Slip of the tongue joke

1. In high school, everyone has a badge. Before a physical examination, the class teacher ran to the classroom and shouted, everyone put on their bras and come to Zara. The audience was silent.

2. Once I was driving, a beautiful colleague hitchhiked. As soon as I sat next to it, I was very nervous and said, wear a condom! Beauty will never talk to me again, depressed ING.

3. Before, others came to menstruation's house and just entered the door. It happened that my aunt was going to the bathroom. She quickly greeted the guests and said, "Sit down, sit down, I'll pour you some urine!" " "I should pour some tea.

4. One day I went to my classmate's house for dinner and drank some wine. Her father suddenly came in. He wanted to call uncle, but he made a mistake and said, "Dad, come and sit down!" "

My colleague had a quarrel with someone and opened his mouth in a hurry. "Do you think I grew up eating?" I've always wondered what he grew up eating.

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Jokes are short in length, simple and ingenious in story, often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of being suddenly enlightened. Most of them reveal absurd phenomena in life, which are ironic and entertaining. There are different tastes.

On June 7th, 2008, jokes were approved by the State Council to be included in the second batch of national intangible cultural heritage list.

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Baidu encyclopedia-jokes