Funny WeChat comments about dozing off at work

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Funny WeChat quotes about dozing off at work

1. Many times, the so-called going to sleep is just changing from online to invisible...

2. Insomnia is not terrible, the terrible thing is that I am lovelorn.

3. The feeling of wanting to sleep in class but still having to stare at the blackboard with your eyelids open. Only those who have experienced it know the pain

4. If you have insomnia, pick up a physics book. I fell asleep after a while.

5. Now I have learned a very shameless behavior. When I can't sleep, I will wake up others.

6. "When I was a child, I would have random thoughts before turning off the lights and going to bed."

7. I wanted to sleep in class and planned to sleep after class, but when I heard the bell, I suddenly woke up

8. Zhang Ruihuai; I really miss you; do you know? I miss you when I eat; I miss you when I sleep; I miss you even when I go to the toilet; not touched?

9. I woke up in the middle of the night and was confused. Drink water or go to the toilet first. When you wake up during the day, you are confused whether to go out or continue to sleep.

10. Sleeping is an art. Don’t stop me from pursuing art. ,,

11. Sleeping. I wake up when I feel it’s not fun, and I want to wrap myself up in quilt and knock on your window.

12. Do you need someone who urges you to go to bed on time or someone who is willing to stay up late with you?

13. I was very tired when I got home today. I swayed sleepily to the bed, lay on it, and slowly fell asleep.

14. I became more and more tired. I want to sleep. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

15. I have insomnia, but my whole world is sleeping peacefully. 16. When I was sleeping last night, I suddenly found someone. She pulled my quilt and I kicked her out of bed. Now the ghosts are getting bolder and dare to snatch the quilt from me

17. They said that after taking cold medicine, they will want to sleep...I I think I may have taken the wrong dose, because now I feel... so high.

18. Take off the mask and go to bed. Dreams are shameless

19. If I say What should I do, such as taking a shower or sleeping, but then you find me scrolling through Weibo and posting about it? That’s really not my excuse, it’s because I don’t have any.

20. All the final exam papers It’s just a multiple-choice question. 1. Save time. 2. You can have more time to sleep.

21. When money stands up and speaks, all truth goes to sleep

22. , Good morning, good night, how can I feel at ease without you, my baby~

23. Chatting is valuable, and the Internet fee is higher. If it is for sleeping, both can be thrown away.

24. , Girl, from now on you are responsible for sleeping, eating, leisure and entertainment. From now on, you are responsible for washing clothes, washing dishes and doing housework

25. To deal with fatigue: sleep. Deal with fear: sleep. Treat a cold; sleep. Deal with broken love; still sleep.

26. When sleeping, you will suddenly feel like falling off a cliff, so you will twitch?]

27. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I have been sleeping for 16 hours. Wake up once.

28. A girl asked me what SM meant. I was embarrassed to tell her, so I told her it meant insomnia. Then she changed her signature to "Sm a lot lately

29. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

30. "Suddenly I found that the first thing I did when I got up was to touch my mobile phone, and the last thing before going to bed. The first thing is to put down your phone, "

Funny quotes on dozing friends

1. What I hate the most is being woken up by someone while sleeping, what I hate the most is trying to sleep but not being able to fall asleep, and what I hate the most is being able to sleep. I can't sleep.

2. I feel old! I can't stay up late anymore. I often have insomnia. I have to soak my feet at night. I feel worse than death before I come to my aunt. I have to wear long johns. What should I do?

3. Mercury is retrograde, and the toothache that has been bothering me for the whole holiday came again, and the pain was unbearable, and I couldn't sleep at night again.

4. Yesterday. I suddenly had a toothache at night and couldn't sleep. I took painkillers and drifted off to sleep. When I woke up in the morning, my face looked like this all day long. It was no use taking medicine. I had to go to the doctor tomorrow and didn't want to go out at all.

5 , Insomnia, I am so sad and angry! I was bitten by mosquitoes! But I only killed one bloodless mosquito! , one surnamed Liu and one surnamed Zhao, winter, spring, but did not wait for summer

7. What is the best way to solve insomnia? Reply: Go to the classroom to sleep! >

8. I really hate waking up from such terrible weather with thunder and lightning and being unable to sleep in the middle of the night.

9. Insomnia is more than physical. It is a disease, but a mental illness. Therefore, if you want to get out of the quagmire, it is important to relax mentally actively or passively.

10. Mom, I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be angry with you before eating. I ate half a bowl of rice, so now I am so hungry that I can’t sleep, and I don’t want to get up to find something to eat, so I still talk about it.

11. Eat alone, travel alone, listen to music alone, and suffer from insomnia alone. , dance alone, fall in love alone

12. Every time I feel wronged, I always think of him. I think about him when I toss and turn in the middle of the night, and sometimes I cry secretly when I can’t bear it. I always feel good about myself. Silly.

13. Can’t sleep: I can’t stop thinking → I can’t find a suitable sleeping position → I’m so hungry that my stomach hurts → I think it’s hot and cold.

