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Idiom sketch Yugong Mountain?
Once upon a time, there was a man named Gong Yu. Once he was bored and had nothing to do, he planed and planed desperately at the two big mountains at the door. A wise man said to her, "Stop planing, you will never finish planing."
But this stupid man is very persistent.
A: He said, "I can't finish my son's plane, and my son can't finish his grandson's plane. My children and grandchildren will finish it anyway. " As a result, this incident reached the jade emperor's ears, and he was very moved, so he sent two yellow towel lux to move two mountains.
This and Taihang are moving.
A: As soon as I moved out, my face suddenly opened and the WIFI signal was full immediately.
B: what's wrong with the WIFI here?
A: describe it?
B: there is no such description.
A: But all good things are not necessarily good, and all bad things are not necessarily bad.
what can I say?
A: I didn't expect that there were two monsters at the foot of the mountain, a snake essence and a scorpion essence. Fortunately, the old man has a colorful gourd seed. After planting, he wheezed out seven little gourds and jumped out of seven little gourd dolls to subdue two monsters. Later, he lived in seclusion in the forest. A foreign princess who offended people hid in their small house. His stepmother dressed up as an old lady selling apples.
Wait a minute, I'm a little confused. Let me tidy up. Gong Yu is Huluwa's grandfather, Huluwa is the seven dwarfs, and Snow White is Jobs' master.
A: That's right.
Right about what?
Is this it? His name is Gong Yu Yishan, and the author is Zhou Jiahao,//Iqiyi /v_ 19rrgysecc. This is the website.
2. The essay "Yu Gong Yi Shan Snow White"
Once upon a time, there was a man named Gong Yu. Once he was bored and had nothing to do, he planed and planed desperately at the two big mountains at the door. A wise man said to her, "Stop planing, you will never finish planing."
But this stupid man is very persistent.
A: He said, "I can't finish my son's plane, and my son can't finish his grandson's plane. My children and grandchildren will finish it anyway. " As a result, this incident reached the jade emperor's ears, and he was very moved, so he sent two yellow towel lux to move two mountains.
This and Taihang are moving.
A: As soon as I moved out, my face suddenly opened and the WIFI signal was full immediately.
B: what's wrong with the WIFI here?
A: describe it?
B: there is no such description.
A: But all good things are not necessarily good, and all bad things are not necessarily bad.
what can I say?
A: I didn't expect that there were two monsters at the foot of the mountain, a snake essence and a scorpion essence. Fortunately, the old man has a colorful gourd seed. After planting, he wheezed out seven little gourds and jumped out of seven little gourd dolls to subdue two monsters. Later, he lived in seclusion in the forest. A foreign princess who offended people hid in their small house. His stepmother dressed up as an old lady selling apples.
Wait a minute, I'm a little confused. Let me tidy up. Gong Yu is Huluwa's grandfather, Huluwa is the seven dwarfs, and Snow White is Jobs' master.
A: That's right.
Right about what?
Is this it? His name is Gong Yu Yishan, written by Zhou Jiahao.
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