Let's ask some funny IQ questions.

■ Problem: The monitor screen keeps shaking slightly. what can I do?

You've been shaking, too. When your frequency and amplitude are consistent with the display, you won't feel anything.

■ Question: Why do good horses stop eating grass?

Answer: Because horses shit behind.

■ Question: Why do I feel dizzy when playing 3D games?

Answer 1: The cerebellum is underdeveloped.

Answer 2: The brain is underdeveloped.

Answer 3: Both brains are underdeveloped.

■ Question: How to find more money in the street?

Answer 1: Throw your wallet on the floor.

Answer 2: It is better to be a garbage cleaner, so there is a great chance of changing money.

Answer 3: Don't pick up money or bow your head. Money falls from the sky, so keep looking up.

■ Question: What is the simplest secret of longevity?

Answer: Keep breathing and don't die.

■ Question: Why doesn't the moon go around the sun?

Answer: Because the moon goes around the earth.

■ Question: What are the hazards of crossing your legs?

Answer: the ass will be half big and half small.

■ Question: Why do people fear heights and birds don't?

Answer 1: People know the feeling of falling, but birds don't.

Answer 2: When a bird flies, it never worries. It doesn't care about its wings. And people always think too much and suffer too much.

■ Question: Why does the wizard ride a broom instead of a bench?

Answer: Because riding a broom is much more handsome than sitting on a bench, you can also pretend to be a scavenger when you meet a strong enemy.

■ Question: Why do Superman's underwear always wear outside?

Answer 1: You wear it inside. Who knew you were Superman?

Answer 2: Batman, put on underwear; Spider-Man, wearing underwear; How can Superman not take the fashion route? He is wearing underwear. ...

0 1. A bear comes prepared.

02. the eleventh book is incredible (book 1 1)

03. What bat is untidy without rest (restless bat)?

04. A person painted gold is a blockbuster (Golden Man).

The sheep stopped breathing and stood high (the sheep didn't exhale)

06. Don't drop your mobile phone into the toilet. Opportunity knocks but once.

07. Xiaoyu told Xiaoming that her father was impotent and couldn't stop (Jade's father couldn't).

08. Dogs don't bark when crossing a wooden bridge.

09. It is sunny when bees stop on the calendar (bees and calendars).

10. Two people sitting on a stone kill two birds with one stone.

1 1. A group of women are talking nonsense (no chicken talk)

12. A group of people threw eggs at the gun, and bullets rained down (eggs under the gun).

13. Painters prefer to draw thick ropes rather than thin ones.

14. It was love at first sight when the piano moved to Jianzhong.

15. Eating with chopsticks is popular (chopsticks are for the population).

16. Dialogue between chickens and ducks.

17. 10 1 got everything.

18. Ten sheep, nine squatting in the sheepfold and one squatting in the pigsty (one sheep squatting wrong).

19. the sheep called the eagle, and the eagle picked up the phone and said that feeding the yang was anti-yin (the sheep called the eagle to feed).

20. Who doesn't have a phone? Tianyi (Tianyi Seamless Mobile Phone)

2 1. Who knows birds best? A frightened bird knows a bird.

22. Why did the ancients lie on the ice and seek carp? Bing bing you Li

23. Why does a stallion run faster than a mare? Whip the flying horse to a faster speed-accelerate.

24. Why should the hat be turned over when it is dirty? Zhang Guan Dai Li (wearing a dirty crown)

25. Why do newborn children die? go/walk through fire and water―defy all difficulties and dangers

26. Why is it melancholy to paint the knife blue? Inviolability (blue)

27. Why did the teacher remind us to cherish the four arrows when we were young? Time flies (four arrows)

28. Why is the middle school attached? Stillbirth (attached middle school)

29. How to keep ducks from flying away? Give it a wing.

30. How to make the sparrow quiet? Press it (mute)

3 1. How to enlarge the chest? (It's cold) Endurance is great.

32. What kind of snake has many mouths? Collision (snake)

33. People who wash their faces are called washbasins. What about those who wash their hands? Golden basin (wash one's hands in golden basin)

34. What juice tastes the worst? rack one's brains

35. What can you see on the guillotine in hell? stealthy

36. Who can easily finish three years of high school? Teacher Rui (can't wait to see it)

37. How to tell a fragrant butcher shop from a butcher shop? There will be a sheep's head hanging in front of the dog meat shop (hanging a sheep's head to sell dog meat)

38. Why should a cold joke be told three times at a time? Think twice before you act (think twice before you act)

39. Why do cats like to hit people? (This question is white enough and rotten enough) Because it is a cat that likes to be punched by others.

