I am a good person in the life of ideological hooligans.

1, Altman Your mother asked you to go home and repair the nuclear power plant.

2. It's the end of the world. There's one thing I've been keeping from you. In fact, I'm Altman.

Don't yell at me. My mother has a caller ID.

When I hope to receive a red envelope, I open it and write another one.

I am a rogue in thought and a good person in life.

6, I am very low-key, I want to be low-key, and the whole world knows that I am low-key!

7. The love you told me is just an accidental lie.

8. I am relieved to know that you are not doing well.

9, unrequited love is a mime, saying it is a tragedy!

10, if one day I fall down. Remember, I'll come up for you.

1 1, you have the wisdom of Baidu, the speed of thunder and the safety of Jinshan, but it's a pity that you use Q.

12, who has not died since ancient times, it is different to die early and die late!

13, the most attractive person is Kang Shi, and thousands of people hit on him every day.

14, the left eye jumps for money, the right eye jumps for disaster, and the eyes jump. Does this mean that I am about to fall into a bank full of money?

15. Why do I always feel unhappy? Is it because I wasn't at home when I was chasing Happyness?

16 doesn't make me feel that, yes, we are all following the rolling of the earth. Roll further and further.

17, how can I love you? Whether you love me or not is your business, so much nonsense.

18, I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.

19, I found a mouse pad on the road, and I decided to match it with a computer.

20. I think the earth is too dangerous. I miss Mars.

2 1, life since ancient times, no one has seen you use paper instead of paper.

22. If there is no medical insurance and life insurance, don't try to be brave after dark.

23. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

24. When China is developed, let foreigners translate classical Chinese.

Give me a can of spinach, and I can beat all my opponents.

26, nothing to have a class reunion, a couple who break up is a couple.

27. What is lost and found is second-hand.

28. Money speaks, but truth is silent.

29. If you bother me again, I'll borrow your arrow from the straw boat!

30. Many people like to say: Wait for me! But after waiting for several years, I still didn't wait.

3 1, pianist, cow, since they are two kinds, why should they be together?

32. Turn into a big cripple when you skate, and then turn around and flash your waist.

33. I turn on the TV and watch the advertisement. Why did you interrupt the TV play for me?

I won't go to work until the sun comes out; If I come out, I'll go back to sleep!

35. If my life were a movie, you would be a pop-up advertisement.

36. Take a newspaper to the toilet. I am a scholar.

37. I'm not a superman. Why do I fight for you?

38. Happiness is a movie. There are no single seats. You have to stand side by side to watch the show.

39. It is unfortunate that the world knows me so much.

40. I wanted to turn around gorgeously, but I hit the wall in a low-key way.

4 1, I don't know Wu Bai very well, but his brother 250 knows me very well.

42. It is not terrible to turn your face faster than turning over a book. The terrible thing is that she still tossed and turned.

I would rather give up the whole forest than hang myself on this dead tree.

44, Japan, don't you have Altman?

45. I don't have to eat for you, so can you not drink for me?

46. Because I have a golden mouth and jade teeth, I don't talk easily.

47. Since space music was replaced by anxiety, it has been found that fewer and fewer people attend classes.

48. You are so charming that countless blind people compete to bend over.

49. You have a personality, you are not tall, and your personality is still so bad.

Even if my love is cheap, I can't give you a discount

5 1, whoever delays me for a while, I will let him regret it for the rest of his life.

52. Who will you be with at 22: 22: 22 today?

Please don't harass, I am harassing others.

If you use a honey trap, I'll play along.

55, the flower of the motherland, I step on a flower.

56. There are more and more monsters in this world, but fewer and fewer Taoist priests in Tang Dynasty.

57. If two people are together for a long time, gazing at each other is also a romantic thing.

58. Now that I think about it, kindergartens are still easy to mix.

59. There is only one road, or simply a dead end.

60. While friends are on guard against Xiaosan, Xiaosan is also busy there.

3 1, my love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

32. If you can't afford four generations of apples, you can go to the supermarket to buy four bags of apples.

Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad!

It is too hot in summer. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

35, breaking up is boring, we have the ability to play divorce!

36. failed physics? Normal! Do you need to consider air resistance when jumping off a building?

37. Failure in politics? Normal! China has a population of1300 million. Is it your turn to be president?

I will send you salt if I love you, and send you to Japan if I hate you.

39. I'm going to get a haircut. I twisted my neck with bangs.

40. I don't mind you lying to me. The important thing is that you can't lie to me.

4 1. Is love like changing clothes? Who will pay the bill after the shelf life?

42. A man who can cheat must look good in ballet.

43 and 2B are used to describe you, but people don't like pencils. Lovely personality signature

44. When you are in a good mood, it sounds good. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

45. I always want to turn around beautifully, but I always hit the wall gorgeously.

46. A woman who can't cry is a monster, and a woman who can only cry is a waste.

47. People live to prove that they are not dead.

48. Take your hand and drag your son away. If the child doesn't leave, dizziness will continue to be dragged away.

49. Brushing your teeth is a mixed blessing. One hand is tragedy, the other is comedy.

50. I am also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain.

5 1, failed in Chinese? Normal! Do you swear by rhetoric?

