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Does your girlfriend have any good reason to be angry?
One every day, not short.
@ 1. I ate most snacks, but she didn't eat the last one. She was very angry.
She ate most of the snacks, but she didn't eat the last one. She was very angry.
She ate all the snacks, but I ate the last one and got angry again. . . .
Can't afford a girlfriend. . . . .
@2. "I will never talk to you again."
"Wife, I'm sorry."
"Can you speak louder?"
"I'm sorry ! ! ! "
"Look at you! Fierce me ! ! ! "
I am most afraid of my wife's words. You are mean to me. Look at you! ! ! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. .
Playing chess with her, she said that her horse has three lives, and I put up with it. Her elephant can cross the river, but I put up with it. I also put up with whether the car can turn or crash.
But what do you mean, she used my taxi and my general said she trained spies?
She got angry when I said you should play by yourself.
In my opinion, this girlfriend is very cute. What's wrong with you letting her go ! !
You won't let me take it.
She dreamed that I made up with another girl and didn't want her. Then I hit her in the dream, slapped me the next day, and then turned around and left. I was fucking forced.
Brother, if you ask me, you may have a fake girlfriend.
@5. "I fell asleep." "good night"
Then I said good night to my girlfriend, and the next day I knew she was angry! !
Why are you angry?
Because she usually goes to bed after twelve o'clock, but she went to bed at ten o'clock the night before yesterday, because I didn't ask her why she went to bed early. She made up a lot of plays by herself.
In the middle of the night, I was afraid that her rabbit would be hungry and steal the vegetables grown by the housekeeper at the door. As a result, the vegetables were poisonous and her rabbits were killed. She ignored me for a month, a whole month! ! !
Brother, it is immoral to steal aunt's food. Did your girlfriend punish you for thinking behind closed doors?
@7. She said, "Don't talk to me!"
Then I didn't speak, and she was really angry. ........
Are all girls like this? They are duplicitous and want to cry. . .
I'd say these girlfriends are really cute when they are angry.
Anger is all false, remember, it is true that you have to coax! ! ! ! !
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