Funny sentences about a person who is very narcissistic (collection of 40 sentences)

Funny sentences about a person who is very narcissistic (Part 1)

1. He is so handsome that he wants to be disfigured, but he is so handsome that he dare not go out on the street.

2. What’s so important about being beautiful? People always tell me this.

3. I am handsome, please don’t watch. Talk about your feelings narcissistically

4. Last time a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you grown up with? I told her that there was no one, and that usually pretty girls chased me.

5. Have you ever seen a handsome guy like me? ! !

6. I get up in the middle of the night and go to the toilet. I feel someone next to me. I turn my head and wipe it! What a handsome face, I was startled, but after I calmed down, it turned out to be a mirror.

7. Childish words are unbridled, what comes out of the mouth is a narration without thinking, and what is outlined is a self that is full of loopholes but is sincere and sincere.

8. Admit it, you still love me.

9. When I look in the mirror, I want to give myself a kiss, and I want to kneel down and kowtow a few times. He is so damn handsome.

10. It is always too easy to trust others, so you are willing to be deceived.

11. Narcissistic sentences: If being handsome can support a person! I think I can feed the world!

12. You should be low-key as a person. For example, I am so handsome and I don’t even say it out loud.

13. My handsomeness alarmed the Party Central Committee. Even Chairman Mao praised my handsomeness.

14. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom, and cars get flat tires! ! ! Every time I walk on the street, either handsome guys turn around or beautiful girls jump off the building!

15. Whether you love me or not is pure fiction.

16. I am so angry at Jacky Cheung and so embarrassed at Andy Lau! !

17. Handsome is just one word, but it sticks with me forever.

18. I just miss you suddenly, can’t help it, and feel painful.

19. If you don’t understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness. I won't cry or laugh. I will disappear when I'm tired.

20. Life is desperate, but adding a little hope to despair makes it even more desperate. Funny sentences about a person who is very narcissistic (Part 2)

21. Your words can make me wander between heaven and hell.

22. Narcissistic sentences, don’t be obsessed with brother, brother is just a legend.

23. One star falls, but it cannot dim the brightness of the starry sky; one flower fades, and the whole spring cannot be barren.

24. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: handsome or handsome, whatever you want.

25. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not someone like me who can make you cry.

26. This is how feelings are, if you hurt others, whether intentionally or unintentionally, there will always be someone to hurt you.

27. The jade tree beats Pan An in the wind, and a pear blossom overwhelms the begonia

28. Although I am beautiful, I am very low-key!

29. A beautiful person like me will be discovered by the teacher as soon as I miss class.

30. If being handsome is a sin, then I have committed a heinous crime; if being cool is a mistake, then I have made the same mistake over and over again; if being smart is punished, then shouldn’t I be punished? Death by a thousand cuts?

31. Why don’t I have a shockingly beautiful deskmate, but my deskmate does?

32. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heaven and earth are harmonious can they dare not be handsome.

33. Don’t just wait for me just because you know I will wait for you.

34. What we once thought would last forever is actually just a chance encounter.

35. Don’t call me shameless, and don’t envy, envy or hate me. I am inherently beautiful, so it is inevitable that many people will chase me!

36. There are so many people coming, I am very happy. Thank you for coming. Don’t leave until the show is over, go have a meal. Whoever goes, pays. Listening to cross talk is twenty, and making noises is sixteen thousand. Just laugh and add money.

37. Every beautiful and pure love on campus has been ruined in the name of puppy love.

38. Don’t think that because I am handsome, you think that I am unattainable and unattainable. In fact, I am a tolerant person.

39. Don’t cry in front of my grave, it will ruin my reincarnation. The road!

40. The day I am gone, China will seem to have lost its soul. Sad sentences about feeling lonely on a rainy night (collection of 40 sentences)

Sad sentences about feeling lonely alone on a rainy night (Part 1)

1. When the rain comes, spring shines, The mountain spring is thawing and the flowers are laughing; the wind surrounds you, the clouds are floating, and you are free with a small umbrella; the scenery is graceful, you are in a good mood, and you are happy without worries; the drizzle is falling, blessings are coming, may you wash away the dust and smile happily!

2. A person you loved many years ago is like a beacon of hope. No matter how dark the night is, how long the road is, no matter whether we can meet or not, we will always fantasize about the occasional imaginary meeting on Qingshi Street after the rain.

