Jokes about fruits

There are five eggs in the refrigerator. One day, the first egg said to the second egg, "Look, the fifth one has long hair." The second egg immediately said to the third egg, "Look, the fifth egg has long hair." The third egg turned his head and was about to tell the fourth egg. The fifth egg couldn't help it and scolded, "Bullshit, I'm a kiwi."

One day, the teacher took his classmates up the mountain to step on the fruit. . . The teacher asked Xiaoming: Why did you wash the apples? Xiao Ming said: Because I picked apples. The teacher asked Xiaohong: Why did you wash pears? Xiaohong said: Because I picked pears. The teacher asked Xiaoli: Why do you want to wash your shoes? Xiaoli said: Because I stepped on shit.