When you were drunk, what weird thing did you do that made you regret and embarrassed you for years?

I just slept when I was drunk, and I never did anything out of the ordinary. But I once had a colleague who made a big joke.

At that time, I was working as a security guard in a company in Guangzhou. At that time, I got off work at ten o'clock in the evening, and it was my colleague's turn to take over. The squad leader found me and asked me to go back to the dormitory first and help him wake up my colleagues who would take over. My dormitory is on the fifth floor of the company, just two or three minutes away from work, so some people wake up a little later, and sometimes they even need to be woken up by the monitor.

That day, the company leaders had a dinner with us and drank several bottles of liquor. I didn't attend because I had to go to work. When I returned to the dormitory, I woke up my successor and found that he smelled of alcohol, so I asked him if he was drunk. Can I still go to work? He said it was okay, put on his uniform and set off. I also went back to my dormitory, had some midnight snack, and then planned to take a shower and go to bed. Unexpectedly, before I finished my midnight snack, the monitor called me. He asked me if I had woken up my successor to take over. When I called, he went down. But the squad leader said that no one came to take over the class, and asked me to look for him and see where he went. I searched all five dormitories, as well as the TV room, gym, recreation room, kitchen, toilet, and shower room. No one was there, so I had to go to the company compound to search. I searched the parking lot, sports field, and passageways on each floor, and finally found him in the garbage room in the back passage. I guess this guy was so drunk that he couldn't even tell the difference between east, west, and west. He wanted to go to the small gate post to take over, but he ran in the opposite direction to the back passage, mistaking the garbage room next to the back passage for the small gate post. After entering, I was so drunk that I lay down on the garbage pile and fell asleep.

At that time, I wanted to take him back, but I couldn't hold him, so I had to call an extra colleague. When one of us tried to carry him back to the dormitory with our hands and the other's feet, we were worried that doing so would hurt his limbs, so we called another colleague. We wanted to carry him back with one person on our backs and two people holding him up, but this guy smelled of alcohol and smelled like a garbage dump, so no one really wanted to carry him. I wanted to go to the infirmary to get a stretcher, but the infirmary was locked at night. In the end, I had no choice but to get a trolley, lift him onto the trolley, and drag him back to the dormitory.

But when you get to the dormitory, think about how he looks like this, how can he put it on the bed? I had no choice but to get a mat and put him in the kitchen. I was afraid that he would be bitten by mosquitoes, so I even lit mosquito coils for him.

At six o'clock the next morning, I went to work. I went to the kitchen to see him before, but he still hadn't woken up. There was a lot of vomit next to him, and the smell was quite unpleasant. Later I heard that he slept until eight or nine in the morning before waking up.

One New Year’s Eve, I drank with a group of friends in our village. There were a lot of people at that time, and we all had a great time. We had white wine, beer, and red wine. It just so happened that that year I I had my first girlfriend, and I felt like I was in love for the first time. However, my girlfriend seemed not very satisfied with me. She made things difficult for me and asked me to break up with me. I said things to my friends that I didn’t really care about, but I was confused. I was drunk, and I didn’t know why I felt inexplicably sad. It was like crying loudly. I couldn’t help but shed tears. I cried for a whole two hours. My friends came to persuade me, but I couldn’t help it. In the end, I agreed with him. My friends sang the most popular songs of that year together, crying while singing. It’s hard to understand now when I think about it, because I was often drunk before and was always taciturn. Maybe I was serious that year. , but that was also my last time.

This is my true story. I hope my friends will support me

Brother Shui and I live in the same village and work in the same city, so we have a good personal relationship.

I was a witness from the day Brother Shui chased Xiaorou until the day the relationship was confirmed.

So when Brother Shui said that he would take Xiaorou back to his hometown to meet his parents, I was in full agreement.

Xiaorou is a nice person. She has followed Brother Shui wholeheartedly in the past few years and has suffered a lot.

Why can you survive?

Why not marry Brother Shui just to pursue love?

During the National Day holiday, Brother Shui and Xiaorou and I went back to our hometown.

Brother Shui's parents were very satisfied when they saw Xiaorou being obedient.

Brother Shui’s cousin, Uncle Xiaohong, is the village party secretary. He is a few years older than Brother Shui. He is said to be an uncle and nephew, but in fact he is more like a brother.

The next day after returning home, Uncle Hong said that he had set up a table in Zhuangyuan Building and asked me to come with him in the evening.

It is said that this table of wine was set up to pick up Xiaorou, the niece-in-law-to-be, so I shouldn’t go.

But Uncle Xiaohong said that Xiaorou didn’t know many people here. I went and at least I had a lot of acquaintances, so I wouldn’t be embarrassed.

Speaking of this, it would be inappropriate not to go.

That night, in addition to Uncle Xiaohong, Xiaorou, Brother Shui and me, there were five other children from the same village at the same table.

Since it is a meal, you must drink wine.