3. Listening to the sound of rain is like falling into a dream that I don’t want to wake up from. The music is like flowing spring water, and the hollow guqin destroys the sharp sound of the rain, like a long period of practice and surprise. In the traces of Jin Ge's iron horse, there happens to be a gentleness like water - a dreamlike voice.

4. You say you like rain, but you hold an umbrella when it rains. You say you are windy, but you close the window when the wind blows.

5. I like rain and the energy in the morning after rain. I like Huang Huangyu’s stubbornness and persistence.

6. The drizzle fell quietly and silently, like the silver threads spit out by countless silkworm ladies. Thousands of filaments ripple in the air, and the long veil covers the dark fields.

7. No matter yesterday, today or tomorrow, I miss you every day; no matter it is cloudy, rainy or sunny, I wish you happiness every day; no matter it is dark or day, I wish you peace every day.

8. Love often requires not only persistence, but also the freedom and ease of looking back and smiling after letting go.

9. It rains today, and I send you blessings. The rain is ticking, and I am always worried about you. It rains heavily, so don’t be negative. Your health is important, and your mood is good. I wish you to be happy, surrounded by joy, happy and healthy, and everything is good.

10. It rains every time you are in a bad mood.

11. What really makes people sad are often small things, like it rained heavily that day, others were waiting for umbrellas, and I was waiting for the rain to stop.

12. The person you loved many years ago is like a beacon of hope. No matter how dark the night is and how long the road is, no matter whether we can still meet each other, we will always occasionally fantasize about a hypothetical encounter in the bluestone streets after the rain.

13. I’m not used to it. It’s not me holding an umbrella for you on a muddy rainy day.

14. Love is not about holding an umbrella for each other on a rainy day, but two people getting wet together in the rain...

15. It’s still raining; I still miss you. Until the day when it no longer rains in the world, I will stop loving you and missing you as deeply as the rain...

16. The rustling rain of autumn always brings a desolate feeling to people. . "The rain falls on the leaves of the phoenix tree", a poem with seven words, but it depicts a picture of autumn rain. After reading this poem, a desolate feeling arises spontaneously. The autumn rain washes away the heat of summer. Autumn rain does not necessarily mean desolation, but also a good harvest. You see, in the autumn rain, the fruits are ripe and the fruits are fragrant; in the rice fields, the golden waves are rolling, and the cabbage, cucumbers... are all ripe. The autumn rain also reminded me of Li Qingzhao's "white-clad prime minister" Liu Yong of the Wanyue School...

17. It rained again this day, so I was waiting for the carriage. When everyone arrived at the station, there was no sign of a car.

18. On a rainy day, I feel like crying for no reason. My dear, I want you to be happy.

19. Whenever it rains, I still think of you, and think of those scenes that make even breathing feel heartbreaking.

20. Dark clouds rolled in from the sky, and in an instant, heavy rain fell from the sky. Sad sentences about feeling lonely on a rainy night (Part 2)

21. It gets dark because the sun goes to sleep; it rains because the clouds cry; the trees break because the wind gets angry; I I cried because you left; I sent you a message because I missed you. How are you doing far away?

22. The most beautiful thing is not a rainy day, but the eaves hiding from the rain with you; the most beautiful thing is not the first glimpse, but seeing all the colorful things with you. In this life, I don’t seek grandeur, but I seek ordinary possessions. The most romantic thing is to spend time with you and grow old slowly. The most beautiful scene is to hold your hand tightly and walk through my day and night, still tender and gentle.

23. Every time it rains, my mood will be as gloomy as the weather.

24. It’s raining and I’m thinking of you.

25. Rain is like crushed poetry, poetry is like continuous rain!

26. It’s a rainy day, and I think of us laughing in the rain and your bright eyes and gentle smile. You said you like rainy days, and from then on I also like rainy days. Because you on a rainy day are like me smiling like the morning sun.

27. I like rainy days because others can’t tell whether it’s rain or tears.

28. Come on, come on, you can do it to your heart's content, I hate you very much, I don't care about you.

29. My eyes are raining for you, but my heart is holding an umbrella for you. This is love.

30. I like rainy days like this. The more rainy days like this, the more comfortable I feel. How can such rainy days make me think so much? In the eyes of outsiders, I always look so... Smiling heartlessly, but the reality is.

31. Today, I am also in the mood. So strange. I like. It's going to rain. I'll give you a song.

32. The joyful spring rain gives the fields a new green color, my thoughts are wandering in the spring rain, and my soul is cultivated in the drizzle.