I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

53. I can't extricate myself. In addition to my teeth, there is also love.

54. People don't know how good it is to taste water without knowing its depth.

55. Your shortness is lifelong, and my fatness is temporary.

56. When I sing my heart, tears will flow down.

57. I think it's ok to go to Shenzhou without paying the phone bill.

58. Wang Zi said, Look again, and I'll go home and get the money.

59. If you treat me as a game, I will kill you.

I don't spray as well as you. That's a fountain.

If you are very philosophical, your thoughts are extravagant.

Mountain self-respect, without losing its power; The sea is self-respecting and majestic, and people are self-respecting and dignified.

Quotations in the hearts of netizens

This city does not look at your medals, degrees and diplomas, but at your scars.

Modern employment principle

Calling for what is missing.

Modern popular saying

Think twice before you act, think twice before you act, and think while doing it; Just do it, don't want to, just want to not do it, don't want to not do it.

Almost all the people in the world are covered by these six kinds of people.

The flow of wolves is to avoid a shot, the flow of fish is to feed, and the flow of people is in between.

Human embarrassment

Words that are too great or too humble, too smart or too stupid, too strange or too old,

Are questionable.

Wang Meng

We climbers shed three kinds of tears, one is success, the other is failure, and the other is that we can come back alive after failure, and we are glad that we can come again.

-Na Ren: Three Kinds of Tears of Mountaineers

If Chen Jingrun were in China today, he would definitely beg, because he can't industrialize, and he can't speak English fluently or Chinese well. By present standards, he is illiterate. What about the professor?

A professor from Zhejiang University cited the example of Chen Jingrun when talking about the definition standard of illiteracy in current society.

Let corrupt people go bankrupt politically and bankrupt economically!

-Singapore's anti-corruption slogan

Government affairs should be made public, as should political mistakes.

-Xinmin Weekly published a high article, saying that government officials should not talk about political achievements, talk about problems in a secretive way, and they are used to reporting good news instead of worrying, and they love one thing and blow another.

I am tired when I have no money to squeeze the bus. Now that I have a car to find a parking space, I am still very tired.

Statistics show that the growth rate of private cars in Guangzhou ranks among the best in China, but the shortage of parking spaces has brought great inconvenience to many car owners.

Parents are like old cotton-padded clothes, friends like ponchos, love a person like coarse cloth, and love a person like paper flowers.

Know whether it is cold or warm.

People who only know how hard they work are bound to be broken; Only soft people will eventually be cowards; Only those who combine rigidity with softness, recognize the direction and deal with it in the most appropriate way on the road of life can become the final winner!

Liu Yong talks about life.

Morality can often fill the defects of wisdom, and wisdom can never fill the defects of morality.

An entrepreneur's understanding of wisdom and morality

Be extravagant in thought, but enough is enough in life.

Zheng said to him.

The first thing you can really trust in this world is yourself. It is your own efforts and sweat that are struggling towards a bright goal!

Chen Dachao said in the article "The Philosophy of Life in Athens Olympic Games"

If your heart changes, your attitude will also change; If your attitude changes, your habits will also change; Habits have changed, and your gender has changed; When a gender changes, so will your life.

Introduction to the daily leisure column of Guangzhou Daily

Say what you have to say, not what you should.

Henry david thoreau, American writer, poet and philosopher.

When you are young, you always inspire more emotions than reason. When you are weather-beaten, reason always inspires more emotions.

An old man said.

Write down: a classic inspirational emotional phrase-think generously and live moderately.

Be extravagant in thought, but enough is enough in life.

Run with happiness, listen attentively, develop with thinking, strive hard, measure with goals, and live with love.

Live fish will swim against the current, and dead fish will drift with the current.

It can't be conceived, it may be created.

The valuable person is not how many people you have handled, but how many people you can help; Success must experience cold water, sweat and tears;

What you see at home is home, and what you see when you go out is the world;

Don't expect everyone to understand you, because radish and cabbage have their own love. If you make radishes, naturally you can't make vegetables.

Grasp the dream in time, because when the dream dies, life is like a bird with damaged wings, which can't fly.

Set a goal first and then put it into practice.

They can succeed because they think they can.

Success is made up of hard work day after day.

If I am not brave, who will be strong for me?

No one can go back to the past and start over, but anyone can start today and write a completely different ending.

The name of the audience will never climb the scoreboard of the game.

Positive people see an opportunity in every worry, while negative people see some kind of worry in every opportunity.

Even an immature attempt is better than a stillborn strategy.

Go out well, talk well and do things well.

Don't make excuses for failure, make excuses for success.

People who can see through are full of vitality everywhere; People who can't see through are full of trouble.

Talk less and do more, and every sentence will be valued by others; Talk more and do less, and every word will be ignored by others.

When the pressure is greatest, the efficiency may be the highest.

Missing, dripping in the left hand solidified into loneliness, falling in the right hand into concern.

My eyes are crying for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you.

As long as you live longer than your competitors, you will win.

Don't wait for others to come to you, you should push yourself out first!

Don't be afraid to make mistakes, because we are not saints.

