The cold joke I told you

The rose said to the rose thorn, "I am perfect."

Rose thorn said to rose: in your perfection, there are still my flaws.

two

Life is a big masquerade ball. There is an honest and kind smiling face hidden under the delicate mask, or a calculating face. No one can know.

Some people say that I have a pair of eyes just to see some beautiful things. In fact, out of the corner of my eye, I can't help but see some ugly behaviors.

three

National college entrance examination

My friend said that after three years in college, she often dreamed of the college entrance examination. She pondered slowly in the examination room and didn't realize that the test paper was blank until the bell rang. Before she could finish the most important paper in her life, she was awakened again and again by fear and panic.

The sequela left by the college entrance examination hangs over us like a haze, but its symptoms are hidden in the bone marrow, and no one can see them.

I comforted my friend that the dark college entrance examination has passed, passed. I didn't tell her that my dreams were always chaotic. I missed the last bus, missed the exam and almost fell off a cliff. Woke up with a lingering fear.

four

Chinese

In oral class, the foreign teacher laughed at her "anecdote" in China: China people don't queue up by bus, even if there are seats on the bus, they like to rush in; Everyone in China knows that when you take the elevator, you can press the key several times, but the speed of the elevator is still the same, but you still like to press the key all the time. China people value scores more than quality.

She kept saying "strange, very strange" and expressed her surprise with exaggerated expressions. Many students also laughed.

For us, these are already "symptoms" that are neither too painful nor too itchy. However, when these ugly behaviors were teased by a foreign teacher, were they ridiculed and vilified? I don't know how students in China should feel, introspection or forgetting.

During the break, party member cadres asked us to select the top ten young people in the city from a list. We don't know anyone on the list, let alone their character, and each of us still does what we say. The foreign teacher kept looking at us in surprise and kept asking "why".

I feel humiliated like never before. I have heard many people attack China people's strong formalism and low awareness of civil rights, but this has never made me feel so dramatic and absurd.

five

seminar

No matter at school or at work, there will always be superior leaders to inspect the work and hold symposiums. At this time, most students or employees are required to memorize the contents of the speech and cannot say "excessive" words in the forum. Thanks to the cooperation of hundreds of millions of people in China, the leadership can only see some people laughing instead of crying.

I attended a symposium on classroom teaching and talked about excellent evaluation languages such as novel teaching methods, active atmosphere, strong interaction and strong practicability. It seems that I have heard of such excellent classrooms from primary school to university.

You must forgive me for what I said against my will. I shoulder the hope of teachers and students in the school. Some people will regard the devil as a puppet, hold the blade of power behind my back, hold my throat, control my tone and keep the truth in their hearts.

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extracurricular activities

A friend of mine who is studying in a first-class university said that he would organize an activity in his class. I recommended to him many popular group entertainment programs such as grabbing stools, bubble gum and double jumping in university activities, and he immediately rejected my suggestion. Students in their school don't play these childish games, but only hold orienteering, survival challenges, intellectual training and other activities. I am speechless.

Indeed, different universities even have different degrees of extracurricular activities. I have seen many college students spend a lot of time rehearsing a funny play, participating in boring and empty games or watching without saying a word. What's the point of such an activity? What exercise did they get? Is it necessary for third-rate universities to carry out third-rate activities? They set such a low standard for themselves.

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a whoop and a holler

In this entertainment era, Sister Furong became popular on the Internet with a few pornographic photos. Recently, Xifeng created a sensation for herself with a few words of thunder, and of course there was no lack of media. Just how can there be so many cheers? Is it because some people are lonely and ignorant, or do they like to trample on the dignity of others for the pleasure of entertainment?

No matter what people think about the popularity of "Feng Jie", what puzzles me is that when "Feng Jie" appeared in the university town, many college students were dressed formally, lined up with cards and shouted "Welcome Feng Jie" with ecstasy. Its warm scene is like a national leader coming in person. When "Feng Jie" came to the unnamed lakeside of Peking University, Peking University students rushed to take photos with "Feng Jie" as a souvenir, and some students posted close-up photos of "Feng Jie" on the Internet for publicity. They don't pursue famous teachers, but they like a grandstanding idle person. When did the taste of college students become so vulgar?

eight

fair

Some people are blessed by nature and become flowers in greenhouses. They don't have to worry about food and clothing, they don't have to struggle, and a bright future is within reach. Some people can only be weeds in the wasteland, let the wind and the sun shine and bear it alone. The end of the world is lonely, withered and tired, and we will still stand proudly in the coming year.

Life is unfair. Some people drink tea and chat in bright offices, and still earn thousands of dollars every day. Some people sweat profusely on the construction site in the scorching sun, and their wages are only enough to support their families. Some people are desperate for their lives. I have worked hard for a future person, and I don't know what joy, anger and injustice are.

Later, I watched an acrobatic performance. The performer waded into the red coal, stepped on the broken glass and turned over the iron plate covered with nails. However, due to a mistake, his foot was bleeding. The actress is dressing him, and his movements are very skilled. Probably they have suffered such accidental injuries many times. I feel sorry for their hard work, but they smile after being hurt and never feel pain.

It turns out that although people divide labor and wealth, God's happiness for everyone is fair. Hard-working people, as long as they feel happy and know how to smile, will not feel sad no matter how bitter life is.

nine

carpe diem

China people refuse to enjoy a day with the idea of hard work, China people struggle to build their ideals into castles in the air, and China people worry about the future instead of living in the present.

However, the Wenchuan and Yushu earthquakes are thought-provoking. How many people's ideals and ambitions are shattered by the sudden earthquake, and what they have worked so hard for disappears with the passage of life. Did anyone regret at that moment that they worked hard for the future all their lives and didn't enjoy a day?

In addition to worrying about 1999 Northrop Dammous's prediction, the Millennium crisis in 2000, and the doomsday prediction in 20 12, I think more people are thinking about the significance of the existence of tens of millions of generations if the earth is destroyed and human beings disappear, and the earth will return to its original chaos, and no living things will appear again.

Li Bai said, "Oh, let a man with spirit take risks where he likes. Don't point his golden cup at the moon!"! "Sometimes it is important to eat, drink and be merry in time. It can make full use of life and is full of the meaning of existence. I don't have to worry about those who are full of energy every day, but only sigh for those who are sad every day.

ten

love

Love is a master's trick. Those who go forward bravely and take it easy will reap happiness.

Nowadays, fast-food love, cheating love and flash marriage are spreading day by day. Many people are too lazy to go to great lengths to pursue a person, just want to go straight to the topic of love and omit the pursuit of that interest.

A girl once told me that a boy always said that he loved her, but he never cared about her except for this empty confession. Once he went to a different place, the girl asked him how to deal with the computer failure. He is proficient in computers, but he refuses to say, I can't discuss specific problems with you. Not even perfunctory. Later, I don't know if he understood that the girl replied to his irony of "good philosophy" at that time.

Without the girl's consent, he thought he had to treat her as prey. One day, he saw the girl walking with another boy and was very angry. Indiscriminate, he humiliated her to her face, but I didn't expect you to be a fickle woman.

The girl is innocent and angry.

How many boys want to reap the fruits of love without working hard? They regard love as a pie that will fall from the sky, which inevitably makes people laugh.

eleven

It's gray, but it won't rain. It's sunny.

In my confused dream, I seem to be walking on the edge of a deep pool. The pool water reflects secular and cold eyes, and my sharp edges and corners hurt others.

The cold joke I told you froze the air.