Some funny jokes.

Send 20 funny jokes about high temperature to this summer, thanks for tasting!

First of all, in this weather, all the people who can go out with you are friends of life and death!

Second, why do so many people say it's hot ... actually, it doesn't matter ... I always feel that the weather will get hotter and hotter ... If it's really bad, give it to someone I like.

3. Once upon a time, there was a child who went to school in Beijing. When he was lying in bed, he was so hot.

4. Every child who went to school in Beijing was an angel with broken wings in his last life ... sauna in summer, refrigerator in winter, flaming mountain in sunny days and water curtain cave in rainy days. It will be the Monkey King in four years, and you won't die anywhere!

5. All those who go out now are "anti-Japanese heroes". You can't walk in the street without getting wet.

6. When I woke up in the middle of the night, I silently got up and covered my roommate with a quilt.

Seven, the current weather, tap water can directly soak instant noodles!

Last night, Qiqi's wife suddenly said to me, "Your Majesty, my courtier has something to ask!" "But it doesn't hurt to say it." "Please put my servant in the cold, I can't stand it, it's too hot!" I ...

Nine, mix a cold dish and eat it quickly, or it will become spicy soon!

Ten, almost sunburned, the sun is really warm, didn't your mother ask you to go home for dinner?

Xi。 Nowadays, there is no shame in expressing love. The most shameful thing is to show the air conditioner. ...

Twelve, clothes can be worn after washing.

Tie Guai Li: What medicine is sold in this gourd? It's all wind oil, and anyone who puts it on feels good.

Fourteen, usually in everyone's circle of friends to sun bags, travel, cosmetics, food, brand-name clothes, car watches, sun beautiful selfies. Anyway, there are all kinds of drying methods. I just want to say silently, "Go to the sun if you have the ability."

Sixteen, starting today, I am no longer single dog, but a hot dog!

Today, I saw a dollar on the road, but I thought for a long time and didn't pick it up, for fear of burning myself!

Eighteen, in Hangzhou, Regan Noodles don't have to cook, can't buy raw eggs, can wear clothes after washing, don't have to start the car. ...

19. Two strangers from Hangzhou walked on the road and met each other soon. ...

20. I have been thinking that if I kidnap the principal, tie him to the bed in the school dormitory and give him a small fan to see how long he can live. ...