Classic humorous jokes

Classic Collection of Humor Jokes

Classic Collection of Humor Jokes: In the past, packing was to throw away unwanted things, but now I finally understand that packing is to pick out a few important things. More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

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1. Do you have to pay for something like Meng Po Tang first?

2. A post-9s girl quarreled with her male classmates at the school gate. She pointed at each other's nose and shouted:? Go find your 89-year-old woman! ?

3. You don't need a piece of calculus paper for college classes. Why don't you even bring a fucking pen? ! !

4. There are two things that others can't take away. One is the food you eat in your stomach, and the other is the dream you hide in your heart. So, be a dreamy foodie, and you are invincible!

　5、? I have recently found more and more that my temperament and living conditions are particularly small and fresh. ? Just you? You went to that clear word. ?

6. From a philosophical point of view, everyone has two sides like a tape. For example, you have a B side and a B side.

7. Junior, if you want to learn well, you must teach by hand.

8. The milkman is in better health than the milkman. A collection of humorous jokes classics (2)

1. Reviewing two things in one night, reading one sentence and forgetting three lines, Lu Yu friends, their faces are bleak, and they regard death as belonging to the examination room, making cheat sheets and occupying seats. After the exam, my heart is cold, and I say, I will die today, and I will die alone, and then I will take care of the people around me. This group is pretending to be B Lang!

2. I have always liked you, but I just don't like humans sometimes.

3. Actually, I am a very traditional person, and I have always supported three wives and four concubines.

4. A woman will have an affair because of her heart. Men will have an affair because of the new hole!

5. There are only two kinds of women in the world, one is happy and the other is strong. Love is crazy, but not love is strong.

6. In the new year, I made three wishes, one is to find the right person, the other is that the right person will find me, and the third is that many right people will find me!

7. There are tens of millions of buildings in Ande, but I have no money to buy one.

8. Are men in a good position? Hard? , women in power? Chest? . Men love to take part in accidental amusement when they are in power, while women want to pretend to do it when they are in power. Men love to play romantic when they are in power, while women often sell coquettish when they are in power. Men call Lao Tzu when they are in power, and women call Lao Niang when they are in power. Classic collection of humorous jokes (3)

1. Wearing a low-cut dress and blocking it with your hand is too unselfish!

2. Men are full of warmth and lust, because they always ask women: Are you hungry? Cold not cold?

3. Thought can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

4. Time is really a ruthless knife, blackening the fungus and softening the banana?

5. Don't POSE in front of me. I'm afraid I can't help but drop the camera.

6. It takes a hundred years to build the same boat, and it takes a thousand years to build the bunk bed.

7. I heard that if you don't fall in love in college, you can only wait for a blind date after work, then watch a movie and get married after dinner. . . .

8. I wanted to turn over in this mid-term exam, but I didn't expect the TMD to stick to the pot again.

9. Heaven will demote himself to Sri Lanka, so he must first steal his QQ, seal his Weibo, take his computer, and seize his mobile phone, which will make him anxious and bored, and he can only concentrate on his studies so that he won't fail!

1. It is said that the secret of success is this: stay away from the elite, from the selection, from the classics, from the essence, and look to places where no one pays attention, where there is gold everywhere. ;