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In normal study, work or life, everyone will inevitably come into contact with composition, through which we can gather our scattered thoughts together. Have no clue when writing a composition? The following is a false alarm composition I compiled for you. Welcome to read the collection.

A false alarm composition 1 On a sunny morning, I came to the classroom first. When I closed the door too hard, the door slammed, which startled me. When I looked back, the glass on the door was broken.

It is not covered with countless cracks like cobwebs. Fortunately, the glass didn't fall. I'm relieved, but what should I do next? I was just thinking about it. Suddenly, another classmate came. He opened the door, but accidentally, the glass fell, fell to the ground and broke. This scene happened to be seen by other students. They went to tell the teacher.

The teacher called him to the office and severely criticized him. I couldn't help standing at the door of the office, and I could vaguely hear my classmates crying in a low voice. "You broke the glass." "No, I'm innocent. I didn't break the glass! " Hearing this, the teacher immediately flew into a rage: "Don't argue, it's obviously you!" " "After listening to this, my heart ached and I had an unspeakable taste. Should I tell the teacher, hide it, or be broken by the management class? This incident puts me in a dilemma. " If you don't admit it, call your parents! "I only heard the teacher shouting in the room.

I made a decision at once, so I'd better talk to the teacher. Anyway, I didn't mean to. I opened the door and said to the teacher, "I broke the glass." I was the first to come to the classroom. When I closed the door, I was a little strong and broke the glass. " I'm relieved to finally confess something, but what will the teacher do next, be more and more angry or calm? "So it's you!" The teacher's fire was much less immediately. "Admitting mistakes is a good boy!" As he spoke, the teacher asked the staff to change a new glass.

When I finally admitted my mistake, I was extremely happy at once. After school, I ran around the playground and occasionally looked up at the sky. I suddenly felt really blue!

A false alarm composition 2 that day, my mother picked me up from my grandmother's house by bike and walked more than a mile. It took me a while. Far away, I vaguely saw the lights of my Westinghouse. I was just about to tell my mother that my mother also found this situation, so she slammed out of the car and drove back.

Arriving at the door, mother hurried to open the door. Huh? The door is locked! Mother suddenly became nervous. She quickly took out the key, opened the door carefully, crept into the house and quietly turned on all the lights at home. I followed my mother closely and was too scared to go out. Looking around, there is nothing unusual at home except the lights. Suddenly, my mother said in surprise, "Ah, a thief came into our house and the curtains were stolen!" " "I looked down my mother's line of sight, and the curtains hanging by the window were really gone. I was a little calm and nervous just now.

Mother hurried to every room to check. Is the thief just trying to steal a curtain? I looked up at the window as I thought, hoping to find something. Ah, aren't the curtains on the wire at the top of the window? It turned out that the window was open and was swept away by the wind, but I was too nervous to see it just now.

Come to think of it again, because of the sudden power failure in the morning, the switch was not turned on, and the light in Westinghouse was on.

Oh, what a false alarm!

A false alarm composition 3 One Sunday night, Beibei's parents were not at home. She is reading alone at home, and it is quiet around her. Suddenly, someone knocked at the door.

Beibei put down her book and ran to the door and asked, "Who is it?" The man outside the door didn't answer. Beibei asked again, "Who are you?" People outside still didn't answer. Beibei thought: the people outside the door didn't say who he was, and there was no movement. I don't know if this person is a fairy or a ghost.

Beibei began to be afraid. So Beibei took a small bench and climbed up high. From the cat's eye on the door, ah! It turned out to be her neighbor-Xiaoli. A stone hanging in Beibei's heart finally fell to the ground.

So Beibei asked angrily, "Xiaoli! Why didn't you answer when I asked you who you were just now? I am a false alarm! " Xiaoli said with a cheeky smile, "I'm kidding you." I came here as if I were playing with you. " Please calm down! "Hearing Xiaoli's humorous answer, Beibei was in distress situation.

When Beibei opened the door to let Xiaoli in, she said, "Miss, please come in!" " Both of them laughed heartily. Laughing enough, the two of them began to play.

