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Funny copywriting praising beautiful women

Funny copywriting praising beautiful women (selected 80 sentences) 1. Would you please stop looking at beautiful women and often appear in the street? Otherwise traffic accidents will increase! 2. Hire more than thirteen people, and cardamom is the first in early February. In Yangzhou, the spring breeze blows all over Sanli Long Street. With beaded curtains, no one can match her beauty. There must be no moon today, because the moon's brilliance is covered by you. I was born with two kinds of sadness, and I was attacked by a disease. Tears a little, breath slightly. 5. Light Luo small fan white orchid, slim waist and jade belt dancing tulle. Doubt is a fairy, looking back and smiling is better than Xinghua. 6. A woman in her thirties is as elegant as an orchid, as quiet as a daffodil and as pure as a lily. 7. Only lotus can be worthy of your holiness, and you can be worthy of your ice and moon. 8. If you have no characteristics, you can tell her that you can jump into the river. 9. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity. 10.30-year-old woman is like running water, quiet but not arrogant, with waves but not impetuous. 1 1. Boudoir young women don't know how to worry, put on makeup in spring, and go to Cuilou. Suddenly I saw the willow color on the stranger's head and regretted letting my husband find the seal. 12. Although you are slender and petite, you are very powerful. This is the real spiritual beauty! 13. Pond, garden, palace, everything is the same as before, Taiye Lake hibiscus, Weiyang Palace willow. But the petals are like her face, and the willow leaves are like her eyebrows. Whenever he looks at them, what can he do but cry? . 14. You are nothing special in the eyes of others, but in my eyes, you are the most beautiful girl in the world. 15. Minus one point is too short and increase one point is too long. If the ink surface is like a flower, it is not as pink as frost. Color is the beauty of the world, and the heart is a woman. 16. Do you know how to be more beautiful? That is to love yourself and like you as you are. 17. Your hair is really beautiful, especially that smell makes me feel trance. It's your own smell. 18. He saw the girl with oval face, long eyelashes and big eyes, fair skin, beautiful appearance, slim figure and delicate figure. 19. You are my rose, you are my flower, and the sweet words of birds only praise you. 20. Her voice is soft and euphemistic, her expression is charming, her eyes are bright and her teeth are white and greasy. She is really a stunning beauty. 2 1. There is only one person in my life who makes my life so beautiful and magical, and that is you, my love. 22. You'd better hurry when crossing the street, or there will be traffic jams! There is only one person in my life who can make me happy all day with her sweet smile, and that is you, my love. 24. After knowing you, looking at other women is like insulting your eyes! 25. Two bends are like frowning brows, and a pair seems to be happy. 26. There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl. 27. A beautiful woman is a diamond, and a good woman is a treasure. 28. You don't need a bunch of lips and two rows of shell teeth, but your speech should also be elegant and refined, witty and funny. 29. The beautiful man rolled the bead curtain, how quiet she leaned and how troubled her brow was! You may see bright tears on her cheeks now, who doesn't hate intimacy. 30. The gills are new, the nose is greasy with goose fat, warm and silent, and the view is amiable. 3 1. From the moment I first touched you, I strongly felt that you exuded a wonderful gentleness. 32. If a girl is not beautiful, praise her: You are elegant. 33. Do you know why I am so active? Because my heart breaks for you all the time. 34. If a girl is beautiful, praise her: You are beautiful. 35. employing more than thirteen people, cardamom ends in early February. Why don't you roll a bead curtain on Yangzhou Road, ten miles east? 36. If a girl is neither beautiful nor temperamental, praise her: You are cute. 37. Soft, skin coagulation, collar like a dragonfly, teeth like a rhinoceros, a cicada's head like a moth eyebrow. Smile and expect. 