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Chapter 80 How is misunderstanding tempered?
Words haven't say that finish, voice suddenly stopped, standing ten paces outside the general pavilion Qin Bing, suddenly covered her eyes and stepped back, "at the end of the end, I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything ... "
I don't know how long it took, but suddenly footsteps came. They were running, as if in a hurry. Before people arrived, the voice said, "General, find ..."
The setting sun looked at the scar and remained silent for a long time, only hearing the bleak wind blowing through the pavilion. To catch up with the latest chapter of the master, Li Hu recommended closing your eyes and reading quickly.
He used to cut meat and eat ... his own!
Sunset green eyes fell on the blue ink under the trousers, where there was a scar that could not be covered. This scar has been around for many years, but it is as big as two slaps!
The man was still wearing his black riding suit, and the black belt with flat pattern fell to the ground. To my surprise, Xiu Yuan didn't wear his Chinese tunic suit. As soon as the belt fell, the robe was wide open, and the broad chest and thin waist immediately seized the moonlight in the pavilion, which was heroic. Huang Feng wore a robe and crossed the pavilion. It landed. When Xiu Yuan came out from behind the bluestone table, his upper body was thin and red, his legs were thin and long, and he didn't wear a shirt. The man wore nothing but blue ink pants, but he could still see the heroic spirit.
As she was slightly shocked, Xiu Yuan got up and stretched out his hand to untie his clothes!
Hazy thinking, eyes suddenly changed!
He has eaten human flesh, but he has no psychological burden on it ... why?
Sunset green frowned, she was a little think impassability, because Xiu Yuan just said he ate, also didn't lie. When he said this, his shoulders shook at the same time. This is frank body language. If he lies, he should shake his shoulders.
She remembered Xiu Yuan's expression when he heard the soldiers' meat being cooked in lunch and the kitchen. That expression has never been so relaxed at this time. Relaxation means no psychological pressure. If he was indifferent to what happened in those days, why should he drown his sorrows in wine for what happened today?
The light of the green eyes in the sunset is slightly heavy. She can't be wrong. She never judges things by feeling, and she won't draw conclusions because Xiu Yuan is a hero or her impression of him these days. She said that he ate unnaturally. When he asked her that sentence, his pupils were normal, his hands were not clenched, his legs were not put away, his body movements were relaxed and he had no tension.
"You sometimes make mistakes." Xiu Yuan suddenly smiled, the smile like the Milky Way Shu Lang. "I ate."
Mu Qing didn't ask, but looked into the man's clear eyes and said affirmatively, "You didn't eat."
At dusk, Xiu Yuan looked around and asked with a smile, "Don't ask me if I ate?"
"On that day, more than half of the troops were killed or injured. After the storm stopped, the others took a short rest and found that the terrain had changed in order to avoid the storm. The boy couldn't find water for a while, and the army was trapped in the desert. It took only three days of dry food and water to March, and then they killed the horse, ate its meat and drank its blood. The army groped its way in the depths of the desert, but failed to find water for four or five days in a row. More than 2,000 people in the 10,000-strong army died of thirst, and people fell behind with horses every day. After all, horse blood is not something to quench thirst. Even the horse has no strength to kill again. The army has no water or food and is facing death. The boy who led the army to the underground river asked me to kill him and eat his flesh. "
Black storm, commonly known as black wind, has never been seen before, but I know it is a disastrous weather with strong wind and dense dust. The height of the wind wall can reach several kilometers, and the visibility is zero. Wherever you pass, the sand is buried and cut, leaving nothing behind!
"The first three days went well. On the evening of the fourth day, when the army rested and replenished water, we encountered a black storm. " Xiu Yuan stopped here and his eyes fell down.
I just heard him say, "when I was your age, I just joined the army for less than two years." At that time, the nationalist army had not yet been established, and the city was guarded by General Gu Lao. That year, Le Dan and the Second Division of Rong Di jointly attacked, and General Gu Lao led the army to resist the enemy. At that time, the city was not repaired, so I found a small road to pass by the customs and begged to lead 20 thousand cavalry through the customs and raid the Ledanya account. King Ledan's tent is in the northern part of Urkut grassland, which is connected with Tamar Desert. If you raid the terrain from the front, you will be found. I will lead people into the desert and raid from behind. When traveling in the desert, you need to find the underground river first. There is a boy in the army, a boy born and raised in the northwest border town, who is good at finding water. There are Hu spies in both underground rivers in Tama Desert. I ordered him to find a hidden one, so I ordered to March along the newly discovered underground river. "
At dusk, he raised his eyebrows and saw Xiu Yuan turn his head to look west. His eyes were far away, as if they had landed on a mountain in a snowy desert. The moonlight shines on one side of the man's face, and the other side is sunk in the night, which is dark and difficult to understand.
The hip flask was put down, the man wiped his mouth and smiled happily. "Human flesh? I have already eaten! It tastes good! "
Year after year, this wine is just water, and he is used to it. However, if water is used as wine, he can still drink heroism!
Xiu Yuan-yan said nothing, so she raised her hip flask and took a long drink. The water is clear and the moon is bright, and the nectar is like jade. However, it is always tasteless when imported.
Xiu Yuan ate a few mouthfuls of lamb chops. There was human flesh in the dishes cooked in the kitchen last night. Although the elbow entered General Gu's stomach, Xiu Yuan must have eaten a lot. That's the meat of his soldiers. He fought with him on the battlefield. As a military commander, he must be calm, but it doesn't mean that there will be no fluctuations in his heart.
