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Fox Dream Catalogue of Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio

Yu Youbi Yi 'an [1], a charming person [2], is proud of himself. Fat and bearded. Shilin is famous. Savor the past, go to the uncle to stab the official history [3], and rest upstairs. Rumor has it that there are many foxes in the building. Every time I watch "Biography of the Breeze" [4], my heart is yearning and disgusting, because I am thinking upstairs. After returning to Lent, it was already late [5]. When it is hot in summer summer, I sleep at home. Someone shook it in their sleep. Woke up to see, then a woman, after the age of no doubt [6], charm still exists. Biddy started and asked him who he was. He smiled and said, "I am a fox. Meng Jun attaches importance to it and his heart is stolen. " When I heard it, I was happy and sarcastic. The woman smiled and said, "My teeth are getting longer and longer. Even if people do not see evil, they will be ashamed first. There are young girls and women who can wait on the towel rack. Tomorrow night, there is no place to live, come right away. " Words have passed away. Burn incense at night and sit and wait. Women with women. Gentle attitude, chinese odyssey. The hostess said to her, "Bilang has a long history [8], that is, he must stay [9]. Go home early tomorrow and don't sleep too much. " Then I shook hands with him, and I came prepared. After that, he smiled and said, "Fat Lang is stupid and heavy, which makes people unbearable." I left before I knew it.

When the evening arrived, I said, "My sisters should be my Xin Lang, and I will go with you tomorrow." Ask: "Where?" Yue: "My elder sister is the host of the banquet. Not far from here. "Bi Hou Zhi. After a long time, my body is getting tired and lazy. Just arrived at the reception desk, the lady suddenly walked in and said, "Thank you for waiting." Is to shake hands. Choose a place with a big yard. When you go straight to the nave, you will see bright lights and twinkling stars. Suddenly, the shopkeeper came out, nearly twenty years old, with beautiful light makeup. He packed his clothes and said that he had been congratulated. He can practice the banquet, and the maid went into white: "The second lady is here." Seeing an 18-year-old woman, I smiled and said to her, "Sister broke a melon [10]. Is the groom quite satisfied? " The woman hit her back with a fan and took a white look. Er Nian said, "I remember when I was a child, I wrestled with my sister and played a game [1 1]. My sister was afraid that those men would threaten her bones, and she shook her fingers at a distance and couldn't help laughing. He was angry with me and said that I should marry the little prince of the country [12]. I said that your servant will marry Dolan one day, and give him a little kiss. It's true now. " Aunt smiled and said, "No wonder Sannianzi is angry and scolding! The groom is on the side, jump straight [13]! " After a while, we sat together [14] and laughed at the banquet. Suddenly, a girl, with a cat in her arms, was eleven or twelve years old, and her young hair was still wet [15], but she was gorgeous and charming. Aunt said, "Fourth Sister wants to see her sister-in-law, too? There is no place to sit. " Take food and fruit bait, because you hold your knees. When he moved, he put himself in his arms for two years and said, "My calves and thighs are sore!" " Second Sister said, "Your handmaid is big and as heavy as a hundred horses [16]. I am very fragile. Since I want to see my brother-in-law, my brother-in-law is strong and strong, and his knees are fat. " That is to catch you and put your arms around you. When you are in your arms, you are as light as nobody. Don't put it off until tomorrow, drink from the same cup. Aunt said, "Little maid, don't drink too much, or you'll lose your appearance, lest your brother-in-law laugh." The girl smiled diligently and made a cat with her hand. The cat suddenly sang a song. Aunt said: "don't give up, just take the fleas and lice away!" " Er Nian said, "Please take the slave as an order, pass it on with chopsticks, and drink while singing." Everyone is taught. Finish singing. Drink as much as you can, even a few times. I know my little daughter caught the bell and laughed loudly. The second sister said, "Little sister, go home! Kill Lang Jun, lest Third Sister complain. " The little girl is holding the cat. When Sister Bi Shan saw that she was drinking, she chose a bun to store wine and advised her [17]. Steamed buns can only be raised [18]; However, drinking it will make you feel more fighting. Look at it and you'll be fooled. Ernian also wants to pay each other. I can't finish my speech without drinking. Ernian took a bite of the fat zygote, which was bigger than a bullet. She said, "Since it tastes bad, let's say it as a sign." When you can see it, you can finish it in one breath, and you don't have time to do it after taking a hundred mouthfuls. The girl went to Yi Hezi with a small lotus cup and said, "Don't be fooled by traitors." In the joint case, it is a huge bowl. Two years later, he said, "What are your plans? Being a husband for three days, then dear? " Never put off till tomorrow what you can picked up the cup and stood to her mouth. Make it soft; It's not a cup, it's a sock hook [19], and the lining is absolutely perfect. Ernian scrambled to scold: "you sly girl!" When have you ever stolen someone else's shoes, it's strange to be cold! " When you get up, it is easy to enter the room. The lady left the meeting and said goodbye to everyone. The woman was sent out of the village and told Bi to go home. Waking up is a dream; The nose and mouth are drunk, and the alcohol is still strong. At dusk, the woman came and said, "weren't you drunk last night?" Biyan: "Fang Yi is a dream." The girl said, "My sister is afraid that you will go crazy, so the dream entrusted to her is really not a dream." Women fail every time they finish the game. The woman smiled and said, "You are addicted to this day, I mean it will be great." I looked at it today, but it was flat. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can. The woman said, "Running is a skill. How can I make you benefit from the Enlightenment? Gradually dyed in the morning and evening, there is still a difference. "After living for several months, Brigitte has made a little progress. The woman tried it and smiled and said, "Not yet, not yet. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can, swimming with those who have tasted this game makes people feel different and curious. Bitan is magnanimous, with nothing left in his chest [20] and a little catharsis. When the woman knew it, she said, "There is no doubt that people in the same trade will not make crazy lives. Be careful again and again, He Shanger! "Desperate. After Xie Bi, the woman was a little relieved, but it was a pity.

