Jiang Taigong new fishing _800 words

Jiang Ziya has lived a carefree life in the celestial world since he successfully helped Shang Zhouwang seal the gods.

Perhaps I am tired of the superior life for thousands of years, and I am in a good mood. I just picked up the fishing rod around me and went from just visiting to 2006. When I left the place I just visited, Jiang Ziya landed where he had been waiting for Zhou Wenwang. The clear stream is no longer as clear as a mirror, but muddy. Jiang Ziya frowned, but still like more than two thousand years ago, sat down by the stream and threw the "Taigong brand" straight into the water. Perhaps the river is too muddy, and the fish can't see enough hooks to make them famous in history. I think when Jiang Ziya fished patiently for ten years, a very big "fish"-Zhou Wenwang came. In today's emphasis on efficiency, it is really meaningless to sit still and wait for a few months without any results. Alas, you can't go home empty-handed! It's strange that the jade emperor doesn't laugh at him! What shall we do? Jiang Taigong was lost in thought. Then he nodded as if he understood something. Jiang Ziya deserves to be Jiang Ziya. He had a brainwave and poured the holy water from the kettle he carried with him into the hollow tree by the stream. Those dying fish smelled the holy water and tried their best to jump into the holy water in the hollow tree one by one. Watching the fish swim happily, Jiang Ziya secretly felt proud of his cleverness.

Seeing these polluted fish come back to life, Jiang Ziya can't help but become a Buddha again. He took out a magic mirror and took a picture of Zhang He. The muddy sewage demon was scared out of her wits and got into the demon mirror of Taigong. Suddenly, the whole river turned into a huge mirror. It's really "half an acre of square pond has been opened, and the sky is high and the clouds are light." The water is sparkling, and from a distance, it looks like a huge and charming landscape painting. Jiang Taigong smiled knowingly at first sight, thinking to himself: If you don't catch a fish and keep the world clean, this trip to the world is not in vain. Simply recruit Yang Jian and the Dragon Kings in the east, south, west and north, give them some filter Dan, and let them throw the filter Dan into the polluted water, so that they can cure all the sewage monsters in the polluted water on the earth. Suddenly, Yang Jian said, "What if humans collude with the sewage demon again?" See Yang Jian eyebrows a wrinkly, stratagem, into a smoke bomb, write down twelve characters in the sky: water is the source of life, please protect the water source! He also ordered that He Xishan will take turns to be on duty. Once human beings are found to repeat the same mistakes, they will pay a hell of a price.

Jiang Ziya and Yang Jian laughed and ended this meaningful 2 1 century world tour with laughter.

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