Joke heaven

Tang priest and his disciples traveled by plane, but the plane crashed on the way, but there were only three parachutes. So the Tang Priest said, Let's answer the question. If you can't type it, jump down.

Tang Priest: Wukong, how many suns are there in the sky?

Wukong: One.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are. Friar Sand, how many moons are there in the sky?

Friar Sand: One.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie, who is on the side, is so happy that such a simple question can't beat me.

Tang Priest: Bajie, how many stars are there in the sky?

Eight quit trembling jumped up. ...........

Soon, the four of them flew to travel again. On the way, the plane crashed again and there were still only three parachutes. The Tang Priest is making trouble again.

Tang Priest: Wukong, when was People's Republic of China (PRC) founded?

Wukong: 1949.

Tang Priest: OK, here you are. Friar Sand, how many people died in the War of Liberation?

Friar Sand: 2.5 million people.

Tang Priest: OK, I'll give you one, too.

Bajie shivered again, but he was lucky. ...

Tang Priest: Bajie, what are the names of those 2.5 million people?

Bajie had to jump again. ...........

The third time, the four of them flew to travel again, and something happened on the way.

Pig quickly volunteered and said, Master, you don't have to ask. I jump by myself. Then jump. ...

Tang Priest put his hands together: Amitabha, there are four parachutes this time! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !