Ask a joke about China football team!

Legend has it that on a planet called Earth, the patron saint of that planet-Eggen Dakiba. I spent my whole life creating 1 1 pairs of "one-night shooting ares boots", which are scattered in every corner of the earth. Anyone who collects 1 1 pair of ares boots and shouts out the words "Voss Spring, Bamboo, Voss Spring Pen" to the God Ball will summon the God Ball, and the God Ball will realize any wish you have for football. . .

Thousands of years are in a hurry, and the road to finding boots is full of heroic bones and martyrs. No one knows and no one will know how many people died on this road.

According to the NC world history, the first person who pursued the ares boots was the first emperor in ancient China. Please go to hell. Ask my brother to "shoot the boots of God of War overnight". He once left Xu Fuyuan, an alchemist, and went to sea with 500 virgins, but failed, and he never came back.

The world war was also spread because of the news that 1 1 double shooting boots were scattered on the earth. Hitler wanted to have all the shooting boots, so he did not hesitate to conquer the world to search.

In 20xx, China, the world's largest power, paid endless talent and energy, and successfully gathered 1 1 pairs of "one-night shooting ares boots". At that moment, China cried, the people of China cried, and the China team cried. They cried with joy. ....

After the captain Ge Wei called out the words "Woxi Chun Zhu Woxi Spring Pen" to summon the God Ball, Ge Wei fought back his inner trembling and excitement and said to the God Ball, "God Ball is big, I am Ge Wei, please use your supreme power to give us a football-shaped planet that can be used for human survival in the solar system." "well. . Um ... . Well, the difficulty is too high, the process is complicated and the generation time is too long. Can be changed. " God ball wiped his sweat. "Then, please let China win the World Cup in the next World Cup." Ge Wei's eyes sparkled with hope. "Ahem" god ball was silent for a while. .....

"You bring the galaxy map of the solar system and I'll think about it."

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