Humorous sentences in rainy days

1, going out is going into the oven, walking is mala Tang, sitting down is teppanyaki, or it stops raining, it becomes boiled fish!

2, don't go out on rainy days, although the rain is not poisonous, wet body is small, gonorrhea is big!

3, playing with water outside in rainy days, playing with herringbone and dragging away.

Woman, when you cry, it rains.

5. Children's shoes that play computer in thunder and rain are not afraid of crossing?

6. Take clothes away when it rains, and turn off the computer when it thunders.

7. It's raining. I stood under the tree and shouted: Oh, my God, a thunder killed me! I also want to cross!

8. When it thunders and rains, stand under the tree and proudly point to the sky and say, I want to cross it, too!

9. If it rains, let it rain! So do it! Lao zi's underwear is wet.

10, I saw rain today, but I really didn't see thunder. Why did you see all kinds of explosive heads along the way?

1 1. Do you know why it rained a few days ago? In fact, this is the same as adding water to the pot before steaming steamed bread.

12. Continuous rainy days are the best time to practice lightness skill and float on the water.

Why does it rain? Because the earth is going to take a bath!