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This happened on April 5th of a certain year. A widow went to visit her grave and didn’t get home until 10 o’clock in the evening. Her child was already asleep and she was very sad.
First of all, this woman is a widow, which means that the person she went to worship was her dead husband. There is an intricate relationship involved, that is. Although she is a widow, it does not mean that the child was born to her dead husband. In fact, a woman has always had a lover, and the child was born to her and this man. But this woman had been lying to her dead husband before he was alive that she was his child. Not only did he lie to his husband, but he also lied to everyone. Including this lover. Then unfortunately, the woman's husband died. At this time, the woman told her lover that she really wanted to, but in fact the child was his. But how could the lover who had been resentful for a long time believe it? Because the woman's husband passed away, but she was still not with the man, the man thought it was because of the child. So during the Qingming Festival when the woman went out to pay homage, the man came to the woman's home again. Because of his unclear relationship with the woman, he has many ways to enter the house and even has a key.
The child has a kind of telepathic connection with his biological father and is very dependent on him, so he is not awakened from his deep sleep and sleeps peacefully. Then the key came, the owl's clock. When the alarm clock is adjusted to a certain point, it will sound and the alarm clock will swing. The man fixed the alarm clock at a certain time and turned on the desk lamp, but he did some tricks on the wires of the desk lamp. As we all know, in physics, electricity can be connected in series. In other words, the desk lamp actually has extra wires tied to the Barbie doll, and the wires can be very thin. Anyone with a little knowledge of physics can graft the circuit in 5 minutes. The Barbie doll is placed on the table, and the other end of the line is an alarm clock. The alarm clock will vibrate when it reaches one o'clock. Connect the zero line, live line and external line in the middle of the desk lamp circuit together. It doesn't need to be too long, it only takes a moment. . The child would be electrocuted. Why is this electricity so accurate? Because Barbie is plastic. Furthermore, this involves a physiological aspect, that is, the bedwetting rate of babies in hot environments is 100% due to some changes in the surrounding air. If you don’t believe that you have a child sleeping in your home, if you use a desk lamp to bake him next to his bed, it will definitely happen the next day. Bedwetting, in this way, has the premise of conducting electricity and amplifying the area of ????current. If the older child is fine, however, this is a baby still sleeping in a crib. Then everything will fall into place. The woman looked around and found that the desk lamp was on, because it was impossible for him to turn on the lamp when he went out to visit the tomb during the day. The child died so peacefully, there are two possibilities: 1. Euthanasia 2. Instant death due to voltage. Then it must be 2. And the man who arranges everything simply only needs half an hour.
The above premise is based on understanding what you are talking about: her child. . . The moment she realized it, she was dead! !
You use already, which is the past tense. Not for her children. . . She died the moment she understood it! !
So I understand it as: At this time, his eyes lit up and he finally understood. Rather than the child dying immediately. Based on your grammar, this is what I understand. Then everything I said makes sense. (Transfer)
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