English funny stories and jokes with translation.

One day, a man walked into a bar and asked, "Does anyone here have roswell?"

"Yes, sir, I do!" A cyclist stood up and answered, "What happened to it?"

The man said sadly, "Well, my little Chihuahua just killed your dog ..."

"I don't believe it, my dog is so big!" The cyclist asked incredulously, "How did your little Chihuahua kill my roswell?"

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The story happened in a bar.

One day, a stupid dog walked into a bar and asked, "Whose is the Rothwell dog outside?"

"I do!" A man stood up and said, "What's the matter?"

Ben said sadly, "My little pet Chihuahua just killed your dog ..."

"Your dog can't kill my big dog!" The man said, "But how can your little Chihuahua kill my dog?

Ben said, "My Chihuahua choked to death when he swallowed my Chihuahua ..."