A false alarm composition 4 came to school. I rolled up my sleeves to see the time, when I found that my watch was gone. I thought it was in my schoolbag, so I opened it and searched it, but I couldn't find it. I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks, and I don't know what to do. I thought to myself: This is my third watch. If I lose it again, my mother will definitely criticize me, not to mention this is my favorite watch. Thinking about it, I searched carefully from the place I passed, even the ants wanted to see it, but I still couldn't find it. I recall carefully whether I left it on the bus this morning. Did you forget it on your way to school? I don't remember where I put it. So I went back to the classroom in frustration and asked many students if they had seen my watch. They all said that they had not seen my watch. My mind suddenly went blank and I didn't know what to do.

Soon, the day passed and it was time to finish school. I was walking on my way home, thinking: I will be scolded by my mother when I go home. I was unlucky not to do well in the exam. Oh, what bad luck. When I got home, I said to my mother, "Mom, I lost my watch and didn't do well in the exam!" " "I thought I would be hit by a storm, but I didn't expect my mother not to blame me, but also to say to me," Isn't your watch on your desk? "I can't believe my ears. I ran to the desk at the same speed and found my watch on the desk. I was very surprised. It turned out that I had a bad memory and thought I had lost my watch.

This is really a false alarm!

False alarm a composition 5 Ding ... Ding Lingling ... At six o'clock this morning, we were angered by a phone call. I only heard my uncle say: there is going to be an earthquake!

At that time, I was scared and said, "Let's go!" Mom said, "Don't be nervous. Just put some water and food in the bathroom."

We're on the move. Dad said, "My car is running out of gas. Why don't we get some gasoline and see if we are so scared? " Downstairs, we saw that many cars in the yard had already left. As soon as we got out of the alley, we saw a lot of cars parked on the side of the road. People gathered in small groups, and some of them were still wearing pajamas! It seems that they are more anxious than we are.

Later, people were told on radio, TV and computer that the earthquake was just a rumor. Dad's unit also held an emergency meeting, saying that everyone should not believe rumors and not panic.

But the technology is not developed yet, so it is impossible to tell us when the earthquake will happen. If we could have predicted it, we wouldn't be so afraid.

A false alarm composition 6 that night, about ten o'clock, I was sleeping soundly and was suddenly awakened by a cry. I got up impatiently and looked out of the window. "Oh, it's getting dark. Where did you cry? " But listen carefully, someone is really shouting. It turns out that the neighbor is calling his son!

I don't care. I went to bed. But I can't sleep, and I keep thinking: Will something happen? Thinking about it, my mother suddenly turned on the light. She said, "Who is so noisy? Children, let's go and have a look! " I changed my clothes and followed my mother downstairs. I saw many people present, and they were all talking about it. I vaguely heard someone say, "Will something happen?" Otherwise, climb through the window? ""no, their home is on the third floor. How can we climb it? ! "

After a while, everyone was at a loss and some onlookers left with a sigh. I suddenly thought of a way: go to my platform to make a phone call, anyway, their home is above us. I told everyone about this method, and everyone agreed with my idea, so I came to my platform and made several phone calls. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they finally got the answer.

It turned out that the child slept too fast and locked the door, so his family could not get in. Oh, what a false alarm! ! !

A false alarm composition 7 grandparents are busy raising silkworms these days, and dad is busy building a duck shed there. Mom is busy cooking when she comes home from work. I will finish the task of catching chickens.

I find it easy to catch chickens. As long as you can't catch the chicken, you can fix it. I went out to look at the yard and counted the chickens. If you count the chickens accurately, you can't make mistakes! However, I counted the chickens in the underground yard. There were only three big chickens and six chickens. How come? No! There are three big chickens and eight chicks in my family. Why are two chickens missing? Can't I count chickens? So, I counted the chickens again, and there were still only three big chickens, six chickens and two chickens missing. Hey, I didn't count correctly! So where did these two chickens go? Could it be heaven and earth? No way! Was it drilled somewhere? Yes, I searched every corner of the yard again, but I still couldn't find the two missing chickens. So, I thought about it ... for a long time, I couldn't figure it out. Well, I'm not a magician. I won't change those two chickens at will! Okay, let's talk to mom. Maybe mom will find a way to find these two chickens.

