The two had a short and funny cross talk

Talk about big things and small things (crosstalk)

A: Dear audience friends, hello everyone! I wish everyone all your wishes will come true and all the best! Good luck and good luck! Be rich and wealthy! Great joy, great peace, great prosperity! Great kindness and compassion! Great ambition! Great fortune!

B: Stop! Stop! You are simply talking nonsense! What kind of windfall? You are such a blessing to people Is that so?

A: People can’t be rich without external wealth! Who doesn’t want to make a big fortune?

B: It’s okay to make a big fortune, but you can’t make a windfall. Making a windfall means making a fortune. Illegal wealth and making ill-gotten wealth are what villains do! A gentleman loves money and gets it in a wise way!

A: Well said! I am a grown man and I don’t want to be like that The villain!

B: What happened to you today? Why do you talk so much about bigness? You don’t mind it being wordy!

A: I have always liked bigness, as long as it is I like big ones. I eat meat in big chunks and drink wine from big bowls. Who doesn’t like big ones? Do you like children?

B: I’ll teach you how to speak with a match on your lips! I just like children, and I love everything that is small!

A: My childhood When my head grew very big, my father gave me a big nickname: Big-Headed Baby! So I have liked big heads since I was a child!

B: When I was a child, my head was very small, so my father gave me a nickname: Little Iron Dandan! No matter how big your head is, it is still not as strong as my little iron head.

A: My father said that I have a big brain and will be promising when I grow up. I will definitely become a great person in the future!

B: My father says that I have a small brain and I will not go to school. If you don’t work hard, you will definitely not be a nobody in the future!

A: If you don’t work hard in school? You are a lazy person, you must be a poor student, and you say you will not be a nobody in the future? Your dad is really good at joking!

B: I was a child prodigy when I was a child. My classmates called me Little Zhuge. As long as I was smart, I could do anything without practicing, so what else would I need to do?

A: I have big shoulders, a round waist, a big face and big ears. , big arms and thighs, big hands and feet, big nose and big eyes, no matter where I stand, I look like a big iron tower! People call me Hercules!

B: I have a small head, small brain, small nose, small eyes, small My arms and legs are small and exquisite, short and finely welded! People call me a little steel cannon! Little steel cannon, do you know? The small steel cannon is so powerful that it can make enemies crawl all over the ground!

A: What little steel cannon are you talking about? With your short stature, less than five feet and more than four feet, you are said to be a third-class disabled person! You have a pair of bright little eyes, a pair of little hands that are powerless, and a pair of little feet that wobbles here and there when you walk. There is a small chest cavity in the upper half, which hides a small eye; there is a small belly in the lower half, and a pair of chicken intestines is wrapped in it. When you are a soldier, you like to make small reports to your leaders, and when you are an official, you like to put on small shoes for your subordinates. How can you twist my thigh with your thin little arms?

B: What kind of Hercules are you? ?Just your body shape: round upper body, short lower body, and a big disc in the middle. There is a big mouth under the big nose. Two incisors are exposed in the big mouth, just like a big nail with broken teeth! He was born with a big voice, and the sound he makes is either killing a chicken or a duck! The incisors bite a piece of big tongue, If the big tongue doesn't move, it won't speak. It’s okay if you don’t speak often, but it’s really scary once you speak! It scares people to say that the earth is going to explode, and they won’t be able to eat. Do you think it’s a big joke?

A: How could I joke? This kind of joke? I am full of food! Let’s not put each other down. I said big is good, and I have a basis for it. You should know the principle of "big rivers are full when there is water, small rivers are full, big rivers are dry, and small rivers are dry."

B: Of course I know. But there are advantages to small things. You should also know the principle of "no matter how small a weight is, it can weigh a thousand pounds". No matter how big a pile of wheat straw is, it can't crush a mouse to death. Big and useless, just a piece of shit!

A: You cursed without saying a few words! I think you are too small-minded and your wife ran away with someone else!

