Girls nowadays are really good at pretending. Last night, they got together with some classmates in KTV. Finally, when they left, the goddess said that she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I s

Girls nowadays are really good at pretending. Last night, they got together with some classmates in KTV. Finally, when they left, the goddess said that she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you. Girls nowadays are really good at pretending. Last night, they got together with some colleagues in KTV. Finally, when they left, the goddess said that she was drunk and asked me to take her home. I said you got drunk after drinking the fucking juice. ! Fortunately, I am smart, otherwise I will be delayed in playing games tonight. Last time I asked a beautiful woman to climb a mountain in the scenic spot, Nima Mountain hasn't climbed yet. Before I took a step at the foot of the mountain, I said I was too high and tired, so I had to rest in the inn at the foot of the mountain. Rest NMLGB, pamper yourself. I said if you don't climb, I'll climb if you don't, so I quickly climbed to the top of the mountain. Without her, this is the only solution. Yesterday, a female colleague of mine had a drink together. My female colleague told me that she was very happy and wanted to sleep on my shoulder at night. She leaned over as she spoke, and I was anxious on the spot. Shit, I said three cases of dry wine, whoever pays the bill will pay the bill, and now I want to eat the overlord meal and die, right? Get together with high school classmates. Very cute. After dinner, someone suggested going to karaoke, but my ex-girlfriend in high school said she didn't want to go. Let me take her home. Damn it, I wanted karaoke, so I took a taxi to take her to the door of her community, didn't get off, and then went back to karaoke. I think there is nothing more fun than drinking karaoke at a class reunion. I am on a business trip with my female colleagues in a foreign land and go shopping outside after dinner at night. When I went shopping a while ago, my female colleague said that she was cold and in poor health. I directly called a taxi to let her sit back in the hotel, thinking: The night view is so good, almost because you affected my mood of going shopping on business and enjoying the night view. Climbing a mountain with a female colleague and a male colleague, we reached a place halfway up the mountain where there were few people. My female colleague asked me to ask another colleague to go down the mountain to buy some bottles of water. Shit, I'll give such a good performance opportunity to others. So I rushed to the canteen at the foot of the mountain and thought, although I am the leader, I still have to show it. Last time, a female colleague asked me to go to her house to fix the water pipe. After a while, the work was finished. Female colleagues see that I'm soaked, and I'm afraid I'll catch cold. Let me take a hot bath. Well, just a little water, so I'm all wet. For a strong man like me, what is there to be afraid of? Boom, I closed the door and went straight downstairs. My electric car left. Walking with the goddess in the moonlight last night. The goddess said shyly, "Ah! It's so late, it's estimated that I can't get a car home. " I immediately said, "Isn't your community 500 meters ahead? Fortunately, I am quick-witted, or I will spend a lot of money. Beauty is just cheating money. The last time a beautiful colleague finished eating, she told me that she forgot her wallet and asked me to take a taxi to take her home. She gave me my money back. I took a taxi back so far when I was stupid, trying to take advantage of me. Next time, I will at least ask her to make up the fare for me! I was smart enough to know where her house was near, so I took out 2 yuan and sent it to the bus stop to see her get on the bus before leaving. Another time, I had a drinking party with a female colleague. After drinking, my female colleague got drunk and said she wanted me to sleep with her at night. When I heard this, I slapped her and left her alone. I think she must be trying to steal 200 yuan from my pocket while I was asleep. I didn't expect her to be such a person. Bah!