Examples of how to write satirical sentences

A joke goes like this: A: What about the pesticide you bought in this shop? Yes, B: Great! A: What are the advantages? Yes, B: My wife quarreled with me some time ago and drank the pesticide bought from this house. As a result, there was nothing. Well, I was just about to write them a thank-you letter. This is the irony. This should be more effective and ironic than directly saying that "pesticides are parallel imports".