Humorous sentences that imply that you want to start involution.

1. Roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

I am like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

3. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the opposite shops in the dormitory and secretly roll them to death.

4. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I go to bed at eight o'clock to exercise and kill their bald princess.

I pretended to watch the live shopping in Li Jiaqi, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

7. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

8. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

9. Everyone was paddling for fish. I studied secretly while fishing and killed them.

10. I would rather kill myself than roll my classmates to death.

1 1. When Di Yun is in prison, I will practice the piano quickly and then kill you.

12. All my friends have lost their hair. I secretly picked up the hair that fell to the ground and stuck it on my head. This is more than they do.

13. Other children only know how to play. I secretly practice kowtowing and roll them to death during the New Year.

14. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

15. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

16. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs. I was richer than them and killed them.

17. What can you do while lying down? Why are you standing? It's wonderful to be yourself, so why be someone else.

18. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

19. Invite my roommate to drink milk tea. I noticed secretly that there was no sugar. They are fat together, and I am thin and crush them to death.

20. In the future, you will appreciate yourself now.

Scroll humorous sentences in the bedroom.

1. When the king went to war, nothing was long.

2. All my friends are eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

Not being against myself is the best thing I have ever done in this world.

This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution, so you should stay awake and escape from it.

When we are strong inside, we will not take winning as the only value of the game.

6. My roommates are all drinking carbonated drinks. I eat healthy fruit and fish, and live a few years longer than them and roll them to death.

7. You study, you get out. Now I start to stay up late to drink coke, play games and watch dramas, die young, and be reborn as a rich second generation in Beijing in my next life. You can't do three lives.

8. If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

9. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. In the future, infertility will not give birth to children. I am younger than them. Fuck them.

10. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

1 1. Everyone was paddling and fishing. I secretly studied while fishing and killed them.

12. The greatest reconciliation in life is to accept yourself as an ordinary person. We should have the courage to face the cruel reality. There may be nothing in the distance except distance. We have exhausted all our efforts, but we may be just an ordinary person all our lives.

13. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

14. Promote misogyny with friends, kiss her husband behind his back, hug him and roll them to death.

15. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone.

16. Before I got involved, I began to suffer from mental internal friction.

17. My roommates are asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and roll them to death.

18. Female star involution: more beautiful, more figure, more fashion and more commercial value than cargo carrying capacity. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

19. Everyone else eats fried chicken and drinks coke. I drink hot water every day, and my health is better than theirs, which kills them.

20. Roommates all sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed a subject at the end of the term, which killed them.

Humor about involution and lying flat

1. Today I am proud of involution, and tomorrow I will be proud of involution!

The stylist asked me what hairstyle I wanted, and I said naturally curly.

If you are not good at something, you are not good at it. It is easier and more enjoyable to do what you are good at to the extreme than to force yourself to overcome what you are not good at ~

No one has ever asked us to participate, only we have the right to decide whether to let ourselves participate.

I will eat grapes every day from now on, and the children's eyes will be bigger than theirs, which will kill them.

6. My roommates are all asleep. I stole their cell phones and turned off the alarm clock. I will go to class alone tomorrow and kill them.

7. Other children only know how to play. Practice kowtowing secretly during the Chinese New Year and roll them to death.

8. Go back, bid farewell to involution and live straight.

9. My roommates were sleeping, so I secretly went to work-study programs, and I had more money than them, so I killed them.

10. My roommate is sleeping. I sneaked out to pick up garbage. I'm richer than them. Kill them.

1 1. I don't sleep, I study and I die.

12. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

13. Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'll burn some paper money for myself first, and I'll kill them if they have more money below.

14. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become better.

15. Once in a while, a Buddha is a Buddha, and life is so happy.

16. Friends are eating. I want to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

17. You have been working so hard, you must not know how comfortable it is to be lazy. Reject involution! How comfortable it is to lie flat.

18. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

19. My roommates are all eating. I'm going to practice Pamela secretly, become the thinnest and roll them to death.

20. Go in and change dishes. Please call me cabbage.

The source of happiness is to share humorous sentences at work.

