Jokes suitable for morning meetings

3. Oh, my God! My clothes have lost weight again.

2. Get drunk on the wine table if you don't sleep in class ~

1. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear underneath.

I am not a casual person, but I am not a casual person.

I am in Jianghu, but there is no legend about me in Jianghu. ...

4. Take other people's road and let others have no way out.

It is said that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked 19 years too many chefs!

6. I would rather believe in ghosts than men's broken mouths!

1. Clear water means no fish, while lowly people are invincible.

2. The one riding a white horse is not necessarily a prince, he may be a Tang priest; Not necessarily an angel with wings-mother said it was a bird man.

3. Time is the same as cleavage. There is still room for squeezing.

There is no room for two tigers in one mountain unless there is a male and a female.

Never treat the animals that are still dead after bleeding for a week lightly. ...

6. I, a college student's life goal: peasant woman, mountain spring, a little field.

7. Women remember: Be sure to eat, play, sleep and drink well. Once exhausted, other women spend our money, live in our rooms, sleep with our husbands, pick up our boyfriends and beat our babies.

1. In spring, I buried myself in the land at the entrance of the village. In autumn, I got many handsome guys. Then I changed the name of the village to "handsome boy village", and I became the village head as I wished.

One day, I dreamed that I had spent all my money. When I woke up, my pocket was really empty. ...

I have achieved great success in losing weight. Look, my three chins are sharp!

The problem with chocolate is that if you eat it, it will disappear.

Don't wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

If my friends can sell them for five dollars each, I can make a small fortune.

7. A big belly is not terrible. The terrible thing is that it is unexpectedly big.

8. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can put the blame on the matchmaker.

9. Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

10. Living in bed, dying in bed, wanting to live and die, is also in bed.

1. Wizard, please tell the princess that I am still on my way, and there are snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and beautiful women ... Tell her to go back to sleep!

My lover is a stunning beauty, and one day she will marry me on a fire-breathing dinosaur. However, at the end of the story, I only saw her mount, but I didn't see its owner.

1. A tree will die if it is not skinned. People are shameless and invincible in the world.

2. Do everything, do everything.

The real meaning of the iron rice bowl is not to have food in one place, but to have food everywhere all your life.

4. Sao belongs to Sao, and Sao has Sao Zhen; Cheap means cheap, and cheap has cheap dignity.

If eating more fish can make people smart, then I must have eaten at least one pair of whales.

6. Success in life lies not in getting a good deck of cards, but in how to play the bad ones well.

8. When you were born, you cried and everyone laughed; When you left, you smiled and everyone cried.

10. Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find it.

1 1. After several decades, we will meet again, send them to the crematorium, burn them all to ashes, and send them all to the countryside to be used as fertilizer.

An expert looks at the door, while a layman looks at the sidewalk.

3. There are no roadside wildflowers, step on them!

4. I met a MM personality signature: I can't play chess and draw, and I am tired of washing and cooking.

I met a GG signature: Give me a girl and I can create a nation.

6. I met an old Shaanxi personality signature: ugly women are more troublesome, and black buns are more vegetables.

7. I saw our teacher's signature: I tell you, the teacher is very angry now, and the consequences are serious.

8. I met a writer's signature: it may look like it, but it may not be.

9. I met a lover's signature: I don't have to count what I say, I like it every day.

10. I met Sleeping King in my class. Signature: three minutes full in the morning, three minutes full in the middle and six minutes full after dinner.

1. midnight 12 logout! Otherwise, the princess will become Cinderella again.

2. Hello, is this China Mobile? This is China Unicom. My PHS is broken. Can you send China Tietong to repair it?

3. I am an academician of the Institute of Advanced Diving, Chinese Academy of Sciences, and I have lost the Nobel Prize for a long time, and I won the Oscar Award for Lifetime Stealth. ...

4. We want to fly in heaven, two birds are one, and I want to be a pig in the same circle!

7. Split up-do you want a piece of the action?

8. God said, "Let there be light." I said, "No!" So we spent the night.

9. I pinned Konka's TV remote control on my waistband and pretended to buy a new Nokia mobile phone.

10. I think I would like it if I came later in the morning.

2. Life is so fucking interesting, because life always fucking plays with me.

3. Buddha said: "Looking back 500 times in the past life, you have to pass once in this life." I would rather pass the world by 500 times in my life.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

I am an actor, and my eyes turn when I see beautiful mm. ...

6. Angels can fly because they despise themselves. ...

7. I want to puppy love, but it's too late. ...

9. I only trust two people in this world, one is me and the other is not you.

10. Don't speak English in front of me in the future, ok?

1. You can go as far as you want!

2. Rogues are not terrible, just afraid of being educated.

Guest officer, please respect yourself. The little girl only sells herself, not herself.

You can't satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human!

7. Take the road of NB and let SB say it!

8. Water can carry a boat and cook porridge!

9. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

10. Driving is not difficult, but there are new people!

1. recruit small MM to irrigate together; I irrigate the head of the Yangtze River and you irrigate the tail of the Yangtze River.

2. Love at first sight, then decline and finally run out.

3. A person is not lonely, but when he misses someone.

4. Life is simple. Live, relax. Life is not easy.

If you can see my back, I think it must be very sad, because I left all my happiness in front!

6. Work QQ, refuse to chat, speak forcefully, and every word is gross; Punctuation marks, half price, 1000 words or more, 20% off; Emoticon picture, ten-month subscription, audio and video, not yet opened; Pay first and then chat, chat as soon as the payment arrives, pay online and provide invoices; Free monthly rent, single charge, weekend, business as usual; Looking for an agent,

1. If something goes wrong, look for the reason from yourself first. Don't blame the earth for its lack of gravity when you are constipated.

2. It's a long road in Xiu Yuan, so I go up and down for help.

4. knit me a scarf, and I am willing to repay it with the care of my life. Otherwise, you can strangle me with a scarf!

Men pretend to understand if they don't understand, but women are just the opposite.