I immediately went into the kitchen and said to my mother, "Mom, there are two chickens missing!" " "Mom said," Go and look for it again! " I said, "I looked for it several times, even everywhere, but I still couldn't find it." That's why I told you. " "What can I do? Ok, I'll find it after I fry the dishes! "I don't think my mother is free at the moment. I'll go out and look for it. Maybe I can find it.

So, I went to the yard and counted it. Ah, three big chickens and eight chickens. Ah, why are there eight chickens this time? Where did those two chickens go to play? Okay, forget it, as long as it's all here. I drove all the chickens into the henhouse. Then I ran to tell my mother to reassure her.

A false alarm composition It began to rain in Mao Mao for 8 days, and the gloomy sky made people sleepy. The lights in the classroom were particularly bright, so we yawned and listened to the teacher.

"It's impossible. Everyone squinted and some fell asleep. How do we go to class? " The teacher said, scratching his head. Suddenly, the teacher seemed to remember something and went straight out of the classroom.

Seeing the teacher leave, I lay prone on the table and closed my eyes. It can be said that at that moment, I put down all my ideological burdens and any study tasks and lay comfortably for a little while.

A few minutes later, the teacher came back with a small black bag in his hand. The teacher walked up to the platform with shining eyes and pointed to it and said, "There are 55 red balls and 1 blue balls in this bag. Everybody come up and draw once. If you draw a red ball, you will get a prize. If you draw a blue ball, you will be punished! " The students below are all wide-eyed, as if they are not sleepy. Suddenly, the classroom was crowded with people. As the last smoker, I have no pressure, because someone will definitely take the basketball away before me, so it can't be so unlucky. Keep it for me.

Every student goes up to draw lots and draws a ball, which means a red ball will be produced, and the rest are more dangerous.

The students in front have finished drawing. It's our group. Everyone has drawn red balls before. One student smoked, another student smoked, and only I was left!

I know that the remaining ball must be a blue ball, but if I don't go up, I will violate the rules of this game and have to take a step forward slowly.

The following group of students laughed wildly and wanted to see me make a fool of myself. However, I am also very nervous.

I was nervous at every step and was a little surprised when I walked to the podium table. My heart is beating fast and my hand is shaking, but I slowly put my hand in. I felt it, and I slowly reached out my hand. I was shocked-it was a red ball!

The teacher said he just wanted us to be positive, not to be sleepy again, and there was no punishment. Fortunately, it was just a false alarm.

Although it was a false alarm, I still remember it vividly, because it told me to be more careful in class so as not to be so frightened.

A false alarm composition 9 In the morning, Xiaoming rubbed his eyes and looked at the alarm clock. He was surprised and said, it's gone! There are still minutes! We're gonna be late!

Xiaoming was about to get dressed, but he found his shirt missing. He remembered that his mother had washed it, and he didn't know where the other shirts were. Now his parents don't know where they are … hey! Forget it. As soon as you put on your coat, you put on your socks, and they're gone. Just push your shoes and you'll be there. He hurried to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, and just wanted to wash his face, only to find that the water had stopped. Forget it, I won't wash it. Xiaoming grabbed his schoolbag and ran outside. He found the shoes wrong. He took off his socks and found them hidden in his shoes. He didn't wear it, threw it on the ground and left.

Xiao Ming just ran outside the building and met his mother who had just returned. Mom froze when she saw him like this, and then said, "What are you in such a hurry for?" "I'm late for school!" Xiao Ming said breathlessly. "Sunday! What are you doing at school! " Mom said angrily. What? Sunday? What a false alarm ...

False alarm a composition 10 it's hot in summer and it's a big steamer.

After dinner, the family is sitting on the sofa watching TV. I endured the heat and sneaked into the kitchen. I took a look, but fortunately I was cut into a small piece of watermelon and wolfed it down. No, a watermelon seed slipped into my stomach, and I felt a shock of fear-the watermelon seed germinated in my stomach, and then a big watermelon grew in my stomach. I had to have an operation, cut my stomach open with a knife and take it out ... I began to be afraid. It will take a few days to pull your mouth on your hand. How painful it is to open your stomach! Here, I feel that the watermelon seeds in my stomach are sprouting, growing up and growing watermelon. Suddenly, a sweat dripped from my forehead.