B: Nonsense! Why did my wife run away with someone else?

A: Because you are too small-minded, your wife looks down on your small-mindedness!

B: You have a big head and a weak body, and your wife is bullying you! Your wife often scolds you: "You are such a big idiot. You are so stupid! Is this the case?"

A: You are talking nonsense! I have big arms and big waist, big hands and feet, big wisdom, courage and big heart! I will give you a first couplet, and if you can match the upper and lower couplets, I will obey you.

There are six "big" in my first couplet!

B: I am small in body and weak in strength, with a small head and a small brain, and I am careful to be a stingy person! There are six "small" in my right second line! How's that for you? It's time for you to accept it!

A: Cheapskate? What the hell! I'll give you another couplet: I'm as strong as an ox. Winning the championship in a wrestling match will be very satisfying! I There are two "big"s in this first couplet!

B: Okay, let me give you the upper and lower couplets: I am short and capable, and I can win the first place in Sanda competition! I have two "little" in the lower couplet, how about it, not bad!

A: Yes, yes. I see you have a trumpet on your lips and play it wherever you go. He loves to brag everywhere. It's impossible for you to be first in Sanda!

B: I see you have a big gong tied to your leg, and it makes a loud sound wherever you go. He loves to talk nonsense everywhere! You won the championship in wrestling. I think you like to have sweet dreams!

A: You are the god of a small temple, and you have never seen a large offering of incense!

B: You are the flood that destroyed the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family does not recognize the other family!

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A: Since you are so close to me, I won’t argue with you. I have a big belly and can tolerate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world.

B: You are just parroting others' words. Let me give you a couplet: I have a small mouth and love to sing the songs that the world loves to sing. How is that right?

A: Yes, that's right. Your little mouth loves to sing songs that people love to sing. Is this a big lie?

B: What big talk? Singing is right? It’s just a piece of cake for me! And the songs I sing are all songs with small characters!

A: All the songs you want to sing are songs with small characters, so I will sing songs with big characters for you. .

B: Okay! (Singing) "Little sister is sitting on the bow of the boat, brother, I am walking on the shore." I sang Little Sister.

A: "I have listened to your song, my big brother", I said to the big brother.

B: "The young monk went down the mountain to change his mind, and the old monk had an explanation." I sang Little Monk.

A: "The windows are full of green when spring comes, and the big girl is embroidering mandarin ducks under the window." I'm talking about the older girl

B: "I'm so young, I go to school with my schoolbag on my back." I went to school singing Xiaoerlang.

A: "When I grow up, I will become you." You little boy has to grow up.

B: "I will send you outside the small village. I have something to explain." I went to see off guests outside the small village.

A: "Send you to the roadside." You only send guests outside the small village, but I send guests to the road, which is farther than you!

B: "In that distant small mountain village, it's so small." My mother lives in this small mountain village, and I miss her very much.

A: "Our great China is such a big home." Your small mountain village is just a small place in our big China. I think about the whole China, not like you!

B: "The river curves and flows eastward." The small river flows eastward, how cute!

A: "A big river with wide waves." My big river is a symbol of the motherland. Your small river must flow into my big river sooner or later!

B: "Walking on the country road, the old cow returning home at dusk is my companion." I was walking on the country road, and the scene was so leisurely and contented!

A: "We were walking on the road, high-spirited and high-spirited." I am walking the golden road of socialism. This scene is so exciting!

B: "There are many stories in this small town, full of joy and joy." This small town is so worthy of nostalgia!

A: "The stones in Daban City are hard and flat, and the watermelons are big and sweet." Not only are the watermelons delicious in my Dabancheng city, but the girls are pretty, which is what attracts people!

B: "The little girl picking mushrooms."

A: "Carrying a big basket."

B: "Little sister, oh, little sister, so beautiful, oh, so beautiful."

A: " A pair of big eyes and curved eyebrows."

B: "There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village, she is good-looking and beautiful."

