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What kind of existence is a fitness instructor? Did he do anything to make you sick?

I found a personal fitness teacher once in my life, but I was forced to. I experienced it once. It was very bad. It's not that he did anything disgusting, but that he is smart and his attitude of turning his face faster than turning pages makes me disgusted. From then on, I have no feelings about fitness personal education.

That was four years ago. I live in an apartment with a gym and have never seen it. Later, because I was getting fatter, I wanted to practice and lose some meat. In addition, apartment guests enjoy free gym treatment. I think it's a loss not to use the gym for a long time, so I've taken a weekend to try it now.

That gym is not big, but the facilities are all up-to-date and comprehensive. I was a sports special student in middle school. I am familiar with fitness equipment, but I am not good at using some high-tech equipment.

When I was learning how to use the treadmill, a fitness instructor wandered around me or tried to talk to me. At that time, I didn't know he was a coach, but I thought he was a manager, because his figure looked ordinary. After all, I thought those private clerics were like this.

Height 170 or so, slightly muscular figure, wearing staff uniforms. I asked him if he could introduce me to fitness equipment and teach me how to use it. He was very happy to agree, and showed me around all the equipment and venues and introduced them in great detail.

After talking to me for almost 20 minutes, I still feel embarrassed. I was afraid of delaying his work, so I quickly told him how grateful I was today. Go get busy. As a result, what he said next really surprised me.

He said:? Well, madam, I'm the fitness instructor here. A normal class lasts 400 hours. I told you for almost half an hour today. Why don't I take you to do another set of fat-reducing exercises, and one class per hour is enough? How about I calculate 350 for you? ?

Excuse me! ? Robbery isn't that blatant, is it? I'm a little overwhelmed and embarrassed. I told him that I thought he was an employee and I didn't want to find a fitness instructor. As a result, he said that he thought I knew he was a fitness instructor, so he took me to identify the equipment. Judging from the posture at that time, today's class is free, and it seems that I can't get out of this gym. So I reluctantly agreed, a few hundred dollars doesn't matter, mainly because I am afraid of losing face after all.

Later, I took off my uniform and put on a hurdle vest. I look like a coach. He took me for more than half an hour to lose weight, and I really sweated a lot after a set. At that time, I still thought this class was worthwhile. You can buy more classes next time.

I didn't have much strength to play with the equipment after the fat reduction campaign, so I asked him how to pay and told him that I planned to go back. As a result, he dragged me to the front desk and told me that the original price of a class today was 400, and the 350 I calculated for you was the price of buying five classes at one time. You can just pay at the front desk here.

I'm at a loss. I asked him: I thought you said you would give me a special price of 350 yuan a class, and you kept replying to me for half an hour. Are you exaggerating? But he said at the front desk that he didn't tell me to give me a preferential price. He quoted me a group purchase price.

I feel cheated for the first time! In fact, I originally planned to buy more classes next time, but when I looked at the coach with a smart and successful expression, the fire started. I took 400 yuan cash out of my bag and patted it at the front desk, saying that 400 yuan was here. Do you like it? I just want you to know that I am the owner here and wait for me to complain about you. ? Then I turned and left and never went to that gym again.

After this time, I never looked for a tutor again.