A few years later, one night, I sat opposite [2 1]. Play it, don't play; Sleep with it, not sleep. For a long time, he said, "What do you think of me as a green phoenix?" Yue: "I almost passed." "I'm ashamed of myself. But the serial is about a gentleman [22], so please make a short biography, not necessarily a person who has no love for thousands of years. " Bi said, "Although I have this ambition, I have to obey my old life, so I keep it a secret." The woman said, "I'm asking you to do this." Now that you have said goodbye, why bother? " Ask: "Where to?" Yue: "My concubine and Sisei recruited Flower and Bird as the ambassadors of the Queen Mother of the West [23], and they got nothing from them. I have a sister [24] who gave birth to two daughters with my uncle and brother, but she is still alive. I have nothing to lose with you. " Don't put off till tomorrow what you can do. He said, "You are too arrogant to be widowed." Then he got up, grabbed his hand and said, "You can see me off." After going to Li Xu, they parted in tears and said, "If we were interested in each other, we might not have missed each other." Just go. On the 19th day of the twelfth lunar month in the 21st year of Kangxi, Bi Zi and Yu came to Churantang [25] and elaborated their differences. Yu Yue said, "If there is a fox, it is also the pen and ink of a serial." I will do it. [1] Bi Yi 'an: Pu Songling has been in Bi Ruan for a long time, with two shops in Zichuan; Bi Yi 'an should be a member of some ethnic groups in China.

[2] Proud: generous and free, different from ordinary people.

[3] Shangshu Province: Shangshu Province was used as another name for "well-known" in the Qing Dynasty. According to Ji Hua of Zichuan, he was a magistrate in Tongzhou, Yangzhou, with Yin Shi Garden, Chuo Ran Hall and Fan Xiaotang. Here, "Ci Shi Gong" refers to Bi. Industry: Villa.

[4]' Biography of the Breeze': refers to' Strange Stories from a Lonely Studio, Breeze'.

[5] Wanmu: It will be dusk. Wan, with "immersion", gradually.

[6] Over 40 years old. Not confused, the generation refers to forty years old, "The Analects of Confucius is Politics"; "Forty without confusion."