1. Under the involution, many people hold the mentality of "I would rather be exhausted than starve to death".

2. My roommates have gone to dinner with their boyfriends. I'm going to study silently to become better, find a better boyfriend and kill them.

You all slept, but I stayed up late. I died before you and hurt you.

My roommates are still sleeping. After eating, drinking water and secretly adding honey, I have returned to the dormitory. I shit better than them. Roll them to death.

5. They are all studying. I slept secretly to make myself better than them and killed them.

No matter how the world rolls, there are only clouds in my heart.

7. As long as everyone contributes, the world will become a better place.

8. How to break the inner volume, only reading, because reading breaks ten thousand volumes.

9. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

10. My roommates are asleep. I want to study secretly. I would rather kill myself than betray my friends.

1 1. My boyfriend plays games on weekends, and I study secretly, which makes me more educated than him, and then I don't want him.

12. Roommates sleep like pigs. I studied secretly and failed one subject at the end of the term, which made them very unhappy.

13. I told my boyfriend to take a nap together, and I secretly got up to study. Then at the same time, I learned more knowledge, made him feel like a big stupid pig and killed him.

14. Everyone is playing with their mobile phones. I recite English words while playing Tik Tok loudly, and roll them to death!

15. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

16. In the future, you will appreciate yourself who is not desperate now.

17. When others are at work, I pretend that I can't find a job. In fact, I am preparing for the exam full-time. If I pass the exam, I will kill them.

18. My roommates are asleep. I secretly turned off the alarm clock of their mobile phones. I'll go to class alone tomorrow morning, get a scholarship and roll them to death.

19. From now on, I will eat grapes every day. From now on, my children's eyes will be bigger than others', which will kill them.

20. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

Surround humor and cold jokes

1. My roommates are all staying up late and losing their hair, so I will go to bed at eight o'clock to keep fit and kill their bald princess.

2. This is not an involution, this is quiet study, and then give everyone a surprise!

I pretended to watch Li Jiaqi shopping on the spot, but in fact I didn't buy anything. I secretly saved money to kill them.

4. Laughing to death, our school is not allowed to hang bed curtains, so we can clearly see the opposite shops in the dormitory and secretly roll them to death.

5. There is a saying on the Internet that * * * sounds: the entry threshold of the unit has suddenly risen from "985 per capita" to "985 per capita master's degree", but the salary seems to have not risen.

6. It's not that I don't participate. I really don't want to learn.

7. Female star involution: compared with beauty, figure, fashion and commercial value. Actor involution: Who goes to prison first?

8. No one has ever involved us. Only we have the right to decide whether to intervene or not.

9. You can do it. You can do it. I want to lie down.

10. The volume in the dormitory won the first place!

1 1. My roommates didn't have children, so I quietly gave birth to a child and ran them over.

12. It's not an involution, it's learning quietly and then stunning everyone!

13. You learn secretly. Now I'm going to stay up late, drink coke, eat snacks and die early. Rebirth in advance to grab a Beijing hukou. Then you can't beat me in your life.

14. Promote misogyny with Jimei people, and hug and roll to death behind their backs.

15. Everyone else lives a healthy life. I will secretly eat junk food and drink iced drinks. Infertility will not give birth to children in the future. I am younger than them, and I will kill them.

16. The concert will start to grab tickets. Practicing hand speed secretly in the middle of the night and killing them.

17. Cross the bridge when you cross it, so there is no need to work hard now.

18. I'm like a bug on cabbage. My classmates are rolling, and I am climbing by myself.

19. Pretending to play games while driving timi, in fact, the mobile phone is put on the back, secretly carrying it, and rolling them to death.

20. This society has fallen into the whirlpool of involution. You should avoid it.

A collection of 53 humorous essays suggests that you have gained weight.

Humorous copywriting suggesting that you are gaining weight-1. Sister's dream at the moment. Is to become a popsicle. Hit those anxious fat people.

The only reason I am fat is that my body is too small to hold all my personality.

3. What's missing? We don't know, people are dumbfounded because they are fat, and I am angry because I am thin.

I eat too many sweets, and my stomach swells badly. Forget bread, milk tea, egg tart and Oreo omelet. I have to eat chocolate and candy directly, but I'm not fat enough.