I tried to be calm and quietly began to "negotiate" with watermelon seeds: watermelon seeds, watermelon seeds, can I beg you? I'll never steal again, okay? Don't sprout in your stomach, okay? I'm begging you, okay? Yes, I can also see that watermelon seeds are "raw" small watermelons, and small watermelons are growing and becoming big watermelons. When I am afraid, I will sit there and cry. After hearing the crying, I quickly put down the remote control and ran away, asking me why I was crying. No sooner had I finished than I heard a "gnome male-"smile covering my mouth. I was wronged and shouted loudly, "Laugh, people are crying, but you still laugh?" Hold me on the sofa and say, "Silly boy, can you stop laughing at you?" Watermelon can't grow in your stomach with proper temperature, water and air! This is used to cheat greedy children. ""oh. " I nodded in confusion. Fortunately, it was a false alarm!

A false alarm composition 1 1 The "strange thing" that happened at school last winter is still fresh in my mind.

I remember it was a music class. The teacher is holding a piece of white chalk, facing the blackboard, and writing pieces of music theory knowledge on the blackboard. The students below are sitting in their seats, reading music books. Everything seems so ordinary, only the cold air in the corridor rushes past the door of the classroom, and the cold air goes straight into the door.

Suddenly, the door slammed, and it sounded like thousands of wild horses rushing to the distance together, or like a huge thunder that had been stuffy in the sky for a long time and shook the earth. The music teacher let out a scream, then looked back at the door and saw the classroom door slowly open again. Seeing this scene, the teacher almost jumped with fear, and it took her a long time to come to her senses.

The whole class was silent at this time and tightened their necks in fear. I sat at the front of the classroom, but I was scared to death and got goose bumps all over. The classroom of more than forty people feels so cold at this time, and a chill spreads, which makes people shudder.

The music teacher looked at us, got off the platform and walked to the door. She looked back and forth in the corridor for a while, then closed the door behind her. I was pale just now, but now I'm smiling! Students have said that this is a "ghost opening the door" for a simple reason: ghosts walk very slowly, leaving lingering wind when they walk, which makes people afraid and quiet.

The music teacher explained to us that this is actually not a "ghost opening the door" at all, but because the wind in winter is particularly strong. In class, the classroom door was half open, and the outdoor wind got into the teaching building, and the classroom door was opened and closed by the wind.

Haha, what a false alarm. However, I still remind everyone that the classroom door should be closed as much as possible during class in winter, so as not to make a joke of "ghosts opening the door".

False alarm a composition 12 "Ding-dong, Ding-dong ..." Just when I was watching the TV series with relish, a crisp doorbell broke this artistic conception. "Oh, really, who is it!" I complained and answered the door as I spoke. However, suddenly there was no movement outside the door, and there seemed to be only gasps. I was complaining just now, but my heart suddenly lifted up and asked, "Who is it?" This time, it was so quiet that even the gasps disappeared. I dare not stretch out my hand to open the door, ready to go back to watch TV. ...

Just when I stepped back two steps, the bell rang again and my heart was in my throat. "Yes, look through the doorway." At this time, this method came to my mind. I squinted at the door, but I didn't expect to see a person, a dark person, who had been covered by him. I was so scared. "Hum!" Just when I was jumpy, the sound made me almost sit on the ground.

Suddenly, I felt someone pat me on the shoulder, and then there was a sound. A bad thought flashed through my mind, "Is it a ghost?" I was shocked. "What's the matter?" As soon as I heard this voice, I felt so familiar. I looked back and found it was my father. At this moment, I remembered that my father was at home today. I soon told my father the whole story.