[7] Zhi Zhi: Wash the dishes; Be a concubine. Comb your hair.

[8] Fate: Fate. Edge, according to Zhu Xuezhai codex, the original "lodge".

[9] Stay overnight. Stop, stop.

[10] Broken Melon: "Popular Woman": "It is not true that a woman is broken. The word melon is broken into two or eight words, and it is said that it is two or eight years old. " Here, it means that a girl is married. "Yiwen Collection" 43 "Lover's Song": "Jasper breaks the melon, Lang is upside down."

[1 1] Sumo is a way of playing: it means slapping and playing with each other. The name of sumo first appeared in Dream of Liang Lu in the Song Dynasty, and it was a sports persuasion project separated from the skill of blowing horns in the Qin and Han Dynasties.

[12] Yao Ji: a country of dwarves in ancient legends. Historical Records Confucius Family: "You are three feet short." Also known as one foot and five inches long, see Liezi Tang Wen.

[13] Zhierhan jump: It's sheer nonsense. Jump silly, silly.

[14] Respect each other and advocate sitting: raise a glass and sit next to each other. From Zuo Si's "Shu Du Fu": "Respect the seat and recruit full punishment." Get together. Zun, wine vessel. In ancient times, sitting on the floor was called "promoting sitting" or "promoting sitting".

[15] The baby's hair is not dry: it means that the baby's hair is not dry, which means that its childlike innocence has not disappeared.

[16] Jun: an ancient unit of weight, 30 Jin is called Jun.

[17] bun: a fake bun for women in the old days. By the way, according to Zhu Xuezhai's transcript, the original text is "Huan".

[18] liter: wine measurement unit. The "barrel" hereinafter refers to the vessel for holding wine and also refers to the unit for measuring wine.

[19] Luo socks refer to embroidered shoes. Cao Zhi's Ode to the Goddess of Luo: "Ling Bo walks lightly, Luo socks dust."

[20] Nothing left in the chest: it means that you can't hide anything in your heart. Stay, old man.

[2 1] Sitting: Sitting alone! Sit still. Wu is at a loss.

[22] Liaozhai, the name of Pu Songling's study, refers to Pu Songling here.

[23] Queen Mother of the West: a mythical figure. Shan Hai Jing said that she was a monster with tiger teeth, a loose head and a nice voice. In later myths and legends, she was gradually shaped into a goddess with peerless appearance. Novels and operas call her "Yaochi Jinniang". Every time the flat peach matures, a birthday party is held. All the immortals come to celebrate her birthday and regard her as a symbol of immortality. Flower-and-bird emissary: During Tianbao period of Tang Dynasty, maids were selected to be responsible for the banquet, which was called "flower-and-bird emissary". See "In the sky". This refers to the fairy who served two queens' birthday banquets.

[24] Sister Journey (Hong Kong Airlines): Big Sister. Okay, line generation.

[25] Arriving at the feet: two people share the same bed, and their feet touch each other and sleep. My friend Bi Yi 'an is excellent and bold. He is fat, has a lot of beards, and is famous among the Bachelor of Arts. Once he went to his uncle Biji's secretariat villa because of something and rested upstairs. It is said that there used to be many fox spirits in this building. Every time Bi You reads Biography of the Green Phoenix, there is always a yearning, hoping to meet once. So he's upstairs, thinking hard. Then go home, it's getting dark. It was sultry in summer, so he lay in front of the door and slept. I think someone shook him in his sleep. When I woke up, I turned out to be a woman in her forties, but her charm remained. Pew got up in surprise and asked who she was. The woman smiled and said, "I am a fox spirit." Thank you very much for your voice. "Bi You was very happy when she heard that, so she told her some jokes. The woman smiled and said, "I am old. Even if people don't hate me, I will feel ashamed and depressed first. "I have a daughter who has just grown up, so I can let her serve you by my side. Don't let anyone stay at home tomorrow night. Then come on. " Say that finish and left.

