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Talking in a depressed mood: The world is always the same, it’s just that our moods and experiences are different.

1. Live every day down-to-earth. The simplest things are precisely the most difficult ones.

2. The torrent of life has surged to the cliff. As long as you take another step forward, it will turn into a magnificent waterfall.

3. If there are no obstacles in the journey of life, what else is there for people to do.

4. Love like fish and water is the highest pursuit of both husband and wife, but we are all prone to make a mistake, that is, we always think that we are water and the other person is fish.

5. The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

7. A person’s happiness is not because he has more, but because he cares less.

8. The only thing that can wash away everything except tears is time. Time moves feelings forward. The longer the time, the weaker the conflict, just like tea that is constantly diluted.

9. Fallen leaves care about their dancing posture; shooting stars care about the last moment of light; we should cherish the whole process of our lives.

10. Only by completing the ordinary journey can we achieve the great goal. A long and reasonable healing talk: People are destined to be different from each other

1. “We write our desires on our faces

We extend our palms to the world

We only think about what light we can shine when we don’t get it

2. I have always felt this before

I should be a qualified lover

I'm gentle and considerate and won't lose my temper

But I accidentally liked you too much

So everything was messed up

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I have become childish and petty

A jealous and annoying person

3. Our appetite depends on the strength of our hands

You What can you do

People are destined to be different from each other

If they are different

What can you do

4. When you reach a certain age, you must throw away four things:

Meaningless drinking parties, people who don’t love you,

Relatives who look down on you, and hypocritical friends.

But you must have four things:

The confidence that shines on your face, the kindness that grows in your heart,

The bones that are blended into your blood, engraved in your life The strength inside. Missing and longing are not the same.

1. No matter how angry the bird is, it will only vent its anger on a few birds.

2. When love comes to an end. Even a fart can be a reason to break up.

3. Happiness is a state of mind, not a state. 4. To the world, you are a person; But to me, you are my whole world.

5. When someone scolds you, you must think of a lion, because a lion will not look back because of a dog barking.

6. It turns out that I don’t understand you, your infatuation, your truth, your bitterness and your bitterness.

7. I am a good boy because I don’t follow other boys. There is too much contact.

8. The old lady selling popsicles said that her freezer is full for the whole summer.

9. I am afraid of losing you and want to beg you to let me go.

10. It is said that in future weddings, the groom will wear a wedding dress and the bride will wear a suit.

11. The flowers will never bloom, the sea will not bloom, and the blue mist will never scatter, and the dreams will never disappear. I won't not love you

12. Love is a dream, but some people always oversleep.

13. You win, I will accompany you to dominate the world; if you lose, I will accompany you to make a comeback.

To Brothers

14. Fate is like a book.

15. An unforgettable love brings heartbreaking pain.

16. How can you be so cruel and crush my sincerity to pieces. Lonely, alone sentence

17. Life is like a clock, its perfection does not lie in the speed but in the accuracy.

18. I live between meeting and falling in love. , before leaving.

19. Time is the only lover who will accompany me to the end of my life

20. I dare not look for you for fear of getting hurt. You really make me helpless. You were so good to me in the past, but you lost me all of a sudden. I’m not used to it.

21. What I’m most afraid of is that I’m full of joy and have spoken the truth to you, but you’ve said nothing. Oh.

22. Don’t regard my love for you as an investment, because investment is risky now

23. It was obviously him who approached me first, but in the end it was I can't bear it.

24. [ ■□The more I care about you, the more hurt I am. ]

25. I want to become thin and light up all the wretched dead fat people.

26. You may fall in love with many people in this life, but the heartache will be different every time.

27. Most people who say bad things about you behind your back are just beasts who don’t want you to be better than them.

28. Others only care about whether you fly high, but I only care about whether you are tired from flying.

29. Why don’t we find Xiao Hei and blow up the school!

30. Love is sometimes more like the feeling of breeze blowing on your face, fresh, natural and completely open sex.

31. Love is something that makes people love and hate at the same time.

32. There is only a Zen heart of clouds and water, wandering in the world of mortals.

33. They are used to criticizing you behind your back. That’s because they don’t have the capital to confront you in person. Don’t worry, you are the winner.

34. Failed in physics, normal , do you still need to think about air resistance when you jump from a building?

35. Don’t complain that your woman is ugly, don’t complain that you don’t have a good father, don’t complain that your job is poor, don’t complain that no one appreciates you. There are too many dissatisfactions in reality. Even if life gives you garbage, you can still step on the garbage under your feet and reach the top of the world. The world only cares about whether you have reached a certain height, not whether you stepped on the shoulders of giants or on garbage.

36. You are never alone. Because there must be someone in this world who is working hard to be by your side.

39. I would rather laugh heartlessly than cry heartbreakingly

40. Angry, angry, painful, sad mood

41. I am the worst at retaining you, but so many people leave.

42. I dare not look you in the eye, because I am afraid that every look in my eyes will express my feelings.

43. Tears are meaningless and futile liquid, and those who shed tears are stupid and pathetic.

44. A true warrior must dare to look at a beautiful girl? Dare to face the bleak single situation

45. Love is the salt of life. With the help of it, people can appreciate the world. of interest.

46. It’s no big deal and pretend nothing happened.

47. In order not to worry you, I can only pretend to be happy. Different lives, same sentiments

1. What you can learn is exercise, what you cannot learn is training.

2. Call home often, even if they say they don’t miss you.

3. You have enough reasons to admire people who get up early every day. If you don’t believe it, you will find that many people admire you after you do it.

4. We can accept that you can be drunk sometimes, but you must understand that only by getting drunk with a true friend can you put an end to sad things. Otherwise, you will only be a source of conversation and a laughing stock for others.

