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Fearing your father is filial piety, fearing your wife is love

1. A gaffe is to accidentally tell the truth.

2. Falling in love is missing someone's heart, marriage is tying one's heart, and love is swallowing one's heart.

3. There are only people who can’t figure it out in the world, and there is no impossible road.

4. Real wealth is a way of thinking, not a monthly income number.

5. People allow a stranger to prosper, but cannot tolerate the promotion of a person around them. Because there is a conflict of contrasting interests between people at the same level, but there is no such problem with strangers.

6. Stupid man + stupid woman = marriage; stupid man + smart woman = divorce; smart man + stupid woman = extramarital affair; smart man + smart woman = romantic love.

7. Any fool can seduce a girl; but knowing how to leave her can only be done by a mature man.

8. People have two eyes, both of which are parallel, so they should see people equally; people have two ears on both sides, so they should not listen to one side of the story; although a person has only one heart, However, there are two hearts, left and right, so when doing things, you must not only think about yourself, but also think about others.

9. Enterprises must have unique resources that cannot be stolen, bought, dismantled, taken away, or slipped away.

10. The prerequisite for a person's luck is actually his ability to change himself.

11. Human growth requires four aspects of education: parents, teachers, books, and society. Interestingly, the latter always seems to run counter to the first three.

12. Sincerity does not mean blaming other people’s shortcomings, but it does mean not complimenting others’ shortcomings.

13. Human nature is greed, but without greed, society will not progress.

14. When a woman likes a man, she hopes to hear lies; when a woman hates a man, she hopes to hear the truth.

15. If a person wants to be mediocre, there will be few obstacles in his way; if a person wants to be outstanding, there will be many obstacles in his way. Many mediocre people have harmonious relationships with those around them, while many outstanding people have tense relationships with those around them.

16. The best offense is to attack yourself.

17. The meaning of life is not to get a good hand, but to play a bad hand.

18. Success is a concept, getting rich is an obligation, and happiness is a right.

19. Competition is actually a kind of friendship. You can improve your intelligence with the help of your opponents. Those who are afraid of competition have already lost to their opponents.

20. Money can help the poor solve problems, but it helps the rich create problems.

21. Investing love in one person is risky; investing love in many people is dangerous.

22. After marriage, men and women are all "overjoyed" and "looking forward to it".

23. Third-rate makeup is makeup for the face; second-rate makeup is spiritual makeup; first-rate makeup is makeup for life.

24. The two words "crisis", one means danger, and the other means opportunity. Don't give up any effort.

25. It is the hero who emerges, the talent who emerges, and the fool who emerges.

26. The "general" should consider his lover, "withstand" his lover's nagging, and "reason" should be humble to his lover. A man should be a "general manager".

27. The more a person cares about, the more he or she feels inferior.

28. People have the habit of judging good or bad based on the first impression. When they think a person is good, they will love the whole house. When they think a person is bad, they will deny it completely.

29. The more proud people are, the more they like to hide it; the more painful things are, the more they like to make a fuss about it.

30. This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the powerful. It is the world of the thoughtful.

31. Sometimes the killer of marriage is not affair, but time.

32. When you have nothing more to lose, that’s when you start to gain.

33. Learning should be increased, pride should be reduced, opportunities should be multiplied, and laziness should be eliminated.

34. The ignorance of childhood is lovely, the ignorance of teenagers is ridiculous; the ignorance of youth is pitiful; the ignorance of middle age is deplorable, and the ignorance of old age is sad.

35. If you lend too much money to a person, you will make that person a bad person.

36. Modern marriage is the product of emotion and the crystallization of competition.

37. Enemies become comrades mostly for survival, and comrades become enemies mostly for money.

38. Gaining something is low-level happiness, while seeking something is high-level happiness.

39. A genius who fails is a fool!

40. 1% of people in the world take advantage of small losses, while 99% of people take advantage of small things and suffer big losses. Most successful people are from the 1%.