A: "A pair of beautiful big eyes, thick and long braids."

B: "When I was a child, my mother told me."

A: "The sea is my hometown."

B: I couldn’t finish singing this song with small characters in three days and three nights.

A: This song with big characters can’t be sung in ten days and a half, but your voice is not bad.

B: Thank you for the compliment!

A: You’re welcome, I mean what you sang is similar to the barking of my big yellow dog.

B: What I sing is similar to the barking of your big yellow dog? Is your dog’s barking so nice?

A: Let me learn from you: "Woof woof woof" Woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof!” (i.e. “Sister, you sit on the bow, brother, I’ll walk on the shore”)

B: Your big yellow dog is really not simple! But I didn’t know it was yours. Is your dog smarter, or is your family smarter?

A: Did you ask that?

B: In fact, your singing is so beautiful!

A: I’m not bragging to you, those famous singers are nothing more than that.

B: That’s right. It seems like my little cat makes the same sound when it meows in spring!

A: Don’t belittle me either. After all, big things are good everywhere in life!

B: No matter how good the big things are, there is no difference in small things!

A: My family lives in a large building.

B: My family lives in a small villa.

A: My family bought a bus.

B: My family bought a car.

A: I have a large freezer at home.

B: I bought a small video camera at home.

A: My family has a large color TV.

B: My family has a small computer. That’s online chatting, entertainment and shopping!

A: I eat rice every day.

B: I eat small barbecue every time. The rice is too ordinary, but the small barbecue is burnt and fragrant!

A: I like to eat hairy crabs.

B: I like to eat lamb.

A: You eat the little lamb? You are too cruel!

B: That can only be a cruel businessman.

A: My family eats all the big lobsters.

B: My family often eats tadpoles.

A: Huh? Your family doesn’t even let tadpoles go? What kind of heart do you have? Why are you so dark!

B: Don’t make such a fuss, it’s an imitation. Made with flour. A: I like watching "Havoc in Heaven".

B: I like to watch "Small Town Story".

A: I like to listen to Jingyun Dagu.

B: I like reading martial arts novels.

A: I like visiting famous mountains and rivers.

B: I like to swim on small bridges and flowing water.

A: I love seeing big windmills the most.

B: I love watching little swallows the most. It’s not boring to watch windmills at your age!

A: I’m watching with my son, but it’s not like you to peek at other people’s little swallows, that’s boring!

B: What are you talking about? There is a bird's nest on my house, and there are a few little swallows in the nest. When I come home from get off work, I always look over there. What's all the fuss about?

A: My family lives in a big city.

B: My family lives in a small mountain village.

A: Small mountain village, poor conditions! What you want and what you don’t have. Small mountain villages are not as good as big cities, and all working girls go to the cities. Is this the case?

B: I think you are looking at the problem from the old perspective: in big cities, there is heavy pollution, and farmers rely on farmers to provide food and drink; in small mountain villages, the air is good, and rich people go to the mountains. Is there such a thing?

A: A big city, big and grand, with bridges on the road and high-rise buildings and buildings on both sides of the street. There are big shopping malls one after another, all selling big department stores. The model competition is so lively, and all the contestants are big girls. The Grand Theater plays all big shows, and the performers are all famous stars. Big cities are full of big bosses, and all the big bosses are wealthy. Big city, big style, big girls all dressed up beautifully. Big trade, big exhibitions, and big markets have attracted gringos! Reform and opening up have surged, and people's lives have greatly improved. Wearing big fur coats in the summer, and having a wedding photo every year, you don't have to look for it for ten yuan or eight yuan! There are big money everywhere on the street. Advertisement, there are so many foreigners here, and they all give thumbs up: You, China, are amazing!

B: Big cities are great! But even big cities have a lot of weird things!

A: Why do you say there are so many weird things in big cities?

B: The three sentences you just said are a bit weird.

A: What three strange sentences are there?

B: You said, "Wearing a big fur coat in summer."