33. As long as the mood is sunny, there will be no rainy days in life.

34. I would rather run alone in the heavy rain than fall into your hypocritical arms.

35. I like to sleep in the house on rainy days.

36. After the rain, a colorful rainbow appeared in the sky, like an endless ribbon woven from bouquets of flowers, attached to the blue skirt.

37. On rainy days, I just want to stay at home, listen to music to soothe my mood, and find someone to accompany me.

38. The rain falls silently, and all that is heard is the whimpering of the fallen souls in the clouds.

39. Waiting for rain is Umbrella’s lifelong destiny; waiting for you is my lifelong pursuit.

40. It rains heavily and the vegetation is deep in my old hometown. I heard that I am always alone after all. Poignant sentences to describe a person who has given up on another person (Collection of 40 sentences)

Poignant sentences to describe a person who has given up on another person (Part 1)

1. Why Lian Meng You won't let me go.

2. In your eyes, I don’t see a trace of caring.

3. When a heart is broken, it cannot be repaired. Even if it is not mentioned, blood will often ooze out.

4. When you are lonely, listen to love songs and burst into tears

5. You don’t have to show off so deliberately and urgently. There are some things that I don’t have, but I don’t need them.

6. When. When I burst into tears. No one has ever comforted me.

7. Are you sure that I will never leave you, so you hurt me so unscrupulously?

8. "Why don't you reply to my message?" "Trouble.

"Why don't you tell me back?" "Just see it." "Why did you leave a message for others but not for me?" "Don't worry so much." "Why don't you bother to reply to other people's messages? Why do you have to reply after reading other people's updates? Why don't you say good morning and night to others every day without studying my feelings? Why don't you care?" "Have you had enough trouble?" "My heart is cold...

9. I don’t want to bear any more of your doubts and heightened grievances. My love is not a toy for your entertainment.

10. Tired

11. My hair is messed up, my makeup is ruined, and my loved one is gone

12. The worst function of money. It corrodes feelings, and the best function is to identify friends and love.

13. I don’t have a lifetime, but I can give you the brightest smile in this life.

14. Everyone makes mistakes. , if you really love someone, no matter what he did to you in the past, no matter what mistakes he made, you will forgive him or even find reasons for him. If you don't love someone, maybe the other person just said a wrong sentence. Then break up immediately. So, when someone catches your little mistake and breaks up, it's not because of your fault, but because he doesn't love you. Forgiveness is only related to the depth of love. How much forgiveness.

15. For a moment, I suddenly felt that all my waiting is meaningless in your eyes, because I can’t get any cherishment from you. It’s not that I don’t know how to persist, but it’s been too long. Are you ready to hear your reply? I, who loved you so much in the past, really want to leave this time.

16. The biggest disappointment is to myself, no matter how disappointed I am in others. No matter how disappointed I am, I can leave behind the person who has disappointed me again and again, but I can never leave myself behind. Disappointment is the deepest sigh a person can feel for himself. Why am I never as good as I thought I was. Okay? Why can't I live up to my expectations? When I face myself so truthfully, I have to admit that I am no longer qualified to be disappointed in others.

17. I want to hold back tears, but. I couldn't hold back my sadness, and before I knew it, my tears were flowing.

18. We walked through the heavy rain together, the ups and downs, and built a love nest that I longed for, and you. The sadness and joy lurking in the love nest

19. It’s not like no one is good to me, so why should I compromise myself to please

20. Understand growth and understand all unhappiness. And break up. A poignant sentence to describe a person who has given up on another person (Part 2)

21. I have surrendered unconditionally to you. Are you willing to sign a love contract?

22. He is still there, but he has nothing to do with me in this life.

23. People who are keen to introduce others to others have a gossipy heart.

24. .Everyone has an enterprising heart, it’s just a matter of whether we use it or not. If you use it well and exert it seriously, then the troubles around us will be suppressed by us, and we will always be happy. Instead, pressure will also become the motivation for us to work hard!

25. People say that the setting sun is the end of the world, and you can’t see home even if you look to the end of the world. I already hate that the green mountains are blocking each other, and the green mountains are still covered by dusk clouds.

