What are the super classic connotations?

1. At that time, the principal and I sent the graduates to the health school. After the formalities were completed, the principal and I went to the school cafeteria to do some work. I didn't expect that all the people eating in the canteen of this health school were girls. Didn't you say you started recruiting boys? Why didn't you see a boy? The headmaster told me that we were all girls at first sight, so we stood out. I immediately replied to the principal: "Yes, look at us. Do we feel that we stand out from the crowd now?" The headmaster smiled knowingly and said, "If there are so many chickens, we will be miserable …" Then we smiled at each other and were silent.

2. "My mother asked me to call my father and ask him about his coming home late last night. I called my father with my mother's mobile phone: "Dad, what are you doing? Still not coming back? " As a result, there was another man's voice over there. I immediately became alert and quietly hid and asked, "Who are you?" "Why did you take my dad's cell phone?" It took me a long time to find out that I found the "dad" of the communication and dialed. "

I don't know how to suddenly discuss the topic of "brothers are like brothers and women are like clothes" at the dinner table. A green tea bitch couldn't sit still and roared, "Women are really like clothes, but I am a brand you can't afford!" " Everyone was suddenly speechless. Just as the green tea bitch was complacent, diaosi, who was sitting on the side, silently replied, "Which brand-name clothes haven't been tried several times?" The words sound just fell and the applause thundered!

When Shuang Shuang goes to the Arab region, he must pass a border post. He saw everyone waiting in line to pay the transportation fee. Some people with beards walked by without paying. When they asked others what was going on, they said: all the people with beards are policemen, and they don't have to pay. Shuang Shuang seems to understand something. When she arrived, she walked straight over without paying. The soldier stopped and asked Shuang Shuang what this meant. Shuang Shuang lifted her skirt and said, I'm a secret policeman!

The old man wrote big characters in the square with a sponge pen, and I approached to watch. Grandpa gave me a look and wrote "get out". I feel bad in my heart Is that so? I took two steps back, and the old man wrote "roll" again. I was so angry that I lifted my leg and kicked him. The police came to ask about the situation. The old man said, "I was just about to write' The Yangtze River is rolling eastward', when I just wrote two words, I was kicked down by this mental illness.

6. I am often hurt by some words, saying that I don't care, but behind the smile, my heart is still dull. I don't know what this forbearance is for. Maybe the older you get, the more accustomed you are to hiding your sadness in your heart. The older you get, the more accustomed you are to hiding your sadness with a smile. Sometimes, we laugh and cry.