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A boy sitting next to me looked at the teacher from time to time with an expectant expression on his face. His hand hesitated to raise, put down and raise again ... Finally, the teacher found him. "This classmate, do you have any questions?" The boy blushed and said, "May I use the toilet? I have a stomachache ... "The teacher said yes, of course. This is human nature. I only saw that the boy immediately bounced up from his seat and walked quickly to the door of the classroom. Just as he walked to the front of the platform, he suddenly stopped and shouted, "I can't help it!" " ! ! ! "Then split your legs, bend your knees, and do a half squat. Pain in the lower abdomen and face, and occasional gasps from his mouth ... Finally, he took a long breath, stood up and turned to face everyone with a comfortable expression on his face. Before everyone recovered from the surprise just now, I accomplished another feat in my life. He carefully put his hand into his pants, drummed on his ass, then slowly pulled it out, put it in front of his nose, and smelled it intoxicated ... Half of his classmates fainted at once ... Then his hand slowly approached his mouth, spit out "sweet lips" and carefully handled the objects in his hand. Gradually, I licked it clean ... The students who were not dizzy just now are all dizzy now ... PS: Later, I learned that there was a plastic bag in my pants, which contained peanut butter (still thick) ... The whole class started fighting (the teacher didn't stop it), and many people swore that they would never eat peanuts again in their lives. On April Fool's Day, they suddenly felt uncomfortable and ran to the toilet, unbuttoned their pants and squatted down, feeling comfortable. Look for toilet paper when you're done. I was shocked. There is no paper in the empty scroll. In an instant, I understand that today is April Fool's Day, and I curse that people don't want to see here! Urgent! Suddenly, I found a mobile phone in my pocket, and I cried with joy. I am especially careful, lest my mobile phone fall into the pit and lose the last life-saving grass. Telephone colleague 1, "I'm in the toilet and there's no paper. Come to first aid! "My colleague replied," Today is April Fool's Day, and someone just called for toilet paper for emergency. Why would anyone? Not credible! ".Hang up when you're done and give it a good scolding. Phone No.2 colleague, "I'm in the toilet, and there's no paper. Come to first aid! "My colleague replied," Today is April Fool's Day, and I refuse to go out to work. Excuse me! "... finished, hang up, pain. Phone number three colleague, "I know today is April Fool's Day. I'm in the toilet. I have no paper. Please come to the emergency room. Please believe me! "My colleague replied," How can you imitate me? You just cheated someone with this trick. How to use it without consulting? "... say that finish. Hang up, helpless. Colleague number four is dialing. A squat toilet next door rang, "friend, don't count on it. I've been here for three hours, and my mobile phone is dead. I'm still in trouble! What should I do if I am hungry? Have a hot pot rinse! What if you are thirsty? Go to the seaside! What if I have no money? Find a fool to cheat! What if you have no guts? Practice with bin Laden! What should I do if I miss you? Look at the pigsty! I ran into you and was at a loss. I can't avoid your affectionate eyes. I know your heart. I ran as fast as I could, but you followed me closely. I cried, "Whose dog is nobody's business?" Measure the window, bed, wall, jump on the bed and measure the bed against the wall. The wall is longer than the bed, the bed is longer than the window, the window is longer than the bed and the bed is longer than the wall, so the wall is longer than the bed. If you don't study hard, you will hit a wall. Experts have recently invented a multi-purpose computer disk, which is called floppy disk when it is soft and hard disk when it is vertical. After taking off its coat, it can become a CD.