You hugged me gently from behind, and your hands couldn't close properly.

6. Summer is coming! I want to lose weight, I want to lose weight, and the fruit should not gain weight.

7. When a girl says she wants to lose weight, don't believe it, especially when she says this, because she has just had enough.

I'm so hungry, but I really don't want to eat. I've eaten too much recently, and I feel like I'm getting fat.

9. We are fat people, obese people with overnutrition. Eating less won't hurt!

10. to lose weight, sometimes it's not that you can't control your mouth, but that you don't have a scale in your heart.

1 1. At that time, Liang Qian was like a sausage just filled, full of meat and tension. Now it's like an air-dried sausage, which dries without any water, and a layer of salt frost is deposited on the casing.

12. God gave me many opportunities to get fat, and I took it.

Let me lose weight? Just kidding! Do you know how much I spent on this figure?

14. The child is getting fatter and cuter.

15. My three major shortcomings are: First, I am fat; Second, fat; Third, so the fat can't be reduced!

16. The meaning of being fat is not how much or what you eat, but how you eat. Feel it.

17. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

18. Every woman who has failed to lose weight for a long time has a girlfriend who has been ineffective for many years.

Humorous copy implies that I have gained weight II 19. I used to be very thin, and it makes me sad to think about it.

20. In fact, if you like a girl, buy her more food. If you get fat, it's yours.

2 1. Compared with me, I am fatter and more capable.

22. If I really can't lose weight, let me grow taller!

23. When I was fat, there was no one who disliked me. I will definitely repay you if I lose weight.

24. The angle of taking pictures is really important. If you are not careful, you will become short and fat.

25. I am emotional, I am plump, and I send warmth to my husband.

26. Losing weight is a life topic that will only be remembered when you are full.

27. I was so lucky that I gained weight before the price went up.

28. I am fat because many things are hard to lose weight.

29. I know I will look good if I lose weight, but I can't bear to lose weight.

He said that the most romantic thing I can think of is to grow old with you.

3 1. I have gained weight again. Have a beer and a piece of Sichuan-style pork to relax me.

32. You made a whole body fat filling!

33. Today's dinner, fried chicken and milk puffs, am I crazy? I don't think I'm fat enough, do I?

34. Every fat man is a potential stock. You have no idea how beautiful it is to lose weight. Let those who think you are fat and look down on you regret it.

If you eat too much sugar, you will gain weight again. Sister, this is not fat, it is thick!

36. Let yourself gain weight if you are lovelorn, because you are broad-minded and fat.

Humorous copy suggesting that you have gained weight. Control AliPay, stop, shut up, and don't eat midnight snack! You can't drink milk tea! Unless you still think you are not fat enough!

38. It is said that people are afraid of being famous, pigs are afraid of being strong, men are afraid of having no money and women are afraid of being fat. Hehe, right.

39. All the bad moods come from exams, gaining weight, having no partner and being short of money.

40. You can't see your feet when you look down. ...

4 1. Eat a little, you shouldn't gain weight.

42. Jack, captain, as long as I go down, you can both sit on this board. Cold? How can I be cold? I'm covered in fat.

43. Losing weight in summer is the only goal of my sister! Funny me and my funny colleagues.

44. It is not terrible for people to gain weight, but they are afraid of being fat and being uneducated!

45. I have gained weight recently, which is all caused by eating hot pot. You can only overeat when you don't show up.

46. Fat people want to be thin so much, and people who are too thin want to gain weight so much, so let their dreams come true, okay?

47. In all these years, I have never found a washbasin bigger than my face.

48. What is the mentality of ordering takeout in the middle of the night? Maybe it's because you're not fat enough, so keep your fat.

49. One day, I'm going to thin into a flash of lightning and illuminate you wretched fat people.

Everyone says I'm fat, but I'm just thin.

5 1. Sell me by the catty, and I can still maintain Wang Sicong.

52. Whoever has less belly wrinkles will not have ups and downs in life.

53. I am already on the road to gaining weight, drifting away and unable to turn back.