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NBA stars say rubbish.
1. Garnett, the Wolf King who retired last year, is also the king of garbage. You can see that his mouth keeps chattering, like a perpetual motion machine, constantly spraying all kinds of garbage. In the Knicks-Celtics game, Garnett said to Anthony, your wife really tastes like a doughnut.
2. Gloves-Payton, he threw a winning goal in front of the Flash-Kobe Bryant, then shrugged his shoulders and said an ugly sentence: Your defense is a little tighter than an organ of the little girl I slept with last night. ...
Against stockton, he said to gentle stockton: You are too soft, just like what I produced when I squatted on the toilet this morning. By the way, I have diarrhea today. ...
The most domineering is the old rascal Jordan. Once while playing, he said, Come on, you almost stopped me.
You vote, I'll let you vote.
Carter: Your son will say to you when he goes back: Dad, Carter flew over your head again.
5. Big Bird-Bird
He often says to those players who defend him endlessly, "I'll shoot here in a minute, remember, right here." As a result, an arrow went through the heart.
Most famously, at the 1988 All-Star Game, Bird watched other contestants practice leisurely, and then left a message: "Have you decided who will take the second place?" And then won the three-point king,
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