38. Clear water produces hibiscus, which is naturally carved. The woman is about 2067 years old, with beautiful appearance and extremely flexible eyes. 39. You are wearing a purple cheongsam. Seen from a distance, it really flies like a small butterfly. It's beautiful and the color is soft. 40. How can green willows compare with your hair? Green ripples can't compare with your eyes. 4 1. I don't want you to be seen by other men I'm afraid the number of rivals in love will soar! 42. I never thought I would be so happy. I owe you everything, my love. Your smile is so beautiful. 43. For the son of the employer, the increase of one point is too long and the decrease of one point is too short; The powder is too white, and Zhu is too red. 44. Is it funny? It's weird not having you around. Will you spend the rest of your life with me? 45. If a girl is ugly, unattractive and unlovable, praise her: you are very distinctive. 46. Try to avoid your slim and petite figure and speak softly, but you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty! 47. The day when she smiled at me was very special to me, because I couldn't forget that beautiful smile. 48. There are stunners in the north, and they are peerless and independent. Take care of the city first, then the country. I'd rather not know the beauty of the city and the countryside, but it's hard to get it again. 49. I saw her oval face, quite handsome, and her age seemed to be one or two years younger than him. 50. Famous flowers pour into the country and appreciate each other, and are often laughed at by kings. Explain that it is infinitely hateful, and Shen Xiangting is north. 5 1. Having a beautiful partner like you in my life makes this long journey more interesting and beautiful. 52. Would you please not appear in the street often? Otherwise, traffic accidents will increase. Please stop dressing up and leave some confidence for other women. 54. There are two kinds of girls in the world who are the cutest, one is beautiful; One is smart, and you are a smart and beautiful girl. 55. Gentle women are gold, beautiful women are diamonds, smart women are treasures, and lovely women are famous paintings! According to research, you are the biggest treasure in the world, full of gold, diamonds and famous paintings! 56. I am so lucky. Jia Baoyu is surrounded by a beautiful woman with fragrant flowers. I have a lovely girl with eyes like water apricots, not worse than him. Ha ha. 57. With the sun, flowers will not bloom; There is no happiness without love; Without women, there is no love; So bleak and simple, a kind of unspeakable affection suddenly rises in my heart. 59. From a distance, I watched your back. You tied your black hair behind your head with a bunch of big red ribbons, just like a waterfall pouring down from a mountain stream under a quiet mountain. 60. Only lotus can compare with your holiness, and you can compare with your ice and moon. 6860.68686868661When I saw you, I felt that nothing was not beautiful, because you decorated everything with your beauty. 63. That tenderness, that beauty, that charm, I will never forget. 64. That kind of sedate and dignified temperament, even naughty people will be cautious when they see you. 65. You skipped in, wearing a red coat and a tight belt. Like a red cloud floating in the sky. 66. You walked into the living room from the outside with a bunch of laughter and casually wore a red sweatshirt. It was so beautiful and passionate. 67. Your hair is really beautiful, especially the smell makes me feel trance. 68. Your eyes are so sultry that I can't help kissing her. Don't move, you'll get me deeper and deeper. 70. Your oval face is so white, and your curved eyebrows are so slender; Watery eyes, so bright! 7 1. "A slender hand and a snow-white wrist reveal its shape. 72. There is no beauty in the future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world! There are many beautiful women in Yanzhao, and the beautiful woman is Yan Ruyu. Beauty is beauty, and her face is like a hibiscus flower. Take care of the city first, then the country. 74. The beauty of the wild goose is fragrant and old, and the broken dream is vaguely lost. 75. You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. I can always capture your serenity, enthusiasm, wisdom and sensitivity in your big bright eyes. 76. The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling. 77. Beauty leaves the blue room at dawn and folds in front of the mirror. 78. Open your eyes for two seconds, then smile awkwardly and say, I'm sorry, I was rude. 79. Moss is a cage, and cassia twig is a cage hook. There is a bun on the head and a bright moon in the ear. Xiang Qi is the lower skirt, and Zi Qi is the upper skirt. 80. There are peerless and independent beauties in the north. Take care of the city first, then the country.