41. If people live by eating, then the food is not called rice, but feed.

42. It is easy for Chinese people to imitate Americans, but it is difficult for Chinese people to imitate Chinese people.

43. Managing your strengths can increase the value of your life; managing your weaknesses can devalue your life.

44. Life is like a green leaf. As time goes by, it slowly turns yellow, but its veins are still clearly visible.

45. It’s easy to make things complicated, but it’s complicated to make things simple.

46. If you are a small grass, even in the best company, you will not grow into a big tree. If this is the case, it is better to go through the wind and rain and cultivate yourself into a precious flower.

47. The rule of work survival in the 21st century is: build a personal brand and turn your name into money.

48. Fear of father is filial piety, fear of wife is love.

49. The earth is in motion, and a person will not be in an unlucky position forever.

50. We can avoid everyone, but we cannot avoid a fly. It's often the little things in life that make us unhappy.

51. There is a kind of person who only does two things: if you succeed, he will be jealous of you; if you fail, he will laugh at you. The most disgusting words to write to your wife: My wife is the cutest, my wife is always an angel

1. Don’t forget in the future, you must know that communication between husband and wife is very, very important, otherwise there will be many, many conflicts. Remember: communication is the bridge of love, the bridge is the capital of happiness, capital is the cornerstone of marriage, and the cornerstone is you and me forever. If you can't do this, I will be very angry, really, very angry!

2. Sweetheart: Your dedication has brought a harmonious family to our family. You have changed than before, becoming cuter and fuller. My wife is the cutest and will always be an angel. !

3. I spent 30 years in hell, not knowing where the end was, until I met you. It's you who gave me hope, it's you who gave me a reason to live. However, I don't know how long I can have this happy time. However, I will remember the day I met you for the rest of my life. This is the day I am reborn.

4. I will hold you tightly in my arms and kiss you a million times, as passionately as on the equator.

5. My love, you are the oxygen I need to survive. Although you are no longer with me, you still fill every inch of space around me. My love for you will never change! ! !

6. Because of you, my world will be so perfect. Loving you is my only reason! I LOVE YOU! Kiss you! I fall asleep with your name on my pillow every night!

7. Weather forecast: I miss you a little during the day today, and then I miss you violently in the afternoon. My mood will drop by five degrees. Affected by this low mood, it is expected that this kind of weather will continue until I see you.

8. If loving you is like climbing the Himalayas, I am willing to spend my whole life. I will use every ounce of strength and every minute of my life to climb up. Even when I reach the top, that's when my life ends. I will tell the world with all my heart: I will love without regrets in this life!

9. You use your love, and I use my affection to build our life into a happy and beautiful one.

10. You have to know that if you are happy, I will be happy. Your happiness is my happiness. There is nothing more important than my wife. Because of your love, I can be successful (whisper) A little bit, I don’t want people to know!) I am satisfied, and very satisfied.

11. You are my life, I love you. I love you from the depths of my soul, and I am willing to give you my life, and let you accept as much as you want. Wish us eternal happiness.

12. Your love is like a glass of mead, so intoxicating and intoxicating when you drink it; I would like to never wake up and be immersed in that perfect world that belongs to me forever!

13. Wife, you are like a beautiful lady, you are my heart, you are three-quarters of my life, you are my lungs, I am extremely anxious when I can’t see you for a day.

14. Wife, I love you, I will love you forever.

15. Wife, you actually know how much I love you and care about you. It’s just that some methods are not quite right, so! Hee hee, I ask my wife to talk to me more about what is on her mind in the future, so that my silly husband, like me, can gain more knowledge, so that my wife can be happy!

16. I know I have promised you a few things this year. Don’t worry, husband, I will definitely do it. There is nothing more precious than the love of my wife! I just want you to be happy every day, then I will be happy and everything will be fine. Wife, do you still remember this little request from your husband?

17. I did it by not eating when I was hungry; I did it by not sleeping when I was sleepy; I did it again by not putting on clothes when I was cold. It's a pity that I am such a strong person. I really can't not tell you when I miss you.