Dad said, "Let me see." "hmm." Dad opened the door and found it was Uncle Shen from the neighbor's house. Dad invited him in and sat down. At this time, the heavy stone in my heart fell to the ground, but a new question was born in my mind: since it is Uncle Shen, what about the doorway and voice that was just covered? Is there anyone else? No, if there are two people, who is the other person and where is he now? I knew that this would not solve the problem, so I asked Uncle Shen with questions. No sooner had I asked the first question than he burst out laughing. I was even more puzzled: "Uncle Shen, what are you laughing at?" "Because ..."

I wrote a false alarm composition 13 at noon today. I will go late, because I finished my homework at school at noon and I can't leave until someone else finishes it. It turned out that Liu Xin locked the door, but I saw that he was anxious and worried about his mother, so I asked him to give me the key and I'll lock the door. Then only Shang Yunxi was left. Jin Xiao and Zhang Yuxin and I watched him do his homework in front of him, so that I could lock the door after I finished my homework. He wrote slowly, and it took him a while to finish.

When I got home, I went to bed. I'm going to sleep soon!

Suddenly, I turned over and heard a scream. It turned out that Ran Li woke me up again: "Li Shan, get up! All 40. "

I sat up at once, unable to open my eyes, and I was in a daze. I quickly got up.

I freshened up. Everything is ready except for lunch break. I went into the house and looked at my watch. I am only 25 years old!

I watched TV for a while, and in a short time, my grandfather was there shouting, "It's 40, why don't you go?" I thought to myself, "No! How time flies!

When we got to school, few people came. It turned out to be less than 40!

Hi! What a false alarm! Make a fuss!

A false alarm composition 14 went home wearing a black mask today. I want to take it off. As a result, the strap next to the mask broke when I pulled it. All right, all right. I will be useful in the future. what can I do? I had a brainwave and thought of a good way to stick it with 502 glue. I carefully took out 502 glue from the cupboard, opened the lid, put the broken end in the bottle and stirred it a few times, then pulled it out and stuck it on the mask. As a result, I picked up the lid, holding the bottle cap in one hand and the bottle body in the other. I screwed the lid off and was just about to let go, huh? ! My hand is stuck to the lid. I have long heard that 502 is sticky. If you accidentally stick your hand, you will be in trouble. A burst of fear came to me, a little fear came to me, a little despair came to me. ...

The sound of my mother chopping vegetables brought me back to reality. When I twisted my thigh, it still hurt. This is not a dream. I ran into the toilet like crazy, trying to wash away 502 glue with water to save the scalp of those fingers. But it's not as simple as I thought. It bit my finger like a tiger. I ran into the kitchen and asked my mother in a hurry. I'm as anxious as a cat on hot bricks. Finally, I looked it up on my mobile phone, and there are many ways. In fact, removing 502 glue is not as difficult as I thought. Sugar, vinegar or essential oil is enough. Finally, I put some oil on my hand, and then I dug hard with my hand, and the cover fell off at once.

Today, what a near miss!

A false alarm composition 15 The past events in life are as many as the stars in the sky, and one of them makes me nervous. Whenever I think of that, I feel embarrassed. the problem is ...

"Bell-"The bell of the alarm clock completely woke me up from my dream. Ah! It's 7 o'clock 15! I am miserable now. Teacher Zhang will definitely scold me like a dog! It was all my fault that I watched TV too late last night. I didn't hesitate to pick up the school uniform, put it on my body, grabbed the school uniform pants, put my feet in, and then "stole" two pieces of bread in the kitchen and stuffed it into my mouth. Because I was in such a hurry, I rushed out of the house without brushing my teeth. As soon as I stepped out of the house, my mother asked, "Where are you going so early?" "School, of course! It's already late! Easy? Mom, don't you have to go to work today? " I asked impatiently. "Today is Saturday, what class? Do you still need to go to school today? " Why don't I know? "I listened to my mother and suddenly realized. I was stunned. " Oh, today is Saturday, no, no school! How careless of me! "I said haltingly. My mother and I couldn't help laughing. Fortunately, my mother stopped me in time, otherwise I would be at school now!

Then dad rushed out of the room. He said, "I'm going to be late for work, so I won't have breakfast!" " "My mother and I said in unison," Today is Saturday! "