People should have three kinds of minds, one is born, the other comes from books and the other comes from life.

Positive thinking leads to positive life, and negative thinking leads to negative life.

Man can do it because he believes.

The world will give way to people with goals and foresight.

When everyone is accusing and stopping you, your only way is not to give up but to persist and make the impossible possible!

Man can do it because he believes.

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1, in fact, I worked hard to gain weight just to occupy more space in your heart.

Walking in the street, I like to pretend to look at the goods in the shop window, but I'm actually looking in the mirror.

3, look at the face of the class teacher, let Russia have the impulse to drop out of school, talk about learning?

4. Sometimes I feel ugly. When I took out my ID card, I found that I was too worried.

5. Don't wear such a thick foundation when you go out, you can't see what you look like.

6. There is only one earth, so everyone should cherish it; I am the only one on the earth, so everyone should love me.

7. Every time the chemistry teacher does an experiment, I always say a word in my heart: Fried!

8. Life I am sorry for you, because I have never treated you well.

9. After drinking so much Youlemei milk tea, I have never seen Jay Chou ask me who I am.

10, if I can control myself, I will definitely resist eating.

1 1, there is no rehearsal in life, and it is broadcast live every day; Not only the ratings are low, but also the salary is not high.

12, next time a boy laughs at your thick legs. Just answer him: your legs are thin, and all three legs are thin.

13, be a carefree foodie and a carefree fool.

14, I want to be your heart. If you annoy me, I won't jump.

15, it is obvious that everyone likes each other, why do you still dare not look at each other when you meet?

16, hungry and sleepy, please don't miss mosquitoes; If you get entangled, shoot one, and only one.

17, Yao Jiaxin was sentenced to death in the first instance. After watching the news, the boss told us earnestly, look, this is the end of asking for a raise.

18, who has no shit and who has no paper since ancient times. If you don't use toilet paper, unless you use your fingers.

19, I finally understand why I have no inspiration, because there is a saying that love can inspire people.

20. When we were young, we were princesses. When we grow up, we will be used to princess disease by our relatives and friends.

2 1, I always feel that in ancient times, when I was in a good mood, I lifted my hijab when I got married, which was similar to scratching the lottery.

22. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, so isn't the anniversary celebration a grave-sweeping?

23. Mosquito, when will you evolve to suck fat instead of blood?

24. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Daughter-in-law is of course important, so I only dare to play games and dare not hit my daughter-in-law.

I forgot to tell you. Actually, I love you so much that I forgot to tell you. Actually, I miss you very much.

26, indifferent people, thank you for looking down on me, let me not bow, a more exciting life.

On the 27th, at noon on weeding day, mines were buried. Li Bai came to dance and was blown to 250.

28. The biggest failure of a man is not that no girl likes him, but that the girl who likes him feels that she was blind at the beginning.

29, a bitch is a bitch, even if the economic crisis, you can't be expensive.

30. Do I know you well? Just play a video if it's okay. Think of it as your TV. When you press it, people come out.

3 1, I ate it quietly, just like I gained weight quietly. I went to bed late, but I brought a piece of fat.

I can't sing out of tune, I just like to sing my own songs.

33. Life is really ironic. A person will actually become what he once hated most.

People who say good night to bed often show off in an ostentatious manner after half an hour.

35. The teacher didn't speak in the middle of class, indicating that some students died.

36. Parents' meeting and mistress are essentially the same, aiming at destroying family harmony!

37, acne, more than 700 million a year, acne can circle the earth twice.

38. Journey to the West tells us that all monsters with backstage were taken away, and those without backstage were killed by a stick.

39. I am the gum in your hair. You want to get rid of me unless you cut your hair.

40. It is said that all the characters in Hyun Dance have good figures. I'm telling you, if you bounce around like this every day, you'll lose weight.

4 1. When I was a child, I blushed whenever someone stared at me. Now whenever someone stares at me, I make him blush.

42. It is said that falling in love affects learning. Doesn't study affect falling in love?

If I can travel through time and space, I must plant a durian tree in front of Newton's house.

44, so shameless, so heartless, your weight should be very light.

45. You will never understand my sadness, just as the fat man doesn't understand why the thin man wants to lose weight.

46, I'll go. Who are the fast men this year? They look as if they were joking with the singer.

47. I was also an infatuated seed, but I was killed by lightning.

48. Listening to songs is divided into two situations: single cycle to death, random play of various cuts.

49. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's life that makes me a bitch.

50. We are good friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

I really admire Zhao Ting. I didn't say anything about the head change in these films, so I can't do it.

52. The highest level of being a handsome guy is not that you pick up girls, but that girls pick up girls.

53. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times in the surrounding trees.

54. A real brother is your woman when you need her most.

55. Oh, I'll go. Time flies. I am officially a sophomore today.

56. Zhao Wei said that good-looking people have youth; Guo Xiaosi said, no, rich people have youth.

57. Learn Tencent if you have nothing to do, and call me dear every day!

58. I always thought I was a talented person, but I was wrong. I'm not! I am a genius.

Please don't cry, because your sad face looks too ferocious.

60. One day, I changed the automatic reply to, and then what? As a result, someone talked all afternoon.