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Comeback joke

I have the joke you said, which is a little comeback with Teacher Yu.

But it's not from Jing Li, but from Xu Deliang.

It was raining and Guo's car broke down in front of his house. Xu's parents let Guo live in it.

As it happens, Xu is not at home, and their home is being renovated.

Xu's parents and two sisters live in the same room, and the family talks in their dreams at night.

Sister Xu: "Come here."

Guo: "Dare not"

Xu Fu: "Who killed who?"

Xu Mu: "Children are willing to stop."

Sister Xu: "I'll come first if I have something good."

Is this what you want? How can I contact you?

As long as there are jokes about Jing Li, there must be "too exciting, my God."

I have heard three jokes about cars in Jing Li.

One is Jing Li and a wheelchair race, lost.

The second is Jing Li driving, shouting "How exciting, my God, this is flying."

Look at the watch, 3 miles.

The third one is Jing Li driving, taking a break, saying that if he has money, he will change to a good car.

Suddenly a box of money fell, and Jing Li shouted, "How exciting! My God!"

Jing Li said she could marry a daughter-in-law, but a beautiful woman fell down.

Jing Li shouted, "Is there anything more exciting?" The police are here.

Q: Have you ever broken into this woman?