Who has a 100 joke?

Xiao Ming asked his mother: Why do people say that drinking breast milk is healthier, but I didn't grow up drinking breast milk when I was a child?

My mother was ashamed, my father continued, because it was for me! !

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Your dog

A man was looking for his dog in the park, and later found his dog working with a girl's dog. Looking at the blushing face

Girl. The man said with a teasing face, I will do that! Listen to the girl embarrassedly say:

therefore ...

Then try it. That's your bitch anyway.

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Adventures of Pinocchio (Honesty)

It is said that the little puppet who loves to lie is locked in a big cage by Daxian. After a while, he thought about lying and nose.

He is tired of the long days. He is determined to be an honest puppet. So he called the fairy to explain his mind.

Meaning.

Of course the fairy is happy. She thinks my efforts have finally been in vain. He sent a fairy with the best figure and face.

Test him. When the puppet saw the little fairy with hot figure and scanty clothes, Daxian was disappointed and angry.

It's gone. The puppet said sadly, I really didn't lie.

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Dutch jokes (2)

One day, the Dutch went to the cinema. After buying the ticket, the Dutchman went into the cinema, but after a while,

I went out to buy a ticket and then walked into the cinema. The conductor thought it was strange, but he sold it to him anyway. Therefore,

A minute later, I saw the Dutchman go to the ticket booth again and buy another ticket. This time, the conductor asked him

Didn't you already buy the ticket? Why do you want to buy again? The Dutchman said angrily, how should I know? Every time.

The next time I walked into the cinema, a man tore up my ticket.

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Curved storm

There are two sisters sitting on a motorcycle.

Sister: Please hold my waist tight.

Sister: What about your waist?

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Crocodiles open umbrellas!

Woman: Boss ... I'm satisfied with this crocodile leather bag ... I wonder if it's worth drinking.

Old? Sure ... Have you ever seen a crocodile open an umbrella?

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Chain reaction! !

When the female singer practiced singing … the dog next door kept barking …

The female singer said, Miss Wang, can you stop your dog from barking?

Wang: As long as you don't sing ... it won't bark! !

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Husband and wife quarrel

One night, a couple were quarrelling. ...

Dave: OK, stop it. You will disturb your neighbors in the middle of the night.

The wife argued irrationally: it's five o'clock in the evening, obviously it's half past two in the middle of the night. Why three o'clock?

After quarreling for a while, the husband felt that his wife was unreasonable and slapped her in the face!

The wife shouted: help, you killed someone in the middle of the night!

Husband: I'll tell you why you were beaten in the middle of the night.

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Interview with beautiful female reporter Hu Ji

Hu Ji, a reporter from a major domestic TV station, looks very charming and is very popular with the interviewees. Kenichi

In recent years, there have been many anecdotes on the interview line, which have been regarded as the laughing stock of the press after dinner. It is said that officials only need to hear that Hu Ji is coming.

Interview, unconsciously feel that there is no ice, there may be new oolong jokes.

Example 1

The most famous joke of Hu Ji's "News Network" is that she once broadcast an article "The plane circled in the air for a week and left".

Go ahead. "

Hu Ji in the news, with a huge head hidden behind her beautiful face, thinks she is smart enough to tell the news privately.

Language ",changed to" the plane circled in the air for a week and then left ",which made the news director and the staff present stunned on the spot.

The clerk almost vomited blood.

Example 2

Hu Ji once attended a press conference of the Agriculture Committee on the protection of rare animals, and all the media were Shen Zui when asking questions about related majors.

When she had sexual problems, Hu Ji suddenly raised her hand and asked Sun Mingxian, the then chairman, and said, "Excuse me, chairman, salmon and green turtle?"

What is the difference? "I saw the smiling Chairman Sun slowly replied," Miss Hu, these two actions.

Things, one is a fish, the other is a turtle, completely different. The media reporters present have been laughing their heads off.