In the evening, Biyou burned incense and waited. That woman really took her daughter with her. The fox woman is elegant and beautiful, peerless. The woman said to her daughter, "Bilang and you are predestined friends. Stay here tonight." Go back early tomorrow morning and don't sleep. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can and fox woman love each other hand in hand. Later, the fox smiled and said, "The fat husband is heavy and unbearable! "He left before dawn. In the evening, she came by herself and said, "Sisters congratulate the groom for me, and I will accompany you tomorrow." You ask, "Where is it?" Fox said, "Sister is the host of the party. Not far from here. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can really wait. After a long time, Miss Fox didn't come either. He felt tired gradually, and then he lay down on the table. Suddenly, Miss Fox came in and said, "Thank you for waiting." So they shook hands. Soon I went to a place and saw a big yard. They went straight into the nave, where they saw lights and candles flashing like stars. Soon the hostess came out, about twenty years old. Although she wears light makeup, she is very beautiful. She was about to sit down after saluting the skirt. The maid came in and said, "The second lady has arrived. "I saw a woman come in. She was about eighteen or nineteen. She smiled and said to Fox, "Sister has broken the melon. Is the groom happy? " Fox hit her back with a fan and looked at her with his own eyes. The second sister said, "I remember playing with my sister when I was a child. My sister is most afraid of being poked in the ribs and rubbing her fingers at a distance. She laughed beyond endurance and was angry with me, saying that I should marry the little prince of the dwarf country. "I said, girl, I'm going to marry a tall man in the future and prick myself. It really happened today. " The elder sister smiled and said, "No wonder the third sister complained that the groom was around. It's ridiculous."

After a while, everyone sat side by side, drinking and joking, very happy. Suddenly, a girl came up with a cat in her arms. She is about eleven or twelve years old, naive, but charming. The elder sister said, "Is Fourth Sister coming to see her brother-in-law, too? There is no place for you to sit here. " Just pick her up and put her on her lap, and give her food and fruit to eat. After a while, he held her in his second sister's arms and said, "My tibia hurts!" " "The second sister said," My girl is so old, but she seems to weigh one hundred Jin. I'm fragile and I can't stand it. Since I want to see my brother-in-law, he is tall and fat with knees. "So I put her in Biyou's arms. A girl's arms are soft and fragrant, as light as no one. Never put off till tomorrow what you can hold her and drink from the same cup. The elder sister said, "Little girl, don't drink too much. You will get drunk and lose your manners. I'm afraid my brother-in-law will laugh. " The girl kept laughing, so she stroked the cat with her hand, and the cat suddenly cried. The elder sister said, "Don't throw it away quickly, hold fleas and lice! "The second sister said," Please take the cat as the drinking order and pass it on with chopsticks. Whoever has chopsticks drinks when the cat barks. "Everyone plays the way she says. As soon as the chopsticks arrived in Bew's hand, the cat barked. Pew is a heavy drinker. After drinking a few drinks, he realized that the girl made the cat meow on purpose, so he burst into laughter. The second sister said, "Little sister, go home and sleep! If you want to beat Lang Jun, I'm afraid Third Sister will complain. " The girl said that and left with the cat.

When the elder sister saw Bi Youhao drinking, she took the bun off her head and poured wine on it to persuade her. It seems that steamed buns can only hold one liter; However, as soon as I drank it, I felt that there were several fights. Wait until it dries. It turned out to be a lotus leaf cover. Second sister also wants to propose a toast. Never put off till tomorrow what you can refuse is not a good drinker. The second sister took out a fat box bigger than a bullet, poured wine and said, "Since I can't drink well, let's show some meaning for the time being." Biyou saw it and could drink it all at once; But after drinking more than 100 mouthfuls in a row, I couldn't drink any more. Fox changed the box of Xiao He Cup and said, "Don't be teased by traitors again." Putting the box on the table turned out to be a huge rice bowl. The second sister said, "It's none of your business! Lang Jun, only three days old, so cute! " Biyou gulped down the lotus glass in his mouth. The glass in your hand becomes very soft; A closer look reveals that it is not a wine glass, but an embroidered shoe, which is exquisitely embroidered. The second sister grabbed the shoes and scolded, "You sly girl! When have you ever stolen someone else's shoes? No wonder your feet are cold! " So I got up and went into the house to change my shoes. The fox asked Bi You to leave. After sending him out of the village, let him go home by himself. Biyou suddenly woke up, it turned out to be a dream; But it's strange that my nose and mouth are drunk and the smell of wine is still strong. In the evening, the fox came. He said, "You didn't die drunk last night, did you?" "I'm just wondering if this is a dream," said Pew. Fox said, "My sisters are afraid that you are stupid, so pretending to dream is not a dream."

