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Ask for some sweet and spoiled novels, which will be rewarded with great rewards!
One is a rookie who has never been in love once, and the other is a sinister gigolo who is obsessed with love history. Where did they end up? I said to Qin Ke, you should be nice to me, or I'll have an affair. Qin Ke said quietly, you are not beautiful, your mind is not bright, your body is not diligent, and your grain is not divided. You will lose your chain at the critical moment. Are you sure there was someone on the other side of the wall after you went out of the wall? It dawned on me, yes. He smiled and said, I like you, but no one else has the same strange taste as me, so you should listen to me, you know? I focused on his first clause and nodded happily. It took me a moment to realize that the original intention and result of my negotiation with him had run counter to each other.
Things in the world are divided by Chen Yubai-what he wants and what he doesn't want. He plundered the former and destroyed the latter. He thought Ann Xiaoli belonged to the former, but when he got angry, he felt that she seemed to be the latter. Then suddenly one day, Chen Yubai was uneasy to find that An Xiaoli was not in the world he thought. At the top of the mountain that night, there was the most beautiful moonlight in the world. Li Weiran was about ten feet away from Qin Sang and smiled with tenderness. "Don't say that you don't like me. Sang Sang, how can I not see that you like me like it? "
Little Red Riding Hood falls into the hands of a big pervert, so you can imagine the story-it's a story in which Little Red Riding Hood keeps resisting and a big pervert keeps oppressing and oppressing. The following is the protagonist's summary of this article: Little Red Riding Hood: This is the struggle history of an innocent girl. Wolf: This is the pursuit history of an infatuated youth. As for the truth-only readers know it
(good writing and good writing)
The Unscrupulous Master
He tore off his clothes to reveal his chest muscles, and her nosebleeds flowed down happily
He closed his clothes, and her nosebleeds shrank back with a whoosh
Between the coming and going of this nosebleeds, it seems that everything has changed ...
"
The youngest female host, the blackest male host, the most wonderful story, the most touching love and the most happy ending
This article is a timid female host who is afraid of ghosts and death. In short, she is afraid of everything. She encounters a male host who is not only black in the belly but also black in the heart and black in the face, which leads to a tangled story of chasing after me, hiding from you, and being strong and weak.
Ye canoe (timid): Uncle, uncle, eldest brother, you are my heaven and my land. As long as you let me live, I pray every day that you will be as happy as the East China Sea and live longer than the South Mountain ...
Qiao Luo (sneer): Do you really think so?
ye canoe (holding up three fingers): I am willing to swear to heaven!
Qiao Luo (eyebrows raised): I thought you said I was your God.
Then just swear to me.
Tell Daxiong I love her
Miss Bear and Mr. Xiaojing and both of us young and happy-hearted meet again
five years later, and she is with him at the wedding.
On the second side, she said, "I want to live with you."
He said, "I don't live with anyone, I only marry someone!"
When a witch meets a great god, when a wild witch meets a dark and insidious great god,
"Marry me, and I'll sell you the fox" to see how the great god proposes
"Do you have my permission to touch my wife?" See how the Great God saves the beauty
"Woman, you must be mine." See how the great god expresses
the plan of chasing after his wife ——
and see how a generation of witches are subdued ...
Love O2O
Love O2O, the latest work by Gu Man, the author of How to Shengxiao Mo, which touched millions of readers. If you are "miserably" abandoned, suddenly a very strong and arrogant man proposes to you, how do you react? What is it that men fall in love with women at first sight? Appearance? Temperament? Worth? NO, the campus prince+Xiao Nai, a high-level game player, saw it slightly. What she loved was not her aggressive color, but her delicate hands flying on the keyboard and her calm momentum! ! ! Embarrassed, right? Bei Weiwei, who is also a master of online games, was in front of the computer at that moment, methodically directing the gang war, and fought a perfect brilliant battle of defeating the strong with the weak, completely unaware that the angel of love was close at his side ... Then, Shawna, an all-around top student in basketball swimming and the chief planner of the game company, began to hunt the beauty heart in an all-round way online and offline ... So, a love, in the time of a bloom, quietly sprouted.