Xiu Yuan grabbed the pot and wanted to taste it. Hearing this, he put it down again. He looked at her for a while and said, "Do you think I think eating that human flesh is disgusting?"
She remembers her first anatomy class, the first examination of a corpse with a height of * *, the first murder scene ... According to experience, nothing is more effective than emptying her stomach.
See Xiu Yuan's eyes is very serious, the indifference in his eyes disappeared. He looked at the hip flask in his hand and thought that the man was so heroic on the roof just now. He only drank water. He said, "It's useless for a general to drink water or water. Tucao is the most useful. "
I don't like cheating Although this boy is a little old-fashioned, he is of good quality!
Hearing this, Xiu Yuan's smile disappeared. Just now, he was just joking. I didn't expect her to be so serious. He looked at her for a moment and nodded.
"When the general asked me, I answered truthfully. I don't like cheating. Sunset greenway.
Xiu Yuan was at a loss. In his view, this is just a gossip. Who knows that everything in this boy's heart is like a judgment? He suddenly helpless wry smile, early know this boy so business-like, he wouldn't ask.
That's how she summed it up. Since he asked, she answered. There should be a more interesting answer, right
Mu Qing's face is very cold. "The general asked me how I knew."
Yuan dazed claw, in distress situation, "is it not a bowl of water, which come of these many reasons! You boy, you are so boring! "
The teenager sat alone opposite, the moonlight shone into the bowl, and the clear water waves shook her eyebrows, getting colder and colder, as if she could see through people. "The general's hair, sleeves and clothes show that you are in the upwind direction and will eventually be in the downwind direction. The bowl is two feet in front of the general and the sense of smell is within three feet. If I can't smell it, it's either my nose or the general's wine. "
Xiu Yuan raised his eyebrows. "How do you know it's water?"
The setting sun's eyes rested on the bowl. "I'm not interested in drinking yellow mud water."
Sunset green don't talk, acquaintance time is not long, but her temper Xiu Yuan also touched the edge, no one is so comfortable to talk to him, cuffs hanging down, palm dug out a wine bowl, to the sunset green filled.
I didn't see her at the autopsy. Now I love to be clean, this boy!
Xiu Yuan saw this joke and said to her, "Men in the army are informal, but they still don't like this yellow mud! How to go to the desert in the future? "
Sunset green raised her feet and went in. When she saw the moonlight shining into the pavilion, the bluestone bench was covered with a layer of loess. She lifted her robe and slapped it, so she sat down.
Xiu Yuan jumped down from the hip flask with a smile. In the moonlight, I saw a black wind. People have entered the pavilion. They sat down when the black robe was lifted. "Come in and sit down!" He gave a warm welcome.
She doesn't think it necessary to answer such a question.
She can't fly, and there is no ladder under the pavilion. Obviously, she can't get up.
Sunset green stopped ten steps outside the pavilion, cold and silent.
Before she arrived at the General Pavilion, she heard Xiu Yuan smile at her and asked, "Can you get up?"
Sunset green had to go out again. When she came to the guest room this afternoon, Qin Bing, who sent her, told her not to wander around the room after dark. She is not the kind of person who likes to wander around other people's homes, and she also knows that the general's home is a military stronghold and there is no law enforcement agency at home, so she has never left the yard since she arrived in the guest room. At this time, it was night. Xiu Yuan was sitting on the top of the General Pavilion in front, and Mu Qing followed all the way, without encountering any law.
The man took a long drink, put down the hip flask and turned to look. They were far apart, but his eyes fell on her accurately, and then he seemed to see him smiling at her, and then he raised his hand and waved to her.
There are no mountain clouds in the night, but it seems that I suddenly saw jiaozi in the clouds.
When I looked up, I saw the moonlight on the roof in the distance. I was sitting alone, holding a pot, looking up, drinking, my hair covering the moonlight with the wind, my back to the desert mountain pass, looking at the long river in the pass, and the yellow wind was bleak. The man is on the roof, drinking on the back of the moon, and his heroism is boundless.
When I opened the door, entered the room and turned to close the door, I suddenly felt someone in the sky!
Mu Qing lives in a guest room with a single house, and a towering old tree in the yard carefully cuts the dim moonlight. It was still noisy in the city, so she couldn't sleep, so she went out and sat at the stone table under the tree. Mottled moonlight fell on the table, raised his hand at dusk, and his fingertips were covered with loess. She suddenly felt that it was a foolish decision to go out, so she got up and went back to her room.
The yellow sand scene in the city is still there at night, and the moonlight is covered and hazy like fog.
Hundreds of northwest soldiers in Guancheng, THE TEMPLE OF JIALAN, heard that Hu Yanhao had infiltrated the city and killed two soldiers. They were immediately angry. In Guancheng, on this day, the whole army searched the city and yellow sand covered the sky. At dusk, I stood in the courtyard of the general's office and looked up. Yellow sand covered the wall and lost my eyes.
There is a mourning hall in the general's house. There are two big coffins lying quietly, a broken bone without head, hands and feet and two empty coffins. The white silk is bleak, the mourning hall is deserted, and there is no condolences. Xiu Yuan ordered to look for the bones of Zheng Xiao and Tao Zi first, but the dead soldiers of Lu stayed on the way to the northwest border. I don't know whether he was buried by yellow sand or eaten by wolves, so Xu Can can't find it anymore.
In that case, you can rest assured.
Xiu Yuan said that Mu Qing should stay at the general's residence tonight. Mu Qing felt that in order to prevent Huyanhaoliu from escaping to Shimonoseki City, the gate was closed for a few days, and she might need to stay in the General's Office for a few days.
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