26. Everything I can’t have is just a fantasy.

27. How to speak impeccably. How to sing songs so that they can express your heart.

28. Time is still ruthless. Although the youth is real, it is gone

29. The memories are so heavy, how can I carry them?

30. I am sentenced to lifelong loneliness by love, and I will never let go or fight back.

31. How many times have I had no choice but to just say "I'll get used to it".

32. How many times have you looked forward to it, how many times have you been disappointed, how many times have your eyes blurred with tears, just for a dream, and you are willing to sink and be disillusioned. Gradually, I understood that the colorful clothes in the clouds were just elves in fairy tales, dancing delicately in the mist beyond the smoke.

Another example is the light winter sun, which is so bright that it makes people dizzy, but in the end they can't grasp the thin warmth.

33. Goodbye, I love you so much. Although I am clumsy, I have worked hard, so I have no regrets.

34. If my existence at this moment hinders your life, then I disappear under this light.

35. Everyone will encounter completely different "three kinds of people" in their life journey.

36. Try to throw away the shackles of the world, amidst the contempt of others, and get rid of the last glimmer of hope in despair. It’s just that love has fallen asleep, and the eternal hibernation will never wake up.

37. Can we stop getting entangled.

38. It was promised forever, but now I am standing alone on the street corner without you.

39. I have minded many things in the past. I minded whether you were hot or cold to me, or whether you left me. But now, what I often say is, I don’t care if you do whatever you want.

40. It’s not that I let you go, it’s that I finally let go of myself. It’s true that I miss you, and it’s true that I can’t go back. Talk about being lonely alone: ??go out alone, eat alone, and watch movies alone

1. Play alone. If you feel lonely, go to social situations and pretend to be familiar with others. More pain. A common disease among contemporary youth.

2. I want to tell you so much. In fact, my life is not that good. I still miss you and dream about you often. It’s just that time has taught me to shut up, because I know that there are many ways to go. Walking alone, loneliness is probably the norm, just get over it.

3. Maturity means that I used to be sentimental about big things, but now I can handle it alone even if there are thousands of mountains and rivers. Some roads can only be walked alone. This is not loneliness, but choice.

4. You should try to walk alone and enjoy your time alone. When you are lonely to the depths, loneliness becomes armor.

5. What we need is never that you are strong enough. Or maybe you are so powerful, it must be fine. Such nonsense. Because, if given a choice, no one wants to wait until the weekend to get drunk when they want to drink away their sorrows. No one wants to go on alone when they are very sad.

6. Two people are companions, one person is brave. Don't mind those days when you are alone. Loneliness is a practice given to us by God. "Crossing the Sea of ??People to Hug You"

7. After being alone for a long time, you will no longer feel lonely, only sad. "Natsume's Book of Friends"

8. I used to think that being alone was too lonely, and it was embarrassing to do anything. But now I gradually feel that it is good to be alone sometimes, and I can think and think quietly. Do whatever you want, no need to cater to you, you can be at ease alone, and you can be happy with good friends.

9. Running alone in the winter morning may be a bit cold and lonely, but being able to start the day with a healthy and delicious breakfast at such a beautiful train station in Paris may make you tired in such a hurry, but it is not What a waste of time!

10. Life is, after all, a personal journey. It doesn't matter whether it's restrained or indulgent, it doesn't matter whether it's lonely or free, it's the most practical thing to find your own way. Whatever your heart desires, stay true to your past. I know that what I ask for is in my heart, but my heart is far away. Life is like a journey against the odds, and I am also a traveler. I just hope that I can always be on the road and not be disturbed by worldly things, so that I can live up to it.

11. When you stay alone for a long time, you will find that you still have fun with everyone. I was once obsessed with Dream of Red Mansions, and when I was a child, I would put people around me into characters in the book. After reading it over and over again for many years, I realized that in fact, every character in it is a person, a lonely soul from beginning to end.

12. Eat alone, go to class alone, and feel as lonely as a dog.

13. Your last kiss made my heart melt. I still remember it. I was always so hesitant. If I hadn’t thought that it would be difficult for you, I should have stayed. After the excitement faded, a person faced endless loneliness alone.

14. Going to the street alone, eating alone, and watching movies alone may be a sign of loneliness or growth.

15. Master said that loneliness is not something you are born with, but begins when you fall in love with that person. If you have never met, you could endure loneliness, but the short-term warmth makes your loneliness More desolation cures your melancholy, and then gives you greater sadness. You are not sad when she leaves. What is sad is that she has been here before. If time comes back, it is best not to know each other, so that you don't miss lovesickness.