5. Don’t always complain about unfairness. Your unfairness is fair to others. Dialectics - I learned it in the third year of high school. Have you forgotten it?

6. Don’t be obsessed with online games. Never.

7. "I love you." Don't say this to many people. What I mean is, I hope you only say it to one person. This is to respect the person you love and to respect your own feelings.

8. If your personality makes many people stay away from you, then your personality is a failure. The success of your personality lies in its ability to attract, not repel.

9. If you regard not sleeping in class as a kind of exercise and you do it, then you are very strong, and remember, in fact, you should be like this. No matter how bad the teacher is, he is still better than the students, because They are teachers.

10. Crazy English words: Don’t be afraid of embarrassment. If you really can’t do it, don’t be afraid of embarrassment. If you can, I suggest you pursue embarrassment. It is a successful attempt. As for laughing at you for it People, you can exclude them from the list of your future opponents in life, so you should not laugh at those who are embarrassed on stage.

11. Find hope from despair, and life will eventually be brilliant.

12. If you don’t smoke, your energy will be much better than when you smoke. This is absolutely true.

13. You do have to learn to be scheming, but remember, always remember, there is always only one way to win in society, and that is strength, there is no need to doubt it.

14. Don’t complain when faced with unfair things. Your unfairness may just be someone else’s fairness. Therefore, you might as well work hard and strive for the most appropriate fairness for yourself.

15. Life is full of different situations. Don’t get angry at new things that you don’t understand. It doesn’t matter. For example, the problem of lovers living together has nothing to do with many of us.

16. Don’t always invite people to dinner, and don’t always let others treat you to dinner—except friends! ! ! ! !

17. Never laugh at your teacher for being ignorant or monotonous, because one day when you find out that you are actually stupid for teasing your teacher by being sleepy, you will have already hit a lot of nails in society.

18. Don’t imagine that you will be the darling at the job fair. When you understand that 70% of junior high school students can go to college, you should understand that people will not worship the majority of a group. .

19. You must learn English well, but English will never be the complete guarantee for your life, so learning more things may sometimes save your life!

20. You can dislike some things, but you should learn to accept them - if you can't change everything.

21. For strangers, either treat them as a blank sheet of paper, or treat them as your friends. In short, don’t treat them as enemies, no matter how many bad things you hear about him or her. rumors.

22. For those who love you, whether you accept it or not, you should thank them. This is respect for you.

23. Make time to exercise every week. There are many benefits.

24. Listening to the radio at night is also a kind of joy and happiness.

25. If someone around you is jealous of you, then you can exclude him from your competitors. People who are jealous of others will rarely achieve great things.

26. There are many ways to succeed. Don’t accept methods you don’t like.

27. Men, you don’t have to be handsome, but you can be handsome, and that’s what makes you truly handsome. (Of course, the same goes for women.) So, you don’t have to put too much thought into dressing up.

28. Entering society is a new environment and contact with new people. All your past is a blank sheet of paper to them. This is the best time for you to reshape your own image. No matter how you get rid of your previous shortcomings or enter a new environment, you should appear with a brand new image.

29. Those who persist for love, remember that it is okay to persist, but don’t get hurt by love!

30. Whether it is literature or martial arts, I mean you have to have a place where you can do it. It is a taboo for people to be good at everything and loose at the same time. Being able to understand a few things is the state of being more understanding.

31. QQ is a tool for contacting friends. It can be a tool for making friends, but don’t easily believe in friendship on QQ, let alone imagine what friends on QQ look like.

32. Being impulsive means that you still have passion for life. Being always impulsive means that you still don’t understand life.

33. If you can't have it, then tell yourself not to forget it - if you can bear the pain.

34. Nothing is too straight and nothing is too smooth. Just make the outer circle and the inner square.

35. Never aspire to be a person who cannot offend anyone. It is a wonderful life to have people who oppose and support you and then make your own decisions.

36. Be courageous. Even if you fail, don’t let your life be mediocre.

37. If you like someone, tell him or her bravely. I said in Tianya that university is a place for learning, but I understand the power of love. Pursue the person you truly love, as long as you think it is worth it, then it is worth it.

38. You should believe in one sentence: Nothing is impossible! ! ! Really no, just do it. Now we are students, let’s think about it ten years from now or twenty years from now.

39. I don’t think about whether I can succeed. Since I have chosen a distant place, I only care about the hardships.

40. Regret is an emotion that consumes energy. Regret is a greater loss than a loss and a greater mistake than a mistake, so don’t regret it. But remember to reflect!

41. There is only one way to distinguish levels in society, and that is competition. You must work hard, otherwise you will end up being pressed at the bottom of society.

42. We do live a difficult life. We have to withstand all kinds of external pressures, and we also have to face our own inner confusions. When you are struggling, if someone looks at you with understanding, you will feel the warmth of life. Perhaps just a brief glance is enough to make me excited.

43. Everyone has potential energy, but it is easy: covered by habits, blurred by time, and consumed by inertia.

44. Among millions of people, meet the person you meet; among millions of years, in the boundless wilderness of time, there is neither a step too early nor a step too late, you just happen to catch up. ...

45. You can choose to persist or give up. There is no right or wrong. I mean with love, but the important thing is to stick to your choice.

46. Believe in the power of time, which can dilute many things.

47. Insisting on doing the same thing every day can train us. You will know after trying it.

48. Smile more and you will slowly become truly happy.

49. There are many ifs in life, but not one but.

50. When you don’t know how to give up, you can tell yourself that you still know how to persist.

51. The older we get, the less obvious right and wrong are. This is not a mistake, this is a fact, and it cannot be changed.

52. When you are bored, don’t forget your friends. When your friends are bored, don't forget that you are their friend. Remember to make every friend worth making.