Make fun of the architect, hurry up! ! !

1. It is said that a female architect worked overtime until midnight before coming home. On the way, a frog jumped out and said to her, "I am a prince cursed by a witch." Kiss me and I will become a prototype. I will repay you well. When I ascend the throne, you will be my queen. " The girl picked it up, stuffed it into her bag and walked on. The frog poked his head out and said, "Do you understand? Pro-world mother musical instrument. " The girl said to it, "I am an architect." I paint until midnight every day. How can you have time to fall in love? It's embarrassing to have a talking toad with me! " "

2. The rich woman goes to nightclubs to have fun. The boss and dad picked some handsome guys, but the rich woman was not satisfied. The boss and dad picked a few strong boys, and the rich woman was not satisfied. The boss and dad picked a few literary artists, and the rich woman immediately scolded the street. The boss asked her what she really wanted. The rich woman said to be strong, energetic, able to work overtime, stay up late, be on call, and be hard-working. The boss smiled ... and shouted, "Architects, come out and receive the guests."