What are some funny and provocative jokes?

1, stop complaining and give me a hug.

There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.

I doubt that your essence is a book. Otherwise, the more you watch it, the more you want to sleep.

Do you know what my weakness is? This is your fault.

I found that I liked you very much yesterday, and I like you very much today. I have a hunch that I will like you tomorrow.

6. "Have you gained weight recently?" "No, why do you say that?" "Then why is my heart getting heavier and heavier?"

Being close to Zhu Zhechi, being close to you is sweet.

8. Besides you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

9. "I don't think you are suitable for dating." "Why?" "Suitable for marriage."

10, do you know the difference between you and a star? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

1 1. This is the back of my hand, this is my instep, and you are my baby.

12, guess where my heart is? To the left. Wrong, on your side.

13, I heard that my husband has a good family and my daughter wants to hear more for the rest of her life.

Do you smell something? Don't! Why is the air sweet when it comes out?

15, "I want to buy a piece of land." "What land?" "You are dead set."

16, "Are you tired?" "Not tired." "But you've been running around in my head all day!"

17, "Will you shut up?" "I didn't speak." "Then why is your voice all over my head?"

18, "Do you know why I have a cold?" "Because you have a cold?" "No, because I have no resistance to you at all."

19. There are 100 sweet ways, such as eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

From now on, I can only call you you because you are in my heart.