Ancient classic jokes are interesting to the ancients.

1. It is said that Zhuge Liang captured Meng Huo six times. By the seventh time, Meng Huo knelt under the account of the Shu army. Zhuge Liang shook his feather fan and asked indifferently, "Meng Huo, are you dissatisfied?"

Meng Huo had a disdainful face, bright eyes and clear teeth. After a long time, he finally spit out ten words: "Are you pretending?"

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Once upon a time, there was an old scholar. He was happy when he was old. He named his son Age. A year later, his wife gave birth to another son, so he named the second son Xue Xue. Another year later, he had another son. He thought it was like a joke, so he named his third son a joke. ......

One day ten years later, the old scholar asked his three sons to go up the mountain to cut firewood. After the sons came home, the old scholar asked his wife, sons, how was the chopping?

... she replied that ... she was old and had no knowledge at all, but she had a lot of jokes. ..........

On a rainy day, Yugong borrowed other people's clothes to go out, and accidentally fell down, hurting his arm and getting dirty. follow

Someone helped him up and helped him with his arm, but the pedant stopped and said, "Go fetch water and wash clothes. You might as well break your arm! " "

The waiter said, "Why don't you take care of clothes without your arms?"

The pedant said, "My arm is mine and my clothes are borrowed. If it is broken, I will pay. "

Xiaoliangshu was born stupid and timid. One night, I went out alone. The moon shines on him and casts it.

The next shadow is on. Every step he takes, the shadow follows. Look down, suddenly

Panic: There must be a child hugging himself! Looking at it again, I was scared out of my mind: my hair is floating. It must be the hair of another long ghost! So, I started running back. The faster he runs, the faster "kid" and "long ghost" run. Running and running, I can't get rid of the entanglement of two ghosts. Running home, finally exhausted.