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Hate classical Chinese.
Bao Puzi said: "You can't find teachers and friends who are far away from poverty. You are ignorant, shallow and short-sighted, and you don't understand justice." Romance of the Three Kingdoms, the tenth time: "I am ignorant and unworthy of public recommendation."
For example, the so-called scholar can know what's going on in the world without going out. In order not to make himself ignorant and out of touch with society, he must read more newspapers and listen to more news. 2. Eyes as bright as beans: describe short-sighted and narrow-minded.
I don't think he has a future because he only cares about immediate interests. 3. Short-sighted: It describes people as short-sighted and narrow-minded.
For example, selfish people are often short-sighted and difficult to achieve great things. 4. Myopia: Metaphor is shallow knowledge.
For example, municipal planning should have long-term planning, not short-sighted. 5. Short-sighted: shallow knowledge and no foresight.
Short-sighted people can hardly achieve great things. 6. Frog at the bottom of the well: Frog at the bottom of the well.
Zhuangzi Qiu Shui said, "Well frogs can't talk to people in the sea, but stay in the air." Used to describe a narrow-minded and short-sighted person.
Song-Su Shi argued: "When you see something, cover it, hate it, and the sea wave can even shock the frog." Example: There is no end to learning. Everyone should try to absorb new knowledge and not be a frog in the well.
7. Frog at the bottom of a well: a metaphor for people with shallow knowledge. Before the Romance of the Three Kingdoms 1 13 times: "You are a frog in the well, and you know the mystery!" Chapter 49 of A Dream of Red Mansions: "You see I am a frog in the well. The Japanese now only say that these people are unique. "
8. Look at the stars in the well: Look at the stars in the well. Zhou Shijiao Corpse: "Looking at the stars from the well, only a few stars can be seen."
The latter metaphor is short-sighted. 9. Pit frog's view: metaphor is narrow-minded.
Song Mingfo, the second volume of Hong Ming Ji, said: "I only want to see the frog at the bottom of the well, but I want to suppress it." Wan Li Ye compiled the lyrics of Volume 25 in the Ming Dynasty's Shen Defu: "It has never been seen all over the world, and the barking of the team is a swan song, which is really a frog's eye."
10. Um frog acyl chicken: acyl chicken, a kind of bug, is often used to describe tiny things. Well, frog acyl chicken is a metaphor for short knowledge.
Liu Yuxi in the Tang Dynasty sent a poem to Wei Liang's Preface: "Shallow! I heard that Ceng Jing frog acyl chicken didn't do it. " Song-Yun Fu-Seven Signs-Volume 70-Return to the Golden Key Yu Dan: "It's really mysterious to hear about my life today, and I'm intoxicated with its true meaning.
I've always been a frog in the well! 1 1. Frogs in the well talk about the sea: frogs in the well talk about the sea. Zhuangzi Qiushui: "Well frogs can't talk to people in the sea, but stay in the air."
Metaphor is overreaching. In his knowledge, he should talk nonsense here. It's really a well frog talking in the sea.
12. Sit in the well and watch the sky: sit at the bottom of the well and watch the sky. The original text of Tang's Han Yu said: "Looking at the sky from a well, it is said that the sky is not small."
Metaphor is narrow-minded and limited to what you see. Journey to the west, the sixteenth time: "Disciples lived in vain, but never left the mountain gate. His name is really' sitting on a well and watching the sky' and he is dead. "
"Negative Textbook" Volume 21 Zhao Taizu sent Jing Niang a thousand miles away: "My foolish sister is a woman, I hope the benefactor will forgive me." 13. View of urn sky: urn sky: Sitting in the urn and looking at the sky, the sky you see is not big.
Metaphor is short-sighted knowledge. Allusion: Huang Songting's poem "Re-rhyme and Answer Questions": "It seems that every time Hai Ruo talks about autumn water, he begins to feel that chickens are guarding the sky."
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Metaphor is lack of knowledge and self-knowledge. For example, your own level is too low, but you criticize him for being too high and too little. It's like laughing at a pigeon 15. One-hole view: the metaphor is shallow and narrow, only seeing one side and not seeing the whole.
What he said is only a one-sided view, which is not enough to be adopted. 16. Stupid egg: My humble opinion on myself.
See the article "One of the Thousand Harms". Wu Xie Tiao, Volume 7 of History of Song Dynasty: "I like to worship a new life and try to get a fool."
