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"Mr. Lu Xun put this book .. and then picked up scissors to cut all the ends of the rope that tied the book ~" Which article is it? Do you have the original text?

Excerpted from Xiao Hong's Memories of Mr. Lu Xun.

Original text:

Mr. Lu Xun picked up the book, then picked up the scissors and cut both ends of the rope that bound the book into strips. Mr. Lu Xun looked at me on the couch and said, "Your skirt is brown with plaid, and the color is very turbid, which makes the red skirt ugly."

"... thin people don't wear black clothes, fat people don't wear white clothes; Women with long feet must wear black shoes, and women with short feet must wear white shoes; Fang Gezi's clothes can't be worn by fat people, but they are better than the horizontal ones; When a fat man with a horizontal grid put it on, he knocked both sides of the fat man open, making him wider. That fat man should wear vertical stripes so that he looks longer vertically and wider horizontally. ...

That day, Mr. Lu Xun was very interested, and simply criticized my pair of booties, saying that my booties were worn by soldiers because there was a thread-knitted handle in front of and behind the boots, which was put under the pants according to Mr. Lu Xun's statement. ...

I said, "Mr. Zhou, why didn't you tell me how long I wore those boots?" Why do you think of it now? " I'm not wearing it now, am I? Isn't this my other shoe? "

"I didn't say you wore it. When you wore it, I said you shouldn't wear it. "

Source: Memories of Mr. Lu Xun by Xiao Hong, a modern writer.

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About the author:

Xiao Hong, known as "the goddess of literature in 1930s", is the most miserable woman among the four talented women in the Republic of China and a legend. She has a life experience like Li Qingzhao, a poet, and has been in extreme pain and ups and downs, which can be described as a more unfortunate one.

However, she faces the whole secular world with a weak and sickly body. In the national disaster, she experienced rebellion, awakening and struggle, and fought against fate again and again. Although her works do not directly describe her experience, they add a deep understanding of human nature and society to female consciousness.

She takes "the ignorance of human nature" and "transforming the national soul" as artistic pursuits, and deeply calls for democratic spirit and personality consciousness in "the ruthless analysis of traditional consciousness and cultural mentality".

Xiao Hong's life is a life of struggle and struggle without bowing to fate. It should be said that the appearance of Xiao Jun directly affected her fate, triggered her to start literary creation, and she entered her life.

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