Said he could help me sort out bl famous sayings and all kinds of novels.

I have nothing else, but my hands are familiar. (Song? Ouyang Xiu's Oil Man

-the characteristics of most small attacks on XXOO in Danmei.

2。 The moon rose above the willow tree, At dusk he had a tryst with me. (Song? Zhu Shuzhen's

-This is a good time! What can I do after dusk? Things ... [laughs ]

3. Only after tens of millions of hammer strokes can be extracted from the remote mountains, it takes the burning of the burning fire as a very common thing. (Ming? Yu Qian's ode to lime

-a portrayal of the poor feelings in SM's abuse.

4。 Therefore, the sky will drop to the people of Sri Lanka, and they must first suffer from their minds, work hard on their bones and muscles, starve their bodies, empty their bodies, and mess up their actions. Therefore, their perseverance has benefited them. ("Mencius? "gaozi")

-abusive words ... Therefore, the sky will drop love on a small audience, and it is necessary to first suffer its mind, strain its bones and muscles, and starve its body and skin ...

5. Don't rejoice in things, don't grieve for yourself. (Song? Fan Zhongyan's "The Story of Yueyang Tower")

-It's still abusive, and many of the petty grievances in it can reach this point ... except, of course, when XXOO ... [escape ]

6. High-spirited, then decline, three exhausted. ("Zuo zhuan? Cao Gui Controversy)

-A small attack in the United States will basically not appear.

7。 Let the old get a sense of end, be strong and useful, be young and have a strong point, and be widowed, lonely and disabled. (Book of Rites? Gift? #92; ")

Therefore, nothing is expensive, nothing is cheap, and nothing is long. (Han Yu's Shi Shuo)

-the ultimate meaning of beauty: make BL global! Let the world BL! Let the people BL up! Nothing can't be BL!

8。 Ancient scholars must have teachers. Teacher, so preach and accept the industry to solve doubts. (Han Yu's Shi Shuo)

-Small attackers are usually self-taught when they are doing XXOO ...

9. Yue music (le), yue music (le) and others music (le), which music (Le)? ("Mencius? Liang Huiwang? Zhuang Bao meets Mencius)

-The above is the original pronunciation. Please automatically turn yue into le…… when you read it ... Is this the root cause of 3P or even NP? !

1。 In ancient times, it was based on morality, in the middle ages, it was based on wisdom, and today it is based on strength. ("everything is done?"

-If Xiao Attack and Xiao Shou are rivals, this is the trilogy of their emotional progress ... The last sentence of course describes XXOO ... [Khan ]

11. To serve Qin with the land is like carrying faggots to put out a fire, and the salary is endless, and the fire will not go out. ("Warring States Policy? Wei Ce)

-If you abuse the small victims in the text and attack them by example ...

12. Birds of a feather flock together, so people are divided into groups-so, especially in the series of articles, it often appears that there are n people in a family or all the good friends are BL ... < P > 13. Sharp tools make good work. ("The Analects? Wei Linggong)

-This shows how important foreplay is!

14。 Do as you would be done by. ("The Analects? Yan Yuan ")

-Small attackers don't seem to understand this sentence, so it's rare to attack each other during their stay in the United States ...

15. Man is a knife, I am a fish. ("Historical Records? Biography of Xiang Yu)

-the inner feelings of the small audience when they are oppressed.

16。 If the young people do not work in time, to the old can only regret a life. ("Long Songs" by Han Yuefu)

-You should start with dolls to be beautiful! [beaten ]

17. And year after year she has sewn gold thread, on bridal robes for other girls. (Tang? Qin Taoyu's "Poor Girl")

-The sorrow of the supporting actor who likes to suffer a little from beauty ...

18. Good things are never born frugal, and since ancient times, melons are bitter and sweet. (yuan? Bai Pu's Happy Spring)

-? The voice of a stepmother author.

19。 What does it mean to make steel, and turn it into a soft finger? (A Farewell to Lu Chen by Liu Kun)

-the inevitable result of being happy ending.

2。 Really brave, dare to face the bleak life and dare to face the dripping blood. (Lu Xun's "In Memory of Liu Hezhen Jun")

-So, both the minor sufferings and minor offenses in the abusive text are warriors ... [thoughtfully ]

21. Seeing and possessing gold is Grandet's obsession. (France? Balzac's Miser)

-Seeing and possessing small sufferings is the persistent madness of small attackers. =__=b

22。 How strange and changeable life is. The smallest thing can ruin you and make you perfect! (France? Mo Bosang's "Necklace")

-This is probably the reason why the emotional path of small attacks is so uneven

Part I: unlimited attacks

Part II: boundless sufferings

Horizontal criticism: safe entry and exit

1. Unlimited attacks and boundless sufferings

2. What's the date today? The answer must be No.1 or No.

3.Q: One person is beautiful and two people are beautiful? A: one person is beautiful! -Explain as: single (lingering) beauty

4.BL generation has been attacked and taken out, and each leader has been lingering for hundreds of years

5.Q: Who is coming? A: The same person! !

6. my path is full of petals -- I have swept it for no others, my thatch gate has been closed -- but opens now for you

7. When is the time to spend their honeymoons with each other and watch the fun?

8. Life is short, and beauty lasts long.

9. The sky is grey and wild, and when you meet comrades, you fall in love.

1. No (b) I don't know, old (old) What can I ask for

13. There is no Gay in the world, and there are many men, so it becomes Gay

14. Give me a chrysanthemum, and I can hold the whole earth.--------Buddha said: A world in one flower

15. I wanted to be fucked by you, but you didn't fucking know it.

—— A netizen thought it should be understood this way when translating "I would have looked at the bright moon, but the bright moon looked at the ditch".

16. The sexiness of men needs to be abused from the inside out. -a netizen defines men as sexy.

17. Women are naturally entangled. Fannv is the most combative creature after World War II, which is really good.

—— A netizen concluded this way after summing up the grievances of the American world in those days.

18. Example: Xiaohong's eyes are as pure and gorgeous as the moon.

one: Xiao Huang's eyes are as pure and gorgeous as the moon. -sb plagiarism

2: how pure and gorgeous Xiaohua's eyes are! Like the moon. -sb-style plagiarism

3: Xiao Lan's eyes are always so hazy and sad, which reminds me of the moon in the sky. Su Zi has a saying: People have joys and sorrows, and the moon is full of ups and downs ... Ah! Isn't that as unpredictable as little blue eyes, but so pure, so gorgeous and so attractive? -nb plagiarism

4: our dog Wang Cai has a pair of pure and gorgeous eyes like the moon. -beyond species plagiarism

5. Her eyes are pure and gorgeous like the moon-beyond stylistic plagiarism

6. I smiled and asked, "Guess what her eyes look like?"

"Like the moon!" He blurted out.

he's right, it's as pure and gorgeous as the moon. -insidious and cunning plagiarism

7. Seeing her eyes, I can't help thinking of a great writer's words: "It's as pure and gorgeous as the moon". -it's not plagiarism.

Eight: Her eyes are like watermelons, making babies ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~-It's totally original ... it's worth encouraging ...

-A netizen thinks that plagiarism should be defined like this.

19. They finally killed Andy Lau!

-a netizen sighed when summing up the real person who was YY.

2. Without saying anything, go to Shaolin first, and then go to Wudang. Self-study is fascinating, such as the palm of the Buddha's hand, the nine yin scriptures, and the great move of Gankun. With heavenly sword in his left hand and Tu Longdao in his right. I'll have another Xiao Li's fucking flying knife in my mouth ... If this doesn't work ... I'll roll around in love flowers and kill myself!

-someone asked, "What would you do if someone loved you as much as Huang Si Ai Quan?" Sometimes, some netizens replied in such a horrible way.

21. They all said that beauty is as deep as the sea, and they were all killed when they jumped in.

22 ... I'm sure ... I'll never ... dare to write beauty ...

—— A netizen was so concerned when he said, "If a new BL writer spends a day in JJ"

This sentence is as comic as' Please raise your hand if you are absent'!

-a netizen complained when talking about JJ's whitest sentence.

24. One:

Look at the historical dramas made in mainland China, and then you will scream: OMG! There are five places in an episode that are not in line with history! ! ! ! Watching historical dramas in other places, you will scream: OMG! There are five historical places in one episode! ! ! !

Second:

Taiwan Province people laughed when Hong Kong people said they would make a romantic drama

Taiwan Province said they would make an idol drama

Japanese and South Koreans laughed when they said they would make a martial arts drama

Hong Kong people laughed

Mainland people said they would make a soap opera

All of Asia laughed

. 25. This is the power of love ~ ~ ~ ~

—— A netizen felt this way after reading the summary of a novel "A small attack hit the concrete"

26. In my dictionary, there is no brotherhood!

—— A netizen replied categorically when talking about whether there are movies and TV works with pure brotherhood.

27. I am not a beauty lover, and I am not a human being when I am beauty lover.

28. In the vast universe,

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XQ Quotations:

What is Tammy? Impossible is nothing

What is the most ridiculous thing? Explain the body structure of a man to the beautiful wolf

. It can contain the whole earth.

—— A netizen commented on how tolerant A Man Called Autumn Flower really is in a beautiful article

, which leads to the following conclusion: Even if the fate of life is inevitable, we should keep the temperament of a queen.

(This phrase MS evolved from the famous saying that "life is just like QJ can't resist but enjoy") 3. Once you enter the sea, your conscience is a passerby

31. Be a man and learn from Sima Qian, but a eunuch is not a eunuch even if he studies ~

32. Attack: you are a man who doesn't keep women's morals!

Xiao Shou: You men are all bad things!

33. The university got up from me, fastened its belt and said, "You can go, stay young."

It turned out that I didn't go to college, but the college fucked me ...

34. Non-gay women are saving mankind, while gay women are saving the earth

35. I swallowed an LC, and the world immediately became sexy ~

36. Rape is easy to hide, but psychosexuality is hard to prevent!

37. Accept what I have received and what others have received; Attack us, attack us and attack us

38. A flock of geese flew over the sky, forming a B-shape for a while and a T-shape for a while ...

39. Want it? Please me.

(daily life in BL)

4. Fannv is omnipotent

41. Please tell the prince that I am on my way to cut through thorns, and there are still snow-capped mountains, rivers, dragons and handsome guys. It doesn't matter if he continues to sleep to death!

42. I planted my husband underground in spring, and in autumn, I have many husbands.

43. There is no pervert, only more pervert. As long as you are more perverted than him, you win! ! !

44. Where there is a man, there is JQ

(also someone's ID)

45. The best way for a man to comfort a man is to ... overwhelm him.

46. Eat your own food sparingly, and eat others' food harshly

47. Lori has three advantages: voiceless, soft and easy to knock down.

Zhengtai has three treasures: innocence, loveliness and good skin.

there are three wonderful things about a wife: gentleness, kindness and good service.

the royal elder sister has three virtues: beer, bathing and eating tender grass.

the queen has three wonderful things: wooden horse, wax oil and whip exercise.

a gentleman has three things: tolerance, acceptance and feeling.

an uncle has three good things: maturity, forbearance and pushover.