We can relax by telling jokes or singing English songs in English. How do you say this in English?

Good boy Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You are a good boy," mother said proudly. "Give you two cents. But why are you so interested in that old woman? She is the candy seller, a good boy. Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday? " "I gave it to a poor old woman. "He replied," You are a good boy, "his mother said proudly." There are more than two cents here, but why are you so interested in that old woman? ""She sells sweets. "