"Why Shengxiao Mo"
A love affair in youth leads to a lifelong entanglement. In college, Zhao Mosheng was sunny and fell in love with He Yichen, a great talent in the law department at first sight. She was cheerful and straightforward, and finally made him stop for her. However, he was inexpressible and finally made her go away from home in a sad mood. Seven years later, when Zhao Mosheng returned to China, I saw him at the first sight in the crowded crowd in the supermarket. He was still handsome and outstanding ... This book begins with the encounter in the supermarket seven years later, and tells an unforgettable love story. He Yichen, the leading actor, is affectionate and persistent. Under the calm appearance, there is a deep yearning, and the deepest tenderness is hidden in the cold language. If she had ever appeared in the world, anyone else would have made do with it, and he wouldn't make do with it ... as he himself said, "If this wait has an end, what's the difference between seven years and seven minutes?" Written to Turtle Man (Text/Ming Xiaoxi) "I once saw a reader leave a message under her article saying that warmth is not enough, because it is more penetrating than warmth; Enthusiasm is not enough, which is more important than enthusiasm; Romance is not enough, it is so real. The kind of deep-rooted lovesickness with a little overbearing gentleness, pretending to be indifferent, and the thoughtfulness revealed in indifference, such a man is the most beautiful love in a dream. So I am firmly squatting in the pit. "
Shanshan came to eat
Shanshan squatted in front of the delivery room as a temporary blood bank, and was ordered by the big boss to have a blood test to prove her health and qualified blood. During the production, the pregnant woman was really in a critical situation. Shanshan obediently took 3 CC of blood, and the pregnant woman turned the corner. Shanshan walked out of the hospital with a clear gratitude, walked for a while, stopped, and looked at the moon and sighed. "Capitalists really suck blood, but they are inhuman." Shanshan Youzi bobbed her head and didn't notice that a black sports car paused behind her. After hearing her sigh, the man in the back seat of the sports car moved his mouth and closed the newly opened window. "Go home." "Boss, didn't you just say you were going to send Miss Xue back?" "No need." The man said with a straight face, "Capitalists are inhuman."
In every woman's life, there is always a man who appears as a guide to guide her outlook on life, values and ... love. When a fake LOLI dumplings girl, I met a black-bellied corn with careful guidance as the main purpose and finally captive breeding as the purpose.
so, how will it be a mixed process?
To sum up: This is the story of a naive fake LOLI dumpling girl who was deceived by appearances because of her inexperience, and was finally taken away by a black-bellied crab, Millet ...
Let's have dinner, Little Brilliant
No CJ drops
"I want to get a room.
"please register first."
...
"Do your brother and sister share a room?"
"... yes."
...
"Room 1314."
"I don't want this room. Is there room 1414?"
...
"Room 1399?"
"no, what about room 1313?"
...
"I'm sorry, except for these rooms, there is only one room 11 left."
"... this is it."
Before Marriage
About our first meeting, when I shouted that it was a mistake to see white teeth for life, my husband looked at me for a long time and said, "If
you can get rid of the bad habit of eating after gargling, your teeth will turn white."
Is this a cold joke? Why I don't think it's funny at all.
Well, let's get down to business. I've been showing off for a long time. The focus of the story is that I married my handsome husband before.
(Well, I strongly recommend it)
So what if you are my student
Zhao Shuiguang, who is eighteen, met Tan Shumo, who is twenty-seven. He said. I share all the happiness with you, and I taste all the pains before you. " So the best man attacked step by step and stayed together from high school to college. She said: "Meeting him in Tan Shumo is the greatest blessing of her life, and there will be no more in the future." Young girls grow up all the way, and generate sends out people's flowers. It is precisely because Zhao Shuiguang, who is eighteen, met Tan Shumo, who is twenty-seven. He didn't meet the right person at the right time earlier or later. Who can say that this is not a great happiness? What are you doing at the age of eighteen? Are you dejected by your first love? Are you undecided about your future? If you have a pair of firm hands to give you strength, and someone to give you warmth and care for you without reservation, will the future be different from now on? This is a love between teachers and students, but it has nothing to do with it. No matter what age or state people are in, they all have a longing for a beautiful love and a desire for a happy life, regardless of age. This is just a story worthy of your smile.