"Isn't it a bit weird?

A: We city people have a lot of money, and we all like to show off and be unconventional. Can you care? Not to mention wearing leather jackets in summer, some people even wear tulle skirts in winter. ! This is called wearing a skirt in the winter. You are so beautiful that you are cold. This is called chic!

B: So what is the meaning of "Ten yuan and eight yuan don't need to find"?

A: Then It’s because people in our city have too much money. When we buy things, we end up with stacks of hundred-yuan bills. We can’t even see the unused ten or eight yuan, so we simply don’t want it. Is this worth making a fuss about?

B: Then why is "one wedding photo a year"?

A: We city people love fashion every year when their wedding anniversary comes, no matter whether they are young couples or old couples. We all have to take a wedding photo, firstly to show our youthfulness, and secondly to celebrate a happy marriage. This is a new life and a new fashion that we urbanites are pursuing, do you understand?

B: You praise your big city, and my hometown is also good! My family lives in a small mountain village. The air in the small mountain village is really fresh. There are thousands of miles of blue sky with white clouds, and there are groups of cattle and sheep on the hillsides; the streams in the mountains are gurgling. , the small river goes around the village; small fish and shrimps swim in the water, and the branches are full of red flowers; the small bridges and flowing water are beautiful, and the small life is as smooth as oil; foreigners can't see enough when they come, and city people don't want to leave when they come. There is everything to eat and drink, and every household lives in a small building; the construction of a well-off society is progressing rapidly, and cars are driving into farmyards! I am not bragging to you, the scenery of the small mountain village is really beautiful; I am not bragging to you, the scenery of the small mountain village is really beautiful. Now you are really awesome!

A: You are so good at bragging. It is really like anti-aircraft cannons to swat mosquitoes - overqualified for overuse!

B: My hometown is indeed beautiful, so don’t be like Zhang Flying through a needle - big eyes and small eyes, disbelief

A: I think you are making a fuss out of a molehill!

B: I think you are making a fuss!

A: You said it’s good to be young, but I won’t argue with you. But I heard that you still have the “Four Littles”, and that’s what makes you famous! Wherever the “Four Littles” appear, there will be trouble. !

B: You may be right when you say that big ones are good. I heard that you have the “Big Four”, that’s amazing! Wherever the “Big Four” appear, people will be like them. Got rabies!

A: You "four little ones" are: the little four wheels messed up the traffic, the little treasury messed up the finances, the mistresses messed up the family, and the little advertisements messed up the city. It’s the “Four Chaos”!

B: Your “Four Bigs” are loud talk, big talk, big-character posters, and big debates, which have caused chaos in the world. They are completely the “Four Pests”!

A: Why are we the "Big Four"? These "Big Four" have nothing to do with me. I am a good person. I am the leader at work and I win awards every year.

B: That can’t be said to be our “Four Little People”! People call me a small person with high skills. A: I admit that I have made big mistakes.

B: What big mistake have you made?

A: I let bin Laden escape.

B: What are you bragging about! Who is bin Laden? Can you let him go? Your little tricks are so ridiculous. You don’t hesitate to practice and hype yourself in order to become famous. You might as well say that you are who you are. Bin Laden?

A: Don’t you believe it? Foreign radio stations say this every day.

B: The mistakes I made were all small mistakes.

A: You never make big mistakes but small ones. You must be a thief!

B: Why am I a thief? My little secretary has not had a normal relationship with me recently.

A: That is not a small mistake, that is a big mistake!

B: My little secretary is my wife, and we have been quarreling a lot recently.

A: I recently got a serious illness.

B: I have been suffering from a minor illness recently.

A: I have a serious illness that I can’t explain.

B: My minor illness is ridiculous.

A: What I had was heavy bleeding!

B: What I had was a miscarriage!

A: What? You had a miscarriage? A grown man Can I have a miscarriage?

B: I accidentally took the miscarriage medicine my wife took!