40. How much does this star weigh? 8 grams (Starbucks Star 8 grams)

4 1. What will happen after Miller of the Walking Team dies? Maitreya

42. Why is seven bigger than eight? (It's too much fun ~ ~) Because eight is below seven.

43. Why can't I see God's dick? Don't reveal the secret.

44. Which song has the lyrics of "CoCo Lee"? The moon represents my heart [CoCo Lee, how much I love you. ]

45. What kind of right hat is often thicker? what's up (This is more * * *) Yang sports.

46. Which snake has the strongest vitality? A three-inch golden tongue (snake)

47. Why is the iceberg just the tip of the iceberg? The other foot was broken by the Titanic.

48. Why don't men go out? Because when you go out, you become a layman.

49. What chair do you like best? enjoy

50. Why am I born cold? Because I want to, so I am (I am ~ ~, so I am)

5 1. Why don't fireworks hit stars? Because the stars will twinkle.

52. What are the main ingredients of contraceptives? antibiotic

53. Why does Harry Potter live in a light bulb? Because Harry Potter is a wizard (tungsten wire)

54. What Kirin tastes best? ice cream

55. What Kirin runs fastest? Michelin

(Wu Zongxian said)

1, kitten, puppy, chicken, who was the first to be called up to endorse?

Puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei (back first)

2. Causes of constipation (name a foreign star)

Stallone (shit is too thick)

3. Where does the river flow, the city or the country?

In the country, because the river in the country is too urgent (why do you have to cook in such a hurry)

Boil beans and burn beans, and the beans cry in the kettle. Since we are born from the same root, why should we speculate with each other?

4. Which word is the coolest? A, b, c, e, g, and Xin?

Ding, because of the thong

5. Is there a room where pigeons can hide?

I hid your song (pigeon) on the roof.

6. Cloth and paper. What are they afraid of?

Not (cloth) afraid of one thousand, just (paper) afraid of one thousand.

7. What should I do at 12 pm?

Cramming at the last minute.

8. Who is the thinnest, police, hooligans or soldiers?

Rogue because rogue professor (thin)

9. An idiot took down the toilet on the plane and threw it away. Guess why?

Because he is an idiot. It's so cold. -)

How many brothers does Aladdin have?

Three, (Allah A, Allah B, Allah C)

1 1. Why are there no temples in the southern hemisphere?

Because there is no Amitabha in South China.

12, there is a sister in conjoined twins, one is Mary, and the other is what's her name?

Monroe because of Marilyn Monroe (even)

13. Why is the mother of an elephant an orangutan?

Because elephants are born in scarlet.

14, Tsinghua and Jiaotong University, guess a dish.

green pepper

15, a group of eunuchs are chatting and guessing an idiom.

Nonsense (no chicken talk-. -)

16. How much is a heart?

100 million (single-minded)

17 What is love?

Lonely Eskimo (love is lonely)

18. Why should we go to bed?

Because the bed won't come by itself.

1, how did Lin Daiyu die?

2. Once upon a time, a man named Cai Xiao was kept in prison for one night. What happened afterwards?

3. Why do geese fly to the south for the winter?

4. Why do foxes often wrestle! !

5. What line does the monkey dislike the most?

6. If there is a car, the driver is a prince and the passenger is a princess, whose car is it?

7. The teacher recited the text at will in class. Piggy, puppy and kitten all raised their hands. Who will the teacher call?

8. What color is celery dung?

9. What is the only difference between Superman and me?

10, what else will others know about you when you brag about your advantages to others?

1 1, four people in the room are playing mahjong. Why did the police come and take five people?

12 besides fragile articles such as glass and porcelain, what else should be handled carefully?

Answer:

1, fell dead, because, "a sister Lin fell from the sky."

2, it sucks.

3, because walking there is too tired …

4, because the fox is very cunning (slippery)

5, parallel lines, because parallel lines do not intersect (bananas).

6. If ~ (if there is a car ~). . .

7, puppy, because Wangwang Xianbei (Wangwang is the first to carry)

8. Yellow, Qin Shihuang

9. I wear underwear inside.

10, I know you are not stupid.

1 1, because the person they play is called "Mahjong".

12, bullshit. . .