Little jokes to make girls happy

Jokes to make girls happy 1 1. "I went to see the doctor yesterday." "Oh! What did the doctor say?" "The doctor said, have you seen enough?!" 2. The young man asked Zen Master: "I work very hard, but I have no achievements in my career. What should I do?" The Zen Master said: "Ninety degrees is very hot, but can water boil at this temperature?" The young man thought for a moment and said, "I I grew up in Lhasa." 3. Xiao Hong said to Xiao Ming: "You kissed me and got pregnant, you have to be responsible!" Xiao Ming exclaimed: "Kissing has nothing to do with giving birth to a child?" Xiao Hong: "Of course. Yes! If you don’t believe me, go back and ask your parents if they are your biological children!” 4. My girlfriend has very poor aesthetic taste when buying clothes. The clothes she thinks look good are actually quite ugly. Because of this matter, I was worried and worried, and finally I thought about it. If she has high taste, she won't like me. 5. A friend planted some garlic seedlings in his dormitory, saying it would add some greenery to the dormitory. He worked hard to raise them for two weeks. Yesterday when I was cooking noodles, I felt they were lacking in flavor, so I picked two of them and put them in a bowl. As a result, when he came back, he held the remaining garlic sprouts and cried loudly, insisting that I should pay for it. As for that? I had no choice but to give him the cabbage I had grown for two months. Jokes to Make Girls Happy Chapter 2 1. The conflict between Chu and Han, Xiang Yu was surrounded, drinking wine in the tent and singing a sad song: "Strengthen the mountain, the world is overwhelming, the times are unfavorable, and the glory will not fade away, what can be done if the glory does not fade away, there is danger What's wrong with Yu Xi?" The lyrics are desolate and tragic, with sentimental thoughts. Yu Ji, who was accompanying her, saw her beloved overlord lamenting that the love between children is long and the hero is short of breath. She drew her sword and danced sadly, and sang softly: "Seventeen years old That year, Yu Ji recalled every bit of her childhood..." 2. Erkang didn't dare to sleep alone. Every time Ziwei returned to her parents' house, he couldn't sleep at night. One time Ziwei went back, but unexpectedly found that she didn't hear any news that Erkang couldn't sleep. She was confused and asked Erkang: "How could you fall asleep this time?" Erkang sang shyly: "I'm not afraid of sleeping alone. I'm not afraid of Yongqi being a quilt." 3. One day, Nezha met Sun Wukong and said to him provocatively: "I ask you if you dare to surrender to the demon?" Sun Wukong was stunned: "Love me like you said you do?" 4. Dayu controlled the floods three times without visiting the house. So his wife sang at home every day to miss him, "The Dayu I missed in those years, the love I missed in those years!" 5. Huang Rong was poisoned, and her body was extremely itchy. Although Hong Qigong was unable to detoxify, he still used his internal power to relieve the itching and delay the attack, so that Guo Jing had enough time to find someone for help. Seeing that Huang Rong's condition was stable, Qi Gong pulled Guo Jing aside and whispered to him: "Although I am just suppressing the itch, but..." Guo Jing took over the words hesitantly and sang: "Green... the green grass becomes more fragrant because of you?" Little Jokes for Girls to Make Happy 2 Little Jokes to Make Your Girlfriend Happy 1 1. Once I was drinking with my friend. He was very drunk, and I was a little high too. I was taking a taxi, and my friend vomited next to me. I stopped several cars and looked at the situation. Just turn around and leave. Finally, we met a kind-hearted man who was willing to drive us. We were thanked profusely when we got off the bus. Unexpectedly, the driver said: If I hadn’t had a drink today, I wouldn’t have picked you up! 2. Today I saw a beggar kneeling on the ground in the city. There were some coins and banknotes in the basin. At this time, a waiter came out of a nearby restaurant and saw her putting a 10 yuan note into the basin. Immediately, she felt admiration from her heart. Then I saw her counting 10 coins in the basin and taking it away... 3. There are two universities in Nanjing, one is called Nanjing University and the other is Southeast University. Some people have proposed merging the two schools, but the name of the merged school is a problem. Someone suggested that each of the two schools should come up with a word to spell out a new school name. This proposal was unanimously approved by everyone. Nanjing University proposes: Nanjing University produces a character for Jing, and southeast produces a character for 南; Southeast University proposes: Nanjing University produces a character for 南, and southeast produces a character for 东. 4. A woman asked her best friend to accompany her to follow her husband. When her husband first entered a house, she told her best friend: Kick the door open quickly. My best friend said: "Don't worry, wait a few minutes and kick me, you can catch me."