14 , It doesn’t matter if you have insomnia, you will always fall asleep after a certain turn ~ Good night ~

15. Originally, I was very depressed tonight because I was worried and didn’t do anything well. I just crawled into bed and sighed: Hey, I will be worried if I have something to worry about. If your efficiency is low, you won’t be able to sleep.

16. Time is short, so I can immerse myself in the simple, simple and happy time of getting together with my family during the Chinese New Year. Suddenly I found that I had let go of all my previous high demands. I just want to live a normal life with my family. Insomnia. ?

17. Everyone has a time when they can’t sleep. It’s not that they don’t want to sleep, but that there are too many entanglements and too many things that they can’t let go of. It’s not that I’m not tired, but that I have too many difficulties and too many burdens.

18. I have been suffering from insomnia recently. It is the first time I have grown up that life is so difficult and helpless! What a blessing it is to see hope in despair!

19. I can’t sleep at all. Why do I react so loudly and feel so uncomfortable? I am still hungry in the middle of the night and want to eat cakes and sweet things.

20. I will suffer from insomnia quietly and silently. I shed tears, feel a little lonely, and trade my frustrated time for the warmth of reason!

21. I woke up from a dream and couldn’t sleep. I started deleting my photo album and found a photo with bulging veins that looked terrible.

22. Some people are unwilling to go home late at night, some people always tell lies; some people have insomnia and wait to return home at night, and some people believe liars. Fly far into the sky or sink into the deep sea.

23. People with insomnia don’t even have the right to dream.

24. Turn off the lights before 9 o'clock in the evening and prevent me from playing with my mobile phone. I have to put me to sleep until I wake up at 1 o'clock and cannot fall back to sleep. I will go downstairs to drink hot spicy soup and then go to sleep.

25. I plan to get up early in the future, so that I can go to bed early at night, and then I won’t be unable to fall asleep thinking about you in the darkest nights.

26. It’s been a journey of more than a thousand kilometers. Last night I was half asleep, I had diarrhea, I woke up several times, I had a slight fever, and my legs felt like they had nowhere to rest. Even though I wanted to sleep, I couldn’t.

27. I drank pure black coffee in the afternoon and lay in bed tossing and turning at night unable to sleep! I started to feel nervous, and I didn’t have much time! come on! You can do it!

28. I have insomnia again. Every time I cry alone in the lonely night until dawn. The sincere efforts still hurt me. Maybe, letting go is the wisest choice. From now on, live a good life alone.

29. I got chicken blood, but I feel sleepy but can’t sleep. If we were in Fuluo and Huangliu, we would definitely be working overtime at this point, which feels quite normal. Now I really want to work in the office

30. I doze off after taking black tablets during the day, but I can’t fall asleep after taking white tablets at night.

Funny Tik Tok quotes about sleeping in class

1. Happy days: going to bed after eating enough.

2. Teacher, I swear: I will definitely develop the good habit of getting up early, going to bed late, and eating on time.

3. I am a lazy sheep. I love to eat. I eat a lot of things. After eating, I have to go to bed and take a long nap. If I sleep too much, I will eat again and then sleep in.

4. Life is like a dream, and I always have insomnia; life is like a play, and I always get in trouble; life is like a song, and I always go out of tune; life is like a battlefield, and I always misfire.

5. Taking a bath really depends on perseverance, washing clothes depends on endurance, and getting up depends on explosive power.

6. After walking, my muscles were exhausted and my whole body was shaking. I was in pain and very tired. I, I, I took a nap immediately.

7. My mother came to my room early in the morning and shouted: There is a girl outside looking for me! So I immediately put on my clothes...the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became! This is the latest version of waking people up!

8. The more tired I am, the more sleepy I feel. The darker it gets, the more afraid I am of ghosts.

9. I feel good when I sleep, and I feel full when I eat.

10. I smile to the sky with my sword across my face, and then go to bed after laughing.

11. Recently I have been suffering from insomnia and wake up every twelve hours

12. Lazy Sheep Yang said: Happiness means eating enough and going to bed every day.

13. There are always 360 days every year when you don’t want to grow up; there are always 30 days every month when you don’t want to go to work; there are always 7 days every week when you don’t want to get out of bed.

14. When I got up in the morning, I thought I had grown taller overnight, but it turned out that my quilt was stuck horizontally.

15. Use limited time to get unlimited sleep.

16. I struggle with three things every day: I can’t sleep at night, I can’t get up in the morning, and I regret going to bed too late last night.

17. During the summer vacation, I was scolded four times a day at home: I didn’t get up in the morning, I surfed the Internet when I got up, I was yelled at when I was eating, and I didn’t sleep at night.

18. The baby is starving to death, but the baby doesn’t want to get up.

19. In order to figure out why I had insomnia last night, I have insomnia again tonight.

20. I have been suffering from insomnia recently and wake up every sixteen hours - those who have difficulty getting up