It's better to be a Cantonese joke.

Q: Because Daxiong didn't do his homework, he sent grandma to her knees. What did Dingdong do to help her? Answer: ATM.

Q: Can you freeze it with snow? A: Secrets (secrets that can't be "told")

Q: Daming raises Xiaoming, but who raises Daming? Dogs (dogs like Daming)

Q: How many dreams will catch a cold before the next one? A: Nobita (because Nobita is Nobita)

Q: Can I decorate my hands with my sample field? A: Hair (the opponent whose hair can be modified)

Q: Xiaoming did his summer homework by himself. One day, he died. What can he do? A: I can't live because of my homework.

Shrimp words: slippery eggs, you are so slippery! Slippery character: 5 play with you, you shrimp!

Q: baa hair is the most common? A: Normal.

Q: America is a thin guy? A: USB

Q: Which two are the most difficult to teach: A, B, C, D, E and F? A: Class C is the same as Class E (Islam)

Q: Which is the slowest, Snake A or Snake Z? A: Snake C (Yu Shiman's "Snake C Slow")

Q: It is said that a plane was hijacked by a man. D passengers will tell the hijackers about d? Estimate a mobile phone brand? Ans: Nokia (getting off the plane ~)

Q: Fish has no feet, crabs have no wings, and shrimps have no baa? A: Taro

Q: Will relief for deaf-mute boys be so happy? Ans: because happy new year ~ ~

Q: Can animals play table tennis? Ans: Eagles, because eagles know billiards.

Q: Guangdong produces winter melon, Guangnan produces pumpkin and Guangxi produces watermelon. Will it be produced in Guang Bei? Ans: Make a scene, because you can't (Guang Bei) make a scene.

Q: Which side of bread A, B, C and D is bitter? Ans: c, because the baker (c is bitter)