Unforgettable hometown dialect composition 300 words Shaanxi

My father is from the south. Although I have stayed in the north for more than ten years, I still "a leopard cannot change his spots". I can't speak Mandarin, and I always communicate with people with a strong dialect, which can make a lot of jokes.

No, we have an aunt at home today. She is tall, fair-skinned and has big eyes. She looks great!

Mom and dad treated her warmly. During the chat, my father praised my aunt: "You are so elegant and your ass is so white!" " My aunt, who was laughing just now, couldn't help blushing and stopped talking.

My mother was also frightened by my father's sudden words. She secretly took my father aside and whispered, "What are you doing? She is a big girl, why is her ass really white? " Dad asked doubtfully, "I didn't say ass." When did I say ass? " Mom was anxious: "Didn't you just say that people's buttocks are white?" Dad was also anxious: "I didn't say' butt' was white, it was skin-skin-white!" Dad said seriously and laboriously. Mom realized this and smiled with a "poof": "You really need to change your dialect!"

Mother sat beside her aunt and said, "Sister, don't get me wrong …" After listening to her explanation, her aunt smiled. Dad patted his head and said shyly, I really want to change this dialect! "

Look, this is a joke played by dialect, which brings great inconvenience to people's communication. I think it's also important to speak fluent Mandarin while retaining the local accent.

A joke in dialect

My grandmother got gallstones the other day. She just finished surgery last Friday and was discharged from hospital this Tuesday. She has been recuperating in my house for several days, and didn't go back until the scar healed.

This Thursday, I came home from school, had dinner and finished my homework. I suddenly felt very curious and said in dialect, "Grandma, did Nai just lie in bed all day?" I said this sentence loudly, so the whole family heard it. Suddenly, the house became very quiet, and then mom, dad and grandma all laughed. My mother smiled while covering her stomach, and fell to the ground with a smile, rubbing her ass and laughing. Dad and grandma laughed, and I looked at them with a puzzled face: Why do mom and dad laugh, am I right? How strange! So I kept asking them why they were laughing, and as a result, they laughed so hard that they didn't even have the strength to speak.

Finally, when they finished laughing, mother said, "In dialect, lying in bed is generally used to describe that person who is lazy, while grandma sleeps in bed." Hearing the reason why my mother laughed, I also laughed impudently, and my stomach ached with laughter.

Our generation is not familiar with dialects, because we usually speak Mandarin, so we make such jokes. I wonder if our classmates have such funny jokes?