Who can tell some funny jokes?

One night, when you passed the cemetery on your way home, you suddenly saw a ghost fire flashing. You pick it up, turn around and throw it away. The jack-o'-lantern went out, and suddenly another jack-o'-lantern appeared in front of another grave. Then you threw another brick. At this time, a voice on the other end of the phone shouted: Fuck, I got two bricks when I took a shit! A 25-year-old boy married a 75-year-old woman, and the boy died the next day. Forensic autopsy showed that he had food poisoning and drank expired milk. Many years ago, I had a dog named ass and you had a dog named face. Two years later, my face died. When you saw my ass, you said sadly, if my face is still there, it will be as big as your ass! I feel heartache for you in the vast sea of people, but your casual expression makes me feel dull. Your indifference makes me afraid to show my heart, but I can't control myself. I want you to understand: Dude, you stepped on my foot! I don't believe the answer! ! In other words, it was very hot that summer, and everyone was enjoying the cool, but you were sunburned. I want to know what you are doing. You said mysteriously and wisely: Hey, when I get a tan, no one will call me an idiot! Once you went to the city to go to the toilet, but you couldn't go to the toilet, so you took a shit on it. Then I don't know which button I pressed, and the toilet lid bounced up and bounced your shit onto the ceiling. You are embarrassed. You gave the cleaner 300 yuan to clean. After a while, the cleaner came out. She said to you, I'll give you 800 yuan. Tell me how you shit on the ceiling! I remember at school, when you came back from the barber shop pretending to be cool, the students shouted at the handsome guy, and you said modestly, no, it's just a cool hairstyle. At this moment, the girl upstairs cried, and the pants you picked up are mine. You said loudly: no, I had a cool haircut! The head teacher happened to pass by and said seriously, I want to pay for a pair of trousers! There is a gorilla in the zoo. That guy, everyone vomits. One day you went to the zoo to see him. The gorilla threw up. Come on, you're really hard to serve. I'll tell you another one! Two sisters went into town at the same time, and when they saw the car running very fast, they asked an old man in wonder, Grandpa, why did the car run so fast? The old man said, drink gasoline! Sister said, sister, let's go and refuel! Sister said: good. The two sisters went to the gas station, where a young man refueled. Sister said, cheer for us! Seeing that the two sisters were sloppy, the young man felt bad and said, well, come with me and I'll add it for you first! Sister went in first, and the young man took off his pants and said, come on, I'll add it for you when you take off your pants. After all, my sister is old, and I can understand it at a glance. Oh, he wanted to rape, so he ran away in fear. My sister looked at it in surprise and thought, alas, after all, it is refueling and running fast. The young man said to his sister, you are here. My sister crossed the aisle. An hour later, my sister came out holding the wall and shaking her legs. She kept muttering, what a stupid gas station! I have a residual oil foundation.