I quietly smashed my cell phone. Funny joke.

Recently, I suddenly found that many people in my circle of friends have good network cards. ...

Otherwise, many people talk to me, but when they open it, it disappears strangely!

I always feel there is something dirty on the screen.

Me! Of course I'm not angry. How could I be angry? Virgo is still very cultured. I just smashed my cell phone quietly, that's all.

If the whole world is so orderly, why should I be so irritable?

This is the work of the artist michael johnson. Look, how neatly he puts the most familiar things in our lives.

Well, it's much more comfortable.

However, if you want to use it, you will cry!

Anyway, Virgo doesn't like to leave things lying around.

Shit! I told you not to leave things lying around. What's on your chest?

It turned out that a group of girls were celebrating "International Naked Chest Day", which was simply choppy and nosebleeds.

In order to support women's rights, the girls said: since men are allowed to be topless in public, women should also have the same legal rights, otherwise, men should wear bras.

Single male diaosi said: Life in New York is free and happy! We also believe that women should walk naked in the streets!

Hey, hey, I was talking about you. I'm not naked, so you can't help it. You are having fun.

Since the opening of the Grammy Awards, people all over the world have lived with this joke.

Laobai, don't tell me you're here to put on lipstick!

Such a passionate and coquettish kiss is too wild, too wild!

Wilderness Lord

Come on, men, I'll teach you how to be a savage.

How to deal with colleagues' shouts?

How to answer the phone?

How to sleep on the subway?

New skills, wild enough and fashionable enough.

Look at brother Biao, he is definitely a wild and fashionable gentleman.

Brother Biao once again announced the end of the ice bucket challenge to the whole society! The thermometer now shows about MINUS 20 degrees.

Deep well ice at MINUS 20 degrees, as always, cattle B!

Don't lie to me when I study! I killed my physics teacher and burned my physics book when I got back. I have been cheated for so many years that the ice-water mixture is zero. ...

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