Fox girl often plays chess with Bew, and Bew always loses. Fox girl smiled and said, "You love playing chess all day. I think you must be a master. Today, it looks ordinary. " You ask her for advice. The fox said, "The skill of playing chess lies in since the enlightenment. How can I help you? Slowly edify every morning and evening, maybe you should make progress. " After a few months, Pew felt that she had made a little progress. Fox tried it and said with a smile, "Not yet, not yet." Bi You went out to play chess with people who had played chess with him. People were surprised that his chess skills were much higher than before. Bi You is an honest and frank person, but he won't keep things in his heart, so he reveals some reasons a little. The fox has known this for a long time and scolded him, saying, "No wonder fellow travelers don't want to associate with crazy people. I have repeatedly told you to be cautious and confidential, how can it still be like this! " Say that finish very angry to leave. Never put off till tomorrow what you can quickly apologize, the fox is just a little angry, but the number of times since then has gradually decreased.

After more than a year, one night, the fox came and sat there staring blankly at Biyou. Never put off till tomorrow what you can accompany her to play chess, no less; Sleep with her, and don't sleep. She was sluggish for a long time and said, "What do you think of me?" Bi You said, "I'm afraid it's better than her." Fox said, "I'm not as good as her. I'm ashamed." However, Mr. Liaozhai and you are in writing. Ask him to write a short biography. In a thousand years, no one may love me like you. Pew said: "I have this wish for a long time; Because I used to follow your initial instructions, I will keep a secret. The fox said, "I told you so long ago, but today is the time to say goodbye." . What are you afraid of? "Never put off till tomorrow what you can ask," where are you going? The fox woman replied, "Four Sisters and I were recruited by the Queen Mother of the West to be flower and bird messengers and never came back. There used to be a sister the same age. Because she was with your uncle and brother, she had given birth to two girls when she left, so she was not married yet. Fortunately, you and I are not such a drag. "Never put off till tomorrow what you can ask her to leave a message. The fox said, "I am so angry and widowed." So he stood up, took Bi You's hand and said, "Please send me away." They walked for more than a mile and broke up in tears. The fox said, "We are interesting to each other, and it is not necessarily that we will never see each other again." Say that finish and left.

On the 19th day of the twelfth lunar month in the 21st year of Kangxi, Bi Yi 'an and I slept together in Chuo Ran Hall and described his adventures in detail. I said, "With such a fox spirit, my pen and ink in Liaozhai will shine." So I wrote this story. Pu Songling (1640 ~ 17 15), also known as Liu Quan lay man, Mr. Liaozhai, whose real name is Liu Xian, whose real name is Chen Jian, and whose nickname is Liu Quan lay man, was called Mr. Liaozhai and Zichuan (now Zibo). There was a literary name at an early age, which was highly valued by history and Wang Shizhen. After many rural examinations, they all came last and became Gong Sheng at the age of 7 1. In addition to middle age, he also worked as a curtain in Baoying and a teacher in his hometown until his death. Poor family, contact with the bottom people's lives. Can write poetry, good at writing folk songs. For decades, he wrote a collection of short stories, Strange Tales from a Lonely Studio, which was constantly revised and supplemented. His book used the style of tang legends's novels, criticizing the society and politics at that time by talking about ghosts and foxes. He is the author of Liaozhai Anthology, Liaozhai Poetry, Liaozhai Folk Songs and various popular books about agriculture and medicine. 13 has more than 400 anthologies, 8 volumes have more than 900 poems, 1 volume 100 poems, 14 kinds of folk songs, 3 plays and 5 kinds of essays.