Elite Lovers
Tang Chenrui Keywords: investment bank director, good bedding, playing tricks.
Xi Xiangwan Keywords: prosecutor, man show, brother Lian.
if you hold someone for too long, if you hold someone else in the future, your hands will still unconsciously ring into the same shape as before.
It was only at the end that he realized that emotion was the last venture capital he should set foot in, and once he was tempted, he would lose all his money.
She didn't know what a good lover he was until the end.
To put it simply, it is a story about a prosecutor in man show who is emotionally passive and takes the initiative to chop people up. He is seen by an elite and then goes back to his nest to eat him.
Well, well, eat and eat ...
Poor Students in Peking University
If we have to summarize this novel in the traditional way of summarizing the central idea in junior high school and senior high school, it is:
This article aims to encourage all college entrance examination students, college students and graduates to find confidence by telling the story of a poor student who was admitted to Peking University in college entrance examination.
To put it bluntly, it is a clear hint that people with such brains can get into Peking University and find love.
Then, like us,
we went to Harvard and Oxford at random,
peach blossoms blossomed and peach trees bore countless fruits!
Marry a Vampire
(Don't look at the copy, it's meaningless, push it, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh, sigh)
The new copy: You smiled slightly and didn't say anything to me, but I think I've been waiting for this for a long time.
The title of My Neighbor is very black-bellied, which sums up everything. More than 1, words have been written, which tells the story of a woman meeting a black-bellied man.
ps is a small book, for example-
"This boy is really good-looking, white and clean, clear and Xiu Xiu, with red lips and white teeth-the whole is the prince type that I was infatuated with in high school" and so on.
This book is a bit yellow, for example-
He raised his eyebrows and said, "32A? I lost money. "
I bent my eyes, put my hand under his abdomen and gently shook it-
"2cm in diameter? I lost money. "
Then the author of ps has three incorrect views, low personality and love for money like life. Be cautious and cautious.
The mistake of Ten Years
is not that you have a crush on a beautiful man, but that you want to get him.
The mistake is not that you want to get him, but that you get him with the wrong person.
The mistake is not that you want to get him with the wrong person, but that she still doesn't know about another innocent beautiful man.
An unmarried and wretched old woman accidentally picked up an innocent handsome man when she was eighteen.
Ten years later, this handsome man thought to herself, it's my turn to pick up you this time, little round face, so die.
Xianjia Kannika nimtragol
In class, you have to learn a roster of immortals, take an examination of eight diagrams, build a foundation every day, and fly swords as a magic weapon, even if you are admitted to the biggest and best sect. After a hundred and eighty years of hard work, it's not just a loud noise in the sky, and it's thunderous to go to Du Jie. Whether it succeeds or not, people will never see each other again!
how to fix the truth? !
With the green light burning and the beauty Zen, can the Bodhisattva get rid of her worries, not become immortal, save up for marriage, and wish to have one heart and never leave her white head?
(I think this book is very good, very good, very good, but unfortunately, it's not finished)
Rabbit loves to eat grass near the nest
She has always been a very rational, sensible and intellectual person, so she doesn't want her great dream to end up with this man who doesn't know office games. Doesn't he know that there is a saying that rabbits don't eat grass near the nest? Originally, he was a person who was very strict in choosing his lifelong partner. Since he recruited Su Mingxiao, a funny woman, his curiosity was inexplicably aroused. At any rate, he is also a handsome guy. She idolizes another man in front of him, and keeps preaching her poisoned love theory in the office. The most unbearable thing is that she always inadvertently provokes his man's self-esteem. Hum, he will eat this grass next to his nest!
whose waiting coincides with the blooming of flowers
"(Netscape) was an accident"
Handsome husband is a high school student
wife and son receive both Fang Ni
stingy wife Fumei
president cheated on marriage and Qiu Meng
creditors bumped into Qiu Meng
called president Guan Miner
fell in love with sweet and sour Chloe
.
if you have the essence, you can take advantage of the maple
dress up as a prostitute, eat tigers and build buildings
be your man, Tang Jing
Play the real Tang Jing this time
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