17. Sit in the well and watch the sky: sit at the bottom of the well and watch the sky. The original text of Tang's Han Yu said: "Looking at the sky from a well, it is said that the sky is not small."
Metaphor is narrow-minded and limited to what you see. Journey to the west, the sixteenth time: "Disciples lived in vain, but never left the mountain gate. His name is really' sitting on a well and watching the sky' and he is dead. "
"Negative Textbook" Volume 21 Zhao Taizu sent Jing Niang a thousand miles away: "My foolish sister is a woman, I hope the benefactor will forgive me." 18. Looking at a leopard in a tube: Metaphorically, what you see is very narrow, but you can't see the whole picture.
Book of Jin (Volume 80) and Biography of Wang Xizhi: "This Lang is also in charge of leopard watching, so I see Class One." Also known as "a glimpse of a leopard"
19. Peeping at the leopard: a metaphor for narrow vision and not seeing the whole picture. Li Guang and Hu Bangheng in Song Dynasty: "I haven't read all the new explanations of the Three Classics, but I can get a glimpse."
Also known as "peeping at a leopard in a tube". 20. Measure the sea with an example: measure the water in the sea with a ladle of water.
Metaphor is short and shallow. The Three Kingdoms Wei Cao Cao Wang You wrote: "I am afraid that others are shallow, so I measure the sea with my heart and draw a snake."
2. disgusting classical Chinese composition classical Chinese is a sentence pattern that is completely out of touch with today's life.
Classical Chinese is not only used now, but also in the daily life of ancient people. This is just an ancient written language.
There are two ancient jokes that go like this: Zhao Nanxing's "Laughing Praise" in the Ming Dynasty said: "A scholar bought firewood and said,' Come here with a salary.' The firewood seller understood the word' come here' and took it to the front.
Q:' What's its price?' Because the word' price' is very clear, I said the price. The scholar said,' solid outside and weak inside. More smoke and less fire, please damage.
The firewood seller didn't know what to say, and the lotus went. There is also an old joke that a scholar was stung by a scorpion when he was sleeping at night and called to his wife, "Dear wife, burn a silver lamp quickly, your husband was attacked by a poisonous insect!" " I said it several times, but my wife didn't know what it meant.
The scholar couldn't help it and shouted, "Old woman, turn on the light quickly, the scorpion stung me!" " The wife understands her husband's meaning ... These two jokes can prove that classical Chinese is seriously out of touch with the daily life of ancient people. The ancient people probably spoke just like the TV series Romance of the Three Kingdoms, and most people could understand it.
The teacher gives lectures to students, probably in vernacular, just like we are explaining classical Chinese today. Confucius' The Analects of Confucius kept some oral things.
Since some people also spoke vernacular Chinese in ancient times, why didn't literati write in vernacular Chinese? I think, firstly, they are afraid of wasting paper. In the early days, there was no paper, and the words were engraved on Oracle Bone Inscriptions and bamboo slips and written on cloth and silk, which was very expensive. Of course, the article should be concise.
Second, if you don't write classical Chinese, there will be no culture, and the literati will feel ashamed, so there will be no need for vernacular Chinese. For example, Zhang Dayou of the Tang Dynasty wrote a poem in vernacular, which was later ridiculed.
China's Cultural Revolution began with language. The New Culture Movement and the Language Revolution during the May 4th Movement played an unparalleled role in promoting the ideological modernization of China people.
Hu Shi and others think that "the words in classical Chinese are readable but incomprehensible" and "half-dead words", so there must be living tools to replace the dead or dying tools. Driven by Hu Shi and others, the popularity of vernacular Chinese is vigorous and surprisingly smooth.
China quickly popularized the vernacular, and introduced a large number of western grammatical structures, pinyin letters, Arabic numerals, punctuation marks, mathematical and physical formulas, etc. Finally, China will be in line with the modern society. Without the reform of language and writing, and without introducing new things from the West, how can the classical Chinese in China carry an overwhelming amount of modern information? How can China integrate into the vast torrent of this world? It is certainly a good thing that classical Chinese has been transformed into vernacular Chinese, but after the reform, new problems have emerged: today, each of us should not only spend a lot of energy to learn modern Chinese, but also learn classical Chinese, which is called the essence of China culture and has little practical value.
Chinese is the main course for students. A person has been studying from primary school to university for half his life. However, many people still don't know all the words, can't translate sentences, can't write well, and can't learn all the knowledge ... Alas, this annoying classical Chinese .............. ……PS: Give a +2 if you agree. If you don't agree, just say what you think. Thank you.
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