Funny Chinese short drama

Funny textbook drama "The Crow and the Fox"

Characters: Crow A, Crow B, (replaced by A and B in the text), fox.

Narration: This is a true story that happened during a period when pork prices soared. In a very poor forest, Miss Crow received two kilograms of pork from a kind person~~~~~

(The stage lights flashed on, A and B squatted down and stared at the pork in surprise)

A and B: Wow! Pork (yelling)

B: If I could taste a piece, even a small piece, I would be satisfied. (Swallowing)

A: (Hurrying to hold the meat in his arms) No, didn’t you see it says “Miss Wang Xiaoya will take it”. This is mine, no one can hit it. its idea.

B: But we are friends, why don’t we try a piece?

A: I already said no, my relatives add up to a lot, and I don’t have enough to eat. I will go home by myself, I don’t need you to send me off~~~~

B: You~~~ are so selfish, hum~~~ (step down)

A: These friends, there are Meat reminds me of you, I’m not that stupid~~~Haha, don’t worry about the Spring Festival, twice-cooked pork, fish-flavored shredded pork, braised pork ribs~~~Hahaha~~~~

Narration: Crow just now The lady’s conversation was heard by the fox hiding behind the tree. The cunning fox wanted to eat the meat, so he thought of a trick~~~~

Fox: oh, my dear~~~What’s going on? Possible, no~~~This is absolutely impossible! Impossible! (Talking to himself)

A: Hey, isn’t this a cunning and insidious fox?

Fox: Yes, that’s right~~~wrong, I am a fox, a messenger of wisdom and courage!

A: (To the audience) I heard that this fox is very cunning. He must be trying to kill me this time. I have to be careful~~~

Fox: (Look carefully Wearing A) How is this possible

A: What’s wrong with me?

Fox: Do you have a twin sister?

A: No.

Fox: That’s really weird. ,

A: What’s wrong with me, please tell me~~~

Fox: You and Mona Lisa were hatched from the same egg, they are exactly the same! !

A: Really? Isn’t that right~~~Mr. Fox, you are here for these two pounds of meat~~~Hehe~~~I will not be fooled by you! ! You blow slowly, I'm going back to eat meat~~~ (turns around and walks away)

Fox: Hey! It’s so similar, maybe Leonardo da Vinci didn’t know there was a second Mona Lisa in the world! Everyone, look at this walking posture. It’s a standard international model walk. It’s professional~~~Look again

This messy and black hair is stuck on this cute crow’s head. Wow~~ ~The watery little eyes and the freckles around the nose, every part and every smile are exactly the same as Mona Lisa

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It’s amazing. Isn’t this a precious heritage in the world? If you travel around the world, wouldn’t you become a star?

A: (asked with a smile) Haha~~~Mr. Fox, I really Does it look similar to the one called Mona Lisa?

Fox: More than similar, you are Mona Lisa~~~

A: Then you think I have a chance to get ahead, Become a star?

Fox: Well~~~You have the conditions, and becoming a star is only a matter of time~~~

A: (Eagerly) Just what?

Fox: It needs packaging to have star quality!

A: Is my outfit okay?

Fox: It’s okay, black top, black pants, wow~~~and black socks,——

A: But we crows are all black Yes, is it different?

Fox: How can this be the same? Your look is all black, and they are basically gray. Your black is shiny and special. Why didn’t you know the Mona Lisa painted by Leonardo da Vinci? Paint the whole body?

A: Why?

Fox: It’s because she was dressed entirely in black, which is exactly the same as you are now! What are you holding in your arms

A: Pork!

Fox: oh! dear ~~~ Do you think Andy Lau would hold a piece of pork and sing to the fans during his concert? Tacky! ! Money doesn't matter when you become a star. If you are rich, you can take the pig to the supermarket.

You can sleep with the pig in the pigsty at night,~~~~

A: Yes, meat is nothing, hahaha~ ~~I will give this pork to you. When I become rich in the future, I will never forget you as my enlightenment teacher!

Fox: (smirking) By the way, did you know that Mona Lisa has another specialty? Once you learn it, you will be 90% successful.

A: What are your specialties? Sing? I have a great crow's mouth and a great voice. Sing "Mona Lisa, who is she~~~~~~~"

Fox: Wait~~~your singing voice is indeed beautiful. But Mona Lisa can't sing, she can only dance "hula"

A: Hula

Fox: Practice slowly, and one day you will succeed. , I have to leave beforehand! ! Come on! ! come on! ! !

A: Come on! Walk slowly, thank you~~~Wait a moment! !

(The fox was startled)

A: Take this pork and have a good year! Bye-Bye! !

Fox: I almost forgot about the fruits of my labor. Come on! ! !

(A danced hula)

A: I almost missed this opportunity to become famous. Fortunately, Mr. Fox reminded me, otherwise my beautiful face would have been wasted. ~~~

(B comes on stage)

B: Hey! Xiaoya, what are you doing? Lose weight?

A: Don’t disturb me, I’m practicing hula!

B: Hula? !

A: Don’t you think I look like a human being?

B: You look like your parents~~~

A: Look carefully, my eyes and hair~~~don’t they look like the ones painted by Beethoven? Narissa?

B: (Can’t help laughing) Mona Lisa? Haha~~~You look like Mona Lisa hahaha~~~Who said that? ~~

A: Mr. Fox, he said that I can become a star if I practice this hula dance! !

B: Haha~~~ Xiaoya, you were deceived by that cunning fox. Yesterday, he said that the black bear aunt next door looked like Maggie Cheung and deceived the aunt into taking away a chicken leg.

A: (In a daze) Damn it, my two kilograms of pork, you stinky fox, give me back the pork.

What should I do to celebrate the New Year~~~~~ (crying)

B: Xiaoya, we are friends, why don’t you come to my house to celebrate the New Year~~~

A: Oh my Friends, at first I blamed me, what should we eat on New Year’s Eve

B: Boiled potatoes!

A: (Crying) My twice-cooked pork, fish-flavored shredded pork, and braised pork ribs! ! ~~~~

(End)

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