18. Baby, baby, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice. You are a phoenix in the sky flying and flying. I am a crow on the ground chasing and chasing you. I won’t hit you or scold you. I use my feelings. Torture you! Classic story: I used to look forward to the holidays, but now I am afraid of them

There is always a time like this in life:

When the thing you want to shed the most happens, you refuse to shed a single tear.

When the person I wanted to keep the most left, I gritted my teeth and refused to say a word to keep him.

My heart screamed that I wanted to surrender countless times, but my face pretended not to care.

At that moment, I felt so strong, and my youth was consumed day by day in the painful strength.

Only later did I understand that I was strong because I was weak.

Always regard self-esteem as more important than life.

Su Qin

Today’s post-90s generation should not be able to appreciate the best of China’s 1980s. Everyone lives in the same free building and is happy to buy a new pair of leather shoes. moon.

Carrying a kettle filled with soda, two twists, and a tape recorder, you go for an outing in the mountains. The feeling of happiness is far greater than driving a luxury car to a so-called famous mountain to attend a temple fair.

Nowadays, there are airplanes, high-speed rails, cars, and luxury goods, but people's happiness has declined.

I used to look forward to the holidays, but now I am afraid of them.

I have a sad love sentence that makes me want to cry. I am not afraid of being hurt, but I am afraid of hurting each other.

I have a sad love sentence that makes me cry. Short sentences

How long has it been? I'm still waiting for you to say that: I love you.

It’s just that when I look back, every step I took was so lonely

Don’t let those who are good to you slowly disappear from your life

< p> It turns out that the relationship between us is so fragile, so fragile that only one sentence is needed.

Nancheng Old Street Secondhand Bookstore The north wind blows away old friends

We are not afraid of being hurt, but we are afraid of hurting each other.

There are no ifs in life, only consequences and consequences. The past will never come back, and even if it comes back, it will no longer be perfect. There are advancements and retreats in life, and you can't lose your mood even if you lose. The greatest happiness in life is to firmly believe that someone loves me.

Being bored about some things will only make us more bored. Find someone to talk to. Occasionally sing to yourself, it doesn't matter whether it's good or bad, as long as you feel happy.

You can be sexy, you can be coquettish, you can be pure, but you can't be mediocre!

The road under your feet has ups and downs, but it becomes smooth as you walk; the things in your heart include joys and sorrows, and they fade away as you think about them; the chess game of life involves losing and winning, so as you play, I'm used to it.

On the road of life, only by being in a good mood can you enjoy the good scenery, only by having a good vision can you make good discoveries, and only by being able to think well can you have good ideas. People don’t have to be beautiful, but they have to be healthy; people don’t have to be perfect, but they have to pursue it.

Don’t let the person who has been treating you tenderly become cold.

Can you try to touch me once and say you won’t leave?

You are the only one in my life of sunshine, but this beam of sunshine does not only shine on me.

I picked up a piece of pale paper and scribbled on it with a white crayon; only at the end of the painting did I realize that this was just a futile competition between myself and myself.

The disappearing smile still echoes in yesterday, but the beautiful moments are lost to time again and again.

When I hold your hand tightly, you are a dazzling spark.

My biggest pathology is not being able to tell who is good and who is bad.

I say I need you like a heart that needs to beat.

Those memories are filled with unspeakable pain as the years pass.

There is no need to take a person too seriously, and there is no need to do one thing too well.

Don’t contact each other after separation. A kite with a broken string cannot be pulled back.

I think one day, you are cooking and I am making trouble.

The cruelty of time is that it can only take you to the future, but it cannot take you back to the past.

To say that love will eventually be lost is a fact that we cannot accept as the truth.

People always have to have desires to survive, although we all have to die from the torment of desires.

When I was about to give up on you, you suddenly turned around and smiled at me℡

No matter how strong your will is, you will be confused if I fool you!

That woman, if I have what you want, I will give it all to you!

All the pain is hidden in the surly smile

Youth makes us learn to be sad, brave, and smile