Brother Shui can drink, but I can’t.

So after drinking at the table for a while, Brother Shui motioned for me to pee with him for a while.

In the bathroom.

Brother Shui said: "I am definitely going to fall down in today's scene. Xiaorou also drank a lot, probably more. You can't drink. They know it since you were a kid and won't drink it to you. If Xiaorou falls down later, please help me take her home."

Can I not agree to such a small thing?

I patted my chest and made a guarantee.

Return to the table.

Everyone drank more and more, and the jokes became bigger and bigger.

Xiaorou and Brother Shui have already vomited from drinking, and I am blushing and having a thick neck.

Fortunately, Uncle Hong asked to stop, and we started to go home separately.

Uncle Xiao Hong took Brother Shui away on his motorcycle.

I can’t ride a motorcycle, so Xiaorou asked me to help her back to the village.

The road back to the village is said to be far or near, but there is a three-mile stretch.

I helped her walk back and vomited several times along the way.

There is a small river at the entrance of the village. Xiaorou loves to be clean. She needs water to wash her face, and there is still dirt on her pants.

Both of us were walking unsteadily, so I advised her not to go, otherwise she would fall into the river.

She refused to listen and hugged the railing of the small stone bridge and refused to walk!

How bad would it be if Brother Shui’s parents saw him so dirty when he entered the house?

I had no choice but to let her sit on the small stone bridge while I went down to get water.

I went down to the river and looked around for something to get water.

I just found a mineral water bottle and before I even unscrewed the cap, I heard a splash and Xiaorou fell from the bridge into the river!

I broke into a cold sweat, took off my shoes and trousers, and jumped into the river to save others.

When I swam to Xiaorou who was drinking water, she touched my arm and hugged me tightly.

Growing up by the river, I also know the methods and risks of rescuing people from falling into the water.

But I was drinking and it was dark, so how could I make so many preparations?

Xiaorou wrapped her around so tightly that I choked several times.

No, if this continues, both of us will finish playing!

I remember it was mentioned in the book that people who fall into the water should be knocked unconscious before they can be saved.

But to knock someone unconscious, you have to use your palm to chop the back of the neck. Xiaorou tilts her face hard toward the water. The back of the neck is underwater, how to chop?

I heard that if you encounter a bear, you can knock it out with a punch to the nose.

A bear as big as a bear can faint, and Xiaorou can definitely do it too.

I punched Xiaorou on the nose.

Xiaorou groaned in pain and wrapped me tighter, but she was still not dizzy.

I guess I struck lightly, so I gathered enough strength to punch again.

With this punch, Xiaorou’s face was covered with blood, and my hands were stained with snot, but she didn’t faint.

His fingernails clawed at me so hard that they were embedded in my flesh.

Anyway, we have reached this point, and saving people is the most important thing. I punched Xiaorou more than ten times on the nose, and Xiaorou finally fainted.

I quickly pulled her ashore.

Xiaorou was lying motionless by the river with blood all over her face.

I put my finger into her nose and she still had breath.

After pressing her chest, spitting out a few mouthfuls of water, and performing artificial respiration, Xiaorou recovered, moaning with pain in her face.

I told her what happened while I was putting on my pants and shoes.

Maybe she was too drunk. After I finished dressing, she snored and fell asleep again.

I had no choice but to hold her in my arms and walk back.

As soon as I walked into the village, the light of several flashlights shone on my face.

"Why didn't you two come back until now?" Uncle Xiao Hong, the leader, asked: "We thought you two fell into the river and were looking for you!"

" We just fell into the river!" I gasped, put Xiaorou down and stood against me, and said, "Hurry up and catch me, I'm so tired."

Uncle Xiao Hong reached out to help Xiaorou. When he saw her nose was bruised and her face was swollen and covered with blood, he asked me in surprise what was wrong?

Can I just say it?

I said: "Xiaorou fell into the river and hit herself on a rock."

Uncle Xiao Hong didn't believe it.

I said: "If you don't believe me, wait until she wakes up and ask her."

After Uncle Xiaohong and the others took Xiaorou away, I quickly ran home to pack my luggage.

Before dawn the next day, I took the early train and ran away.

Brother Shui called me and yelled at me, asking me what happened?

I said there was an emergency in the company and I had to rush back to save Xiaorou. You’re welcome.

One night, he drank too much and vomited in the house rented by his good friend. His girlfriend happened to be on a business trip and came over to see him. Later, his girlfriend had no choice but to leave. I was still drunk, so my friend took me to the hospital and took my girlfriend with me. I was fine, so my friend carried me back to his house and watched me all night. It's been a long time, and I still feel bad about it.

Wine is a good thing, I think so from the bottom of my heart. As an alcoholic who has been in the wine circle for a long time, I see a lot of drunk people after every drinking party. How many people only remember how high-spirited they were before drinking, but fail to see the "rollover scene" after they were drunk.