What interesting middle-aged uncles have you seen?

He went to the seaside to play with his friends, jumped off a stone, and hit his foot on a stone in the sea, leaving a big hole. He went to the hospital for treatment and had more than a dozen stitches.

When I got home, I said to my aunt: Everyone jumped. Can I not jump?

My aunt asked his friend who jumped, but no one jumped, so he jumped by himself.