She hurriedly said: No, I won’t be able to catch anything after a few minutes... Little joke to make your girlfriend happy. 2 1. Girl: My dear, I just measured my weight and found that I gained 5 pounds. Male: It’s okay. It’s Chinese New Year. Who doesn’t want to eat more delicious food? Female: Yes, others must be fat too. If everyone is fat, it means they are not fat! 2. Man: We have been dating for such a long time. What do you think of me? Woman: I feel like eating Yuanxiao on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month. Man (surprised): Friendly and natural? Woman: No, it’s not pleasant to be sticky. 3. The guy asked his girlfriend, "Where do you want to go most on Valentine's Day?" The girlfriend replied, "The zoo." Who knew this guy would say, "You also know that the zoo is short of dinosaurs?!" 4. Girl: Where are the local specialties you promised to bring me when you come back for the New Year? Guy: I am a specialty of our hometown... 5. After returning from the festival, the woman asked: Is a man who took good care of me but didn't take care of me when I was drunk a good man? Man: Not a man! Little Jokes to Make Girls Happy 3 Humorous Jokes to Make Women Happy Part 1 1. A mental patient fishes in an empty fish tank every day. A nurse jokingly asked: "How many fish did you catch today?" The mental patient jumped up and shouted: "Are you sick? Didn't you see that the fish tank is empty?" 2. "Look at me, I'm so strong. Bull, that’s because I eat bull meat every day.” “Yes, but I eat fish every day, why can’t I swim now?” 3. Everyone chatted: Where there is water, there should be fish. Lao Li: I don’t think so. Is there any fish in the water bottle? 4. “Section Chief, I brought you some fat and big carps.” “Oh, the company is undergoing rectification now, I can’t accept these fish. "Then I'll give it to your wife!" "I can't control that, she's a member of the public." "Hey, why are you pouring potion into the lake?" "I just want to feed the fish." Appetite medicine. The fish here have a bad appetite, and they won’t eat my sesame oil-based bait.” 6. My classmate is quite plump and likes to sing. He sang Ren Xianqi’s song while washing his clothes. "I am a fish..." I laughed: "How can there be a fish as fat as you?" He said expressionlessly: "I have never seen a dolphin?!" 7. Sleeping in class: A certain student fell asleep in class. Discovered by the teacher. Teacher: "Why did you sleep during class?" A student: "I didn't sleep!" Teacher: "Then why did you close your eyes?" A student: "I closed my eyes and meditated!" Teacher: "Then why did you keep thinking? Nod?" A certain student: "What you just said makes sense!" A certain student: "Then why are you drooling?" A certain student: "Teacher, you said it with gusto!" 2. Wife: \ I heard that a beautiful wife will give birth to a handsome son, and a handsome husband will give birth to a beautiful daughter. Husband, let’s... Husband: Let’s adopt one... 2. I am a pregnant woman who is about to give birth, and I went shopping one day. As soon as I walked to the gate of the community, my husband called me and told me to go out to play. I heard a roar on the phone: Why don't you sleep at home and go out to play on such a hot day? If the child is born dark, it will be your fault... .. 3. My wife is in charge of finances and doesn’t give me much pocket money every time, so I plan to talk to my wife today.?\Wife, please give me more pocket money every day from now on. I want to do a good deed every day\　\Huh? Who is Xing Yishan? How dare you ask me for money for this kind of thing! \ 4. Xiao Wu came to the unit with his head wrapped in gauze. Everyone asked him curiously how he did it. Xiao Liu said: \Last night, he was tinkering with fireworks with a cigarette in his mouth, and accidentally the fireworks exploded in the room. It's open! \　\Did you blow up like this? \Everyone asked. \no. \Xiao Wu replied depressedly, \My wife beat me. \5. I had dinner with my cousin yesterday. My cousin is a doctor and said that my cousin has high blood pressure and blood sugar, so she won’t let him drink. My cousin became anxious and said: I’ll drink myself to death and fall down! My cousin said quietly: If you want to die, you should die early while I am still young. 6. \Husband, I have fallen in love with a bag and I think it suits me very well. Seeing it, I seem to feel the feeling of first love, so innocent and simple. It only costs more than 10,000 yuan, I deserve it...\ \The user